Books that will never be written by the DS9 crew & others

[Nightdiamond]

You don't mess with The Sisko, by the Prophets

I kissed a Girl and I Liked It, by Jadzia Dax (or Ezri Dax, whichever you prefer)

"M I I I I I I I I I I iiilllles!", By Kieko O'brien

May the force be....never mind, by the DS9 staff

 

[Photon]

You don't mess with The Sisko, by the Prophets

I kissed a Girl and I Liked It, by Jadzia Dax (or Ezri Dax, whichever you prefer)

"M I I I I I I I I I I iiilllles!", By Kieko O'brien

May the force be....never mind, by the DS9 staff

Bitch Slapping Your Bitchy Bitch: Chief O.

 

[Rush Limborg]

I kissed a Girl and I Liked It, by Jadzia Dax (or Ezri Dax, whichever you prefer)

Uh...you mean mirror Ezri, right?

 

[Nightdiamond]

I kissed a Girl and I Liked It, by Jadzia Dax (or Ezri Dax, whichever you prefer)

Uh...you mean mirror Ezri, right?

Oh yeah I forgot about that.

Or maybe Jadzia kissed a girl and mirror Ezri liked it, lol.

Photon wrote:

Bitch Slapping Your Bitchy Bitch: Chief O.

The illustrated version would be interesting, lol

 

[Photon]

I kissed a Girl and I Liked It, by Jadzia Dax (or Ezri Dax, whichever you prefer)

Uh...you mean mirror Ezri, right?

Oh yeah I forgot about that.

Or maybe Jadzia kissed a girl and mirror Ezri liked it, lol.

Photon wrote:

Bitch Slapping Your Bitchy Bitch: Chief O.

The illustrated version would be interesting, lol

I would be happy to oblige if Keiko would submit to it.

 

[hackiedoodle]

Bitch Slapping Your Bitchy Bitch: Chief O.

Bwahhahahaha

Seven Keys to a Lasting Relationship -Bashir

 

[Rush Limborg]

^I actually could see that--provided it was co-authored by Ezri.

 

[Thor Damar]

How to make friends and influence founders by Legate Broca