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Season 1: #18 "The Prodigal"

When used as a noun, as in this instance, I suspect many of us familiar with the story of "The Prodigal Son" define the word thusly...

1: one who spends or gives lavishly and foolishly ...

...certainly neither terms which we usually associate with Gabrielle, unless we are talking about giving her heart away.

In a sense, I guess, that is what she has done these last (?) 6-9 months. She has lavishly given her life to following Xena, and foolishly ignored her family/sister back at home. Then one day, one simple ordinary day in the life of following a Warrior Princess, you nearly get yourself killed, and your friend killed, and you wonder... is THIS what I should be doing, how I should be living my life?

The first time I watched this, I rolled my eyes at the thought of another Xena lite ep, one designed to rest the overly burdened star, and I "tolerated" it.

This time, when I watched it, it was with the eyes that have seen all 6 seasons, and what I saw was vastly different.

I saw DOUBT in the eyes of Gabrielle, not simply doubt in her ability to stand up to ruffians on the road, but doubt about where/how she should live her life. I saw her run home to the "little sister" that was no longer so little, and saw the pride in her eyes as her sister stepped up to the tasks Gabrielle had set for her.

And I saw DOUBT in the eyes of Xena, as she watched Gabrielle divide their provisions between them, and turn to walk away. No handshake or thanks for the memories. No hug goodbye and by the way thanks for saving my life yet again. No kiss of farewell like Gabrielle gave Iolaus, whom she knew only for two days. And NO reassurance that she'd ever come back.

The thing that killed me in that teaser... the TWO things that killed me... was when Gabby told Xena

Gabrielle: “I can’t endanger you. Don’t you see that? I’m just a
liability.”
Xena: “It’s a risk I think I can take.”
Gabrielle: “But I can’t.”
Xena:
“I can’t help you with this. You’re gonna have to figure it
out yourself.”
Gabrielle:
“I know.”
Xena: “Where will you go?”
Gabrielle: “The only place I know-- home. Things are simpler there.
My sister, Lila’s there-- I-- I can talk to her about this.”
Xena: “What, you can’t talk to me?”
Gabrielle:
“Of course I can. I just-- Sometimes, you-- you need your
family to help solve things. I’m sorry.”

With those few words, Xena realized how powerless she's become in this relationship. She can't help Gabrielle. Gabrielle is turning to another to help her understand what she should do next in her life. She's turning to someone who holds a more prominent place in Gabrielle's young heart... her family.

What happens next truly slays me. The romantic that worships the ground that Xena walks on, turns and leaves, without a wave or backwards glance, while Xena THE WARRIOR PRINCESS stands there, hand up... to say goodbye?don't go? good knowing you?

With the eyes of someone who's seen all 6 seasons, it seems that at that moment Xena started to realize how entrenched this bard has become in her life.

Well, THAT was just the teaser!

The rest of the story was pretty good, but mainly served to hold up the tent while I was waiting for the final act resolution. The scenes between Lila and Gabby are my favs for 2 reasons ...

1) especially as the slight amount of jealousy we saw in Xena's reaction to Gabby's leaving ( “What, you can’t talk to me?”)was mirrored in Lila's reaction to Gabrielle's triumphant return.

Lila: “Damon and his men have been hitting us for food and
supplies every few months since you left. They use us while his
men attack other villages. I don’t suppose you’ve brought the
woman wonder with you.”

Or later, tired of HEARING about the " woman wonder ", Lila explodes...

Lila: “Well, if Xena’s so perfect, I’m surprised that you can
stand to be around simple people like us-- You know, your
family.”

and

2) because we see that common sense and the gift of heartfelt speech making
were not given to Gabrielle alone.


