Movie Caption Contest #170: The Hangover

[SmoothieX]

McCoy: What is it, Jim?

Kirk: I think I'm supposed to be shooting an episode of T.J. Hooker right now.

Khan: You secretly switched my coffee with Folgers crystals?!? Damn you!

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "She's got a nice little tush on her, doesn't she?"

McCoy: "For now, but she looks the type that will balloon up after a couple of years."

Kirk: "Ya know what they say, Bones. Just more cushion for the pushin."

Khan: "Follow my wishes, or I will replace you with a latino midget."

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "Would you like a tranquilizer?"

Kirk: "More like a laxitive. Been bound up all damn week."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "What's wrong, Jim?"

Kirk: "Saavik, piloting the ship..."

McCoy: "She did fine."

Kirk: "She did fine, that's the problem. I ran over a work bee, a travel pod, and a space bus full of nuns on my first time out. She's making me look bad!"

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Would you like a tranquilizer?

Kirk: No, a stimulant. They were out of coffee this morning. Can't figure out who drank-

Saavik: Captain Spock may I quote General Order 12 or 13 or 15? My I pilot the ship out of spacedock or just run a scan ahead for anything blocking our path? Well? Well?!

 

[Nerys Myk]

JOACHIM: Sorry, sir. I didnt realize it was superglue.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "What's wrong, Jim?"

Kirk: "I realize now it was a bad idea to schedule my colostomy just before a space flight."

 

[LeadHead]

Khan: 1....2.....3....4....5....

Joachim: I know I forgot to raise the shields, but I'm actually not a dumbbell.

 

[Bob Karo]

Thanks for the win.

Kirk: Bones... do you feel that? Hot young coed cadets. They're on every deck. You can just feel it.

McCoy: I'm taking back your key to my liquor cabinet.

 

[Mr Silver]

Khan: "Smell It!!! Yes! The Jacket is Real Corinthian Leather!!!"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Kirk: It's these caption contests, Bones. I just don't know how I can win them.

McCoy: Just photoshop a ton of stuff over the picture. Never fails.

 

[SmoothieX]

Khan: "Smell It!!! Yes! The Jacket is Real Corinthian Leather!!!"

That's too funny!

 

[Isis]

Khan: "Follow my wishes, or I will replace you with a latino midget."

 

[Isis]

Khan: "Smell It!!! Yes! The Jacket is Real Corinthian Leather!!!"