One could quote generations when....

[GeneHunt]

When you take a duff harddrive with all your uni work on to a computer store:

"Years of research could be lost".

When you go to a castle and meet the tour guide

"May we have a look around".

When you just got back from holiday and someone asks you how it was:

"It.............was..............fun".

When your other half buys a lottery ticked to pay off loan sharks:

"I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim?"

When watching feminists on Oprah:

"Human females are so repulsive"

 

[ALF]

Oh yes, there's a Generations quote for almost every day of the week.

 

[Jeyl]

If anyone asks,

"JUST DO IT!"

 

[Destructor]

Uhm, at the funeral of a loved one you could say: "Time is the fire in which we burn."

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

Uhm, at the funeral of a loved one you could say: "Time is the fire in which we burn."

Even more fun at a cremation....

 

[Destructor]

Even more fun at a cremation....

 

[CorporalClegg]

When buying a can of RAID: "There was a time when I wouldn't hurt a fly."

When showing someone your refrigerator art: "You could say I have a magnetic personality."

Anytime you're eating fast food: "Yes! That is it! I hate this; it is revolting!"
"More?"
"Please."

 

[tharpdevenport]

When your girlfriend finds out you whack off to megabytes of porn stashed on your computer:

"Ohhh shit!"


When someone is on their death bead explaning how they're gonna die:

"Speak for yourself -- I plan on living forever."


When said girlfriend decides to instead join you in the porn whacking:

"Make it quick!"


When a cop pulls you over for speeding:

"Haven't you got anything better to do?"


When the navel officer's secretary gets mad at him and pees in his seat:

"Captain, is there something wrong with your chair?"


When you get you fat ass on the weight scale and your girlfriend looks on in dismay, you say:

"I got forty-seven ...out of one hundred fifty"

 

[KirkPicard]

"What's normal? Normal is what everyone else is and you are not" when chastising a close companion

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Around the time the movie came out, I was riding with one of my friends and as we were careening toward the backend of a stopped vehicle I yelled "ALL HANDS! BRACE FOR IMPACT!"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^How ironic. That was what I was thinking when I got in a fender bender.