Lila: “But, we have a warrior. Gabrielle can lead us.”
Pharis: “Gabrielle?”
Gabrielle: “Me?”
Lila: “Who better than a student of Xena’s? Everybody, please
stop! Listen to me! I’m no hero, believe me. But, the way I
see it, we have two choices: We either take a stand and
possibly die. Or, we surrender, and die for sure. It’s time to
stop talking and start fighting! Isn’t that right, Gabrielle?
Isn’t that what Xena taught you?”

and later... after the dust has settled...

Lila: “A dinar for your thoughts?”
Gabrielle: “Don’t waste your money.”
Lila: “Then I’ll tell you. You love this village. Love your
family, your friends. But you have to leave, and you don’t know
how to tell us.”
Gabrielle: “It’s not just that. Oh, Lila, I wanna be a part of your
life. A day didn’t go by that I didn’t think of you, and, I-- I
missed you terribly.”
Lila: “You’re dreams are elsewhere. Gabrielle, you are
destined for great things. Your heart belongs on the road-- not
here in this little village. If you stay here, your life will
never be complete. Live life, Gabrielle. Don’t let it pass you
by.”
Gabrielle: “I thought I was the only oracle in the family.”
Lila: “It doesn’t take an oracle to realize that you belong out
there in the world with Xena, helping to change people’s lives
for the better-- like you did here.”
Gabrielle: “You knew all along, didn’t you?”
Lila: “Yep. You’re my sister, and I love you more than
anything. Don’t forget to visit us, OK?”

When I started watching this show tonight, I thought that the second definition of "prodigal"...

2: one who has returned after an absence

...was referring to Gabrielle's return to Potadiea. But now I'm not so sure. I suspect that it really means Gabrielle's return to Xena.


Gabrielle: “Xena! When did you get here?”
Xena: “In time to see you vault that cart-- Gutsy move.”
Gabrielle: “That was gutsy, huh? I didn’t freeze.”
Xena: “No, you didn’t. Did you find the answers you were looking
for?”
Gabrielle: “Yeah, yeah, I did. You know, it’s kind of funny, don’t you
think, that we should just run into each other, I mean, here?”
Xena: “Not really-- I was on my way to Potadeia just to see how
things were going.”
Gabrielle: “Really? So you like that move, huh?”
Xena: “Yeah, it was all right.”
Gabrielle: “All right?! Well, I could teach it to ya.”


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Now, just one question.

Is there ANYONE out there who thinks Xena just hung around waiting for Gabrielle to return... or do you think Gabby had a guardian angel shadow her to Potadiea and back? :)

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Season 1 # 19... "Altared States"

This has so many laugh out loud, :rofl: rolling in the aisles, "I CAN'T believe they did, said, showed that" :drool: moments, favorite lines/times that I just don't know where to begin.

Gabrielle: "You are BEAUTIFUL!"
Xena:
Uh-huh. And you are drugged..."

According to the "airing schedule" for season 1, "Altared States" occurred 7 weeks after the previous ep... "The Prodigal". What a long wait after enduring an ep that basically had the two travelers/friends apart for most of the episode. I guess thats why TPTB allowed so much frivolity and lightheartedness to blaze though an otherwise scary story. Not just a reworking of Isaac and Abraham, but of Cain and Able.

But let's not get down and depressed yet. Not when we have Xena teaching Gabrielle how to catch fish bare handed while skinny dipping in a mountain lake. ;)

Anyone who's subjected themselves to my posts on the Voyager board (It's obvious which Trek is my fav, right?) knows that there are certain scenes in certain eps that I just :luvlove: and others (usually featuring Captain Kathryn Janeway herself) that I simply :adore:. Anytime she takes over the helm of Voyager qualifies for a "love it" example, like in Season 4's "Scientific Method" or "Year of Hell". An "Adore" example also occurs in "Year of Hell", when Voyager is being assailed again by the enemy with unstoppable temporal phase shifting torpedos. Janeway calls for 4 of her last 11 torpedos be armed... (Just past the half way mark of this vid)
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and as she stands up and stalks toward the helm, staring at the viewscreen and the image of her enemy, she orders the torpedos be deployed like mines. :techman:

What does this have to do with Xena?

Because in the teaser of "Altared States" is one of those :adore: moments for me in this entire series.

Its when Xena rises naked from under the water, like a Grecian "Lady in the Lake", and stalks forward toward her enemy, water running off her as she opens her mouth and just snarls before punching the zealot's lights out. :)

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Like "The Prodigal" ep before it, so much happens in this teaser that its almost hard to list. From the funny... Xena defeating the zealots by hitting them with a string of fish... (even Sampson needed a jawbone of an ass as a weapon), to the serious... Xena and Gabby protecting the 12 year-old boy from his brother & father's plan to sacrifice him to their god... to the practical. 9 eps and 6 TV months after Gabrielle complained to Xena that they needed to develop signals... its obvious they have as Gabby wordlessly follows her mentor's lead.

Unlike "The Prodigal", however, the story that follows doesn't just exist to unite the teaser and the 5th act resolution. :bolian:

As we see Xena try to talk the Father out of killing his son, as we see her make contact with the Mother and plan to join forces to persuade the King from his path, we see the cerebral Xena understand where the true danger lies... in the son who was passed over by his Father's succession plan and the poisoned nut bread that her friend was consuming that very moment.

Some of the funniest XWP lines occur when Xena picks up the drugged Gabrielle...

Xena: “Gabrielle, Gabrielle, can you hear me? Wake up.”
Gabrielle: “Uhhhhhh.”
Xena: “Here-- You all right?”
Gabrielle: “I’m great. I-- I can’t see, but, I’m good.”
Xena: “Try using both eyes.”
Gabrielle: “Oh, ah, yeah, that’s better, uh-huh.”
Xena: “Think you can stand?”
Gabrielle:
“You mean, I’m not?”
Xena: “Come on! There you go.”
Gabrielle: “By the gods!”
Xena: “What is it?
Gabrielle: “You are beautiful!”

I couldn't find this part on youtube yet... but the next great drugged scene occurs here, when Gabby is conducting her choir of "rocks".

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As for funniest WXP lines... well, the scene when Xena and Gabby are trapped in a well, hanging from a rope has to tie, if not win for the night.

(Xena is hanging from the rope used to let the bucket down the well. The well looks to be a hundred feet deep at the minimum. Gabrielle is hanging from Xena's other hand. Oh... and the fright of being thrown into the well has QUICKLY sobered our girl up!)

Xena: “Go ahead, climb up my body.” (Xena needs Gabby to hold on, so our WP can use both her hands to pull them up from the well)
Gabrielle: “All right-- OK, now what?” (Gabby's arms are around Xena's torso and her legs are wrapped around one of Xena's)
Xena: “Now, for the fun part.” (Xena starts pulling them up the bucket rope.)
Gabrielle: “Xena, ah, how could you do this? Did I hurt you?”
Xena: “No, no-- Loving every moment of it.”
Gabrielle: “How did we get in here, anyway? And, why does my head feel like it was kicked by a centaur?”
Xena: “Does it? Good-- The henbane must be wearing off.”
Gabrielle: “Henbane?”
Xena: “Long story.”
Gabrielle: (Gabby looks down the well) “Yeah, well, if we fall, tell it to me on the way down.”

As the girls get closer and closer to the top of the well, naturally the brace holding the bucket rope starts to crack and give way... and Gabby says...

Gabrielle: “My stomach doesn’t feel so good.”:barf:
Xena:Don’t even think about it. (Gabby's facing Xena as they are ascending the well) We’re almost there-- almost there.”

The brace finally breaks, the bucket rope falls, and the episode's"bravest" shot comes up... First one and then the other hand of Xena: WP comes out of the well and grabs the top of the wall... Up from the depths we see Xena raise herself onto the edge, then reach back and down to pull Gabby up... Now we see one of the funniest shots of the day. Gabby pulling herself up and over her mentor's head, squishing the "hero's face" into the lip of the well as she finishes crawling out of harms way. :guffaw:

Gabrielle: “What’s next?”
Xena: “Come on.”

There's many interesting tidbits along the way, before and after this danger scene, but I can't list them all. The ep is nearly as bad as the teaser for being chock full of stuff. I would like to mention that I disagree with those who think Xena MISSED when she threw her Chakram at the Father as he was about to slay his son. She didn't miss. Had the Father brought his knife down as he planned, the chakram would have been dead on for taking it and maybe his arm out in one fell swoop. It was the voice that stayed the Father's hand, and saved his own arm in the process.

The very end, is memorable for two reasons...

1)Now that they are out of harms way, Xena has NO trouble tormenting her henbane hung over friend... :rommie:

and

2) the look on the girls faces when they realize that the voice they heard at the end wasn't induced by henbane or falsified by Gabrielle. :vulcan:

The only other thing I'll add tonight... is how amazing to see Karl Urban look like the teenaged holy rolling scumbag that his character was, in this ep, and to realize he :wtf: will be "Julius Caeser" for the next 5 seasons. (not to mention Cupid :cool:)
 
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The only other thing I'll add tonight... is how amazing to see Karl Urban look like the teenaged holy rolling scumbag that his character was, in this ep, and to realize he :wtf: will be "Julius Caeser" for the next 5 seasons. (not to mention Cupid :cool:)



And Eomer in LOTR and Doctor McCoy in Star Trek 2009. :)
 
Loved Warrior...Princess, just for the sight of Lucy riding Argo sidesaddle. Diana's not my favourite Xena lookalike though (how many daughters did Ares have?)

Altared States, first hints at christianity on the series, Karl Urban for the first time and the subtext starts to come into play

Never watch Herc except when Xena characters were on it, the scene with time travelling Callisto in the barn is so tragic it moved me to tears
 
...the scene with time travelling Callisto in the barn is so tragic it moved me to tears

Me too. One of the rare moments on Herc (which I usually consider too goofy to watch) that really moved me.

Of course they almost blew the feeling with that "Young Callisto" actress' thick Kiwi accent. "Oil Nevah Croy aginn." Oy!
 
The only other thing I'll add tonight... is how amazing to see Karl Urban look like the teenaged holy rolling scumbag that his character was, in this ep, and to realize he :wtf: will be "Julius Caeser" for the next 5 seasons. (not to mention Cupid :cool:)



And Eomer in LOTR and Doctor McCoy in Star Trek 2009. :)


True, true... but Julius was just 1 season after "teenaged scumbag". Dr McCoy (She took the planet and all she left me was my bones) was 14 years later. :cool:
 
Loved Warrior...Princess, just for the sight of Lucy riding Argo sidesaddle. Diana's not my favourite Xena lookalike though (how many daughters did Ares have?)

Altared States, first hints at christianity on the series, Karl Urban for the first time and the subtext starts to come into play

Never watch Herc except when Xena characters were on it, the scene with time travelling Callisto in the barn is so tragic it moved me to tears

Xena sidesaddle WAS precious, wasn't she? To be honest, I think my fav lookalike was Meg. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Leah, the Hestian Priestess, but ultimately her accent/lisp just drove me crazy!

Gabrielle: "So, you-- cast these stones, and they told you to confront Dexon." (A warlord)
Leah: (dressed as Xena): "Oh, not just stones. Hestian stones, the voice of the goddess herself."
Xena: (dressed as Xena): "What about that outfit?"
Leah: "I found this vile garment in my chamber-- no offense."
Xena: "None taken."
Leah:"I took it as a sign from the goddess-- dress like a wawwior to confwont a wawwior. I had no idea I'd be mistaken for you."
Gabrielle: "Then, you always listen to Hestia."
Leah: "Well, of course. It's not my place to question the wisdom of the goddess. We must all place our faith in Hestia. Do I sense a nonbeliever among us?"
Xena: "I just think that you'd do better if you put more faith in yourself."
Leah: "Well-- looks like someone's caught a speeding chariot straight for Tartarus. What about you, Gabrielle? Hmm? Surely, you place more faith in the all-knowing, ever-powerful gods than you do in yourself."
Xena ( Looks at Gabrielle)"Yeah."
Gabrielle: [Laughs] "Actually, I'm with Xena on this one."
Leah: "Ahh-- heathens to the left of me; infidels to the right. Huh. Tremendous. Next thing, you'll be telling me you're not virgins. (The two women look at each other with knowing eyes) Huuuuuh!"
Xena: "Can I have a word with you?"
Gabrielle: "Excuse us, Priestess?"
[X and G step off to the side, but remain in the same scene]
Leah: "Oh, yes, I think I'm in need of a little quiet reflection. (Leah begins to pray) Oh, Hestia. If denying the flesh is the path to true wighteousness, then what lessons can I learn from these wanton strumpets?"
Gabrielle:"You don't have to be a virgin to be virtuous."
Leah: "Oh, yes. You keep telling yourself that, Dear."

:guffaw:

Haven't seen the barn thing yet... so can't comment yet.
 
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...the scene with time travelling Callisto in the barn is so tragic it moved me to tears

Me too. One of the rare moments on Herc (which I usually consider too goofy to watch) that really moved me.

Of course they almost blew the feeling with that "Young Callisto" actress' thick Kiwi accent. "Oil Nevah Croy aginn." Oy!

I couldn't understand why so many of the actors put "R's" on the end of Xena's name when they pronounced it, until I read an article about "training" New Zealanders to speak "American" english. In the article they mentioned the tendency of the homegrown residents to place an r at the end of words ending in vowels. (The only word that my hometown tended to do that to was "idea"... making it sound like "idear".)

Glad to see as Callisto grew up, she not only lost her compassion but her accent as well. ;)
 
Loved Warrior...Princess, just for the sight of Lucy riding Argo sidesaddle. Diana's not my favourite Xena lookalike though (how many daughters did Ares have?)

Altared States, first hints at christianity on the series, Karl Urban for the first time and the subtext starts to come into play

Never watch Herc except when Xena characters were on it, the scene with time travelling Callisto in the barn is so tragic it moved me to tears

Xena sidesaddle WAS precious, wasn't she? To be honest, I think my fav lookalike was Meg. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Leah, the Hestian Priestess, but ultimately her accent/lisp just drove me crazy!

Gabrielle: "So, you-- cast these stones, and they told you to confront Dexon." (A warlord)
Leah: (dressed as Xena): "Oh, not just stones. Hestian stones, the voice of the goddess herself."
Xena: (dressed as Xena): "What about that outfit?"
Leah: "I found this vile garment in my chamber-- no offense."
Xena: "None taken."
Leah:"I took it as a sign from the goddess-- dress like a wawwior to confwont a wawwior. I had no idea I'd be mistaken for you."
Gabrielle: "Then, you always listen to Hestia."
Leah: "Well, of course. It's not my place to question the wisdom of the goddess. We must all place our faith in Hestia. Do I sense a nonbeliever among us?"
Xena: "I just think that you'd do better if you put more faith in yourself."
Leah: "Well-- looks like someone's caught a speeding chariot straight for Tartarus. What about you, Gabrielle? Hmm? Surely, you place more faith in the all-knowing, ever-powerful gods than you do in yourself."
Xena ( Looks at Gabrielle)"Yeah."
Gabrielle: [Laughs] "Actually, I'm with Xena on this one."
Leah: "Ahh-- heathens to the left of me; infidels to the right. Huh. Tremendous. Next thing, you'll be telling me you're not virgins. (The two women look at each other with knowing eyes) Huuuuuh!"
Xena: "Can I have a word with you?"
Gabrielle: "Excuse us, Priestess?"
[X and G step off to the side, but remain in the same scene]
Leah: "Oh, yes, I think I'm in need of a little quiet reflection. (Leah begins to pray) Oh, Hestia. If denying the flesh is the path to true wighteousness, then what lessons can I learn from these wanton strumpets?"
Gabrielle:"You don't have to be a virgin to be virtuous."
Leah: "Oh, yes. You keep telling yourself that, Dear."

:guffaw:

Haven't seen the barn thing yet... so can't comment yet.

Actually Leah is my favourite lookalike, she reminds me of Joyce Grenfall but we'll talk about that when we get there
 
Season 1, episode 20 (out of 23) The Ties That Bind

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An interesting tidbit I picked up from one (which??) of the commentaries on the Xena DVDs, was that Rob Tapert once read a factoid that half the children in the US grow up in single parent households. For that reason, he wanted to make Xena a product of such a household.

After watching this ep, and the one that starts season 3, I always wondered why her Mom didn't just say Dad went off for war and never came back. Perhaps she knew the locals in town would blab to Xena that when Dad disappeared there WASN'T any war going on? Who knows.

One of the things I really LIKE about this show, is that Xena doesn't blame anyone for her descent into hell (well, other than Julius Ceaser, but that's for next season). The death and destruction she caused, was BECAUSE she caused it She doesn't bemoan her lack of fatherhood, even when Gabrielle gives her a chance. She can even dredge up one loving memory.

Xena: [Humming the XWP Theme song] “Are they (The village girls she rescued from a warlord) almost ready?”
Gabrielle: “Yeah. I wonder where Atrius (Man pretending to be Xena's Dad) went.”
Xena: “I don’t know.”
Gabrielle: “It must’ve been hard growing up without a father.”
Xena: “My father left us when I was little. I haven’t seen him
since, and that’s fine by me.”
Gabrielle: “Is there anything that you remember about him?”
Xena: “Well, there was one thing. When I was very young, I would
stand in the field and watch my father ride his horse. And he’d
come so close, and I’d stand fast, not moving a muscle. Then
he’d gather me up into his arms and off we’d go.”
Gabrielle: “It sounds exciting.”
Xena: “It was. I thought he was the greatest man in the world.”
(The next thing Xena sees, is Atrius galloping by on a horse he didn't have an hour ago, with two men in hot pursuit as he calls on Xena to rescue him.)

In a world where we've already seen her Mother and the sarcophagus of her dead brother in the premiere, where we've seen Gabrielle become an ever more important part of her life, we were bound to run into Xena's Father sooner or later. I'm just glad it was late enough for Gabrielle to not only have enough gumption to stop Xena... but enough influence as well.

Speaking of Gabrielle, it was quite interesting to watch the three storylines of family intertwine themselves. Xena and her Father, Rhea and her Sister, Gabrielle and Xena.

Two things stood out for me regarding Gabby and Xena in the ep. First, the subtexters were dealt a significant blow when Gabrielle equated her feeling for Xena with Rhea's feeling for her sister. Second, Gabrielle the "intuned to feelings/sensitive one" never seemed to realize that while she might have been following Rhea's initial path, sacrificing herself for her Sister's freedom from the slavers...

(Rhea: “Gabrielle-- are you all right?”
Gabrielle: “No, you-- you loved your sister. But-- you left her?”
Rhea: “I told you-- I had no choice. She deserved to be with her husband. I had to leave-- so she could be happy. Do you think that’s wrong?”
Gabrielle: “No-- it’s right. It’s very right.”)...

... Gabby's own actions to bring Rhea home undid that very noble but unnecessary sacrifice.

I half expected/wanted some sort of realization to dawn on Gabrielle's face when the two sisters met and embraced again. Realization that just as it was wrong for Rhea to leave her sister, it was also wrong for Gabrielle to leave Xena's side.

Think about it, could Ares have succeeded so well without her?

(Rhea is afraid to go home)
Rhea: “I’ll turn off up ahead.”
Gabrielle: “Won’t someone in Locia be worried about you?”
Rhea: “There’s my younger sister-- Areliesa. Would you find her, and tell her I had no choice? She shouldn’t feel bad.”
Gabrielle: “Kirilus’ men were going after her. But-- but you took her place, didn’t you?”
Rhea: “My sister was to be married this spring. She has her whole life in front of her. I couldn’t let her be-- taken.”
Gabrielle:You must really love her.”
Rhea: “I did what I thought was right.”
Gabrielle: “You did the only thing you could. And the people in your village can’t blame you for that.”
Rhea: “I wish I could believe you.”
Gabrielle: “Rhea, Kirilus’ men wanted to ruin your life. Now if you don’t go home, they’ve won.”

Ares showed true wisdom, not to mention downright deviousness :devil: in this ep, to try and keep the two women apart.

Atrius: “Gabrielle-- let me put your mind at rest. Once we get the girls back home, and defeat Kirilus, I’ll be moving on.”
Gabrielle: “What are you saying? You-- you don’t think that I--?”
Atrius: “Oh, no! I could see that you and Xena are a team. I don’t wanna come between you two.”
Gabrielle: “You won’t. You’re her father, and she-- she deserves to spend some time with you.”
Atrius: “No, I’ve made up my mind. As long as the two of you are together-- and you should be-- there’s just no place here for me.” :evil:

I think there must be some sort of "law of friendship /sisterhood /brotherhood." that reads... "If you are about to do something for me that you CAN'T tell me about because I will stop you... then you MUST tell me about it IMMEDIATELY so I CAN stop you!"


Gabrielle: “Xena.”
Xena: “Hmmm.”
Gabrielle: “Listen, I have an idea. Why don’t I take Rhea and the others the rest of the way? You and your father can wait here and make sure Kirilus’ men don’t follow us.”
Xena:“What’s going on, Gabrielle?”
Gabrielle: “Nothing-- I’ll see you soon.”
Xena: “OK-- see you soon.” (Xena and Argo walk away, leaving Gabrielle behind to watch them leave)
Gabrielle: (Quietly, to herself) “Goodbye, Xena.” :weep:

Great fight scenes ensue, as always on XWP... and Xena gains control of the Army Ares had created for her. At first she looks as if she'll do as she originally planned, take it to prevent the sacking of the village, but that was before Ares manipulates her into believing the villagers killed her Father.

Atrius: “Xena.”
Xena:Hush, now. You’re gonna be all right.”
Atrius: “I’m dying. They did this to me. All I wanted-- was to be with you.”
Xena: “I know. I know. (Atrius dies in Xena's arms and the blood lust comes boiling forth as she orders her new army forward.) Kill ‘em all!”
Gabrielle
: “No! Wait!” (Gabrielle breaks free from the soldier holding her captive, and rushes towards Xena)
Xena: (confused but still firmly in bloodlust haze) “Gabrielle?”
Gabrielle: “Put it down, Xena.”
Xena: (Xena is focusing on the villagers behind Gabrielle, sword still in hand.) “They killed my father. Now, they’ll die, too. (Gabrielle points the end of her pitchfork dangerously at Xena's neck as the Warrior Princess growls) Get out of my way.”
Gabrielle:No! Look at me! I’m standing up to a murderous warlord, like I saw you do against Draco-- but this time, the warlord is you!”

Xena gives us that trademarked snarl, grabs Gabby and throws the Bard behind her. Gabrielle does what a warrior has to do when defending the innocent. She swings the pitchfork hard, breaking it over Xena's back, and watches as the Warrior Princess goes down.

Gabrielle's face as Xena falls is one of complete shock...:wtf: "I can't believe I just did that to my best friend" type of shock. But Gabrielle's face when Xena STANDS BACK UP is one of complete and utter fear. :eek:

In the 6th episode of this first season, Xena went into a bloodlust haze and the only thing that brought her out of it was when she backhanded Gabrielle across the prison cell. The poor kid went flying, then had presence of mind to get up and run away, tears falling as she went.

From "The Reckoning"
Xena: (To the town's magistrate) “I realize now it doesn't matter whether I killed your friends or not. I've done a lot worse in my time. And I guess I'm capable of it again. You saw what I did to my best friend.”

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Ares' fatal mistake in "The Ties That Bind" was that he left Gabrielle free to save Xena yet again. This time, it wasn't the shock of Xena striking Gabrielle that quenched the bloodlust, but of Gabrielle striking her.

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Xena: “Gabrielle-- I want you to understand something. We both have families we were born into. But sometimes families change, and we have to build our own. For me, our friendship binds us closer than blood ever could.”

Hmmm.

Closer than blood.

I guess the subtexters still have reason to hope. ;)


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Season 1 episode 21 "The Greater Good"

In episode 8 of season 1, "Prometheus", there was this famous exchange between Xena and Gabrielle.

Xena: “Gabrielle, what if, one day, I don’t come through?”
Gabrielle: “That’s not gonna happen.”
Xena: “But if it does, what would you do?”
Gabrielle: “I, I’d become a travelling bard.”
Xena: “You’d be good at that. Shouldn’t you have some schooling
first?”
Gabrielle: “That would be great”
Xena: “Where’s the best place to study that kind of thing?”
Gabrielle: “Athens, at the academy. Why are we talking about this?
It’s, it’s depressing.Nothing’s gonna happen to you.”

Talk about childlike innocence.

Of course, that was before Terreis the Amazon Princess died in her arms, and before Talus the boy she became oh so fond of died before her, and before Petracles, Xena's former betroughed flirted with her young heart and also died in her arms. (NOT from Xena's jealous blade, I hasten to add.)


"Nothing’s gonna happen to you.”said the Bard to the Warrior Princess.

This ep, so full of funny lines ...

Teaser:
Gabrielle: (Gabby is practicing her fighting staff moves on Argo. Xena, across the meadow, whistles and Argo kicks the staff out of Gabby's hand and over to Xena who catches it easily)“Uh-oh. I hate it when you do that. I have to practice.”
Xena: “Not on my horse. I wish the two of you would just get
along.”

Gabrielle: “It’s not like we’re at constant war or anything. Argo
doesn’t like me.”
Xena: “Sometimes you have to have patience with things that annoy
you.”

Gabrielle:“Oh, I never said she annoyed me.”
Xena: “I wasn’t talking to you.”

Act 1: (Gabby has just found out about the poisoned dart)
Gabrielle: “It doesn’t matter. If there was even a chance of your
being sick, you should’ve told me. You could’ve gotten killed!”
Xena: “Gabrielle-- yell at me later.”

Act3:
Xena: (After fighting 2 soldiers in her near death state, one ends up on top of her and is grinning lascivously down at her. Before she knocks him out she says...) I hate uninvited guests.


and so many hilarious sight gags...

See previous comment re: Argo kicking Gabby's staff away in the Teaser.

Honorable mention to the sight of Gabby donning the Warrior Princess garb and the breast plate coming undone.

So many funny lines and funny gags... it just amazes me how many times this episode breaks my heart when I watch it...

Act 2:
Gabrielle: “Xena, are you gonna die?”
Xena: “It’s not about me. It’s about these people. That’s why
we’re here. People like this used to be my victims. I keep
that in mind every time we come up against a warlord like
Talmadeus. It’s the greater good-- remember that.... Gabrielle--
if it does happen-- I want to be taken back home to be buried
next to my brother, Lyceus.... Go on, now.... I’ll be here when you
get back.”

Later in Act 3: After Xena expended her last strength defeating the two soldiers sent to capture her, Salmoneus comes upon her lifeless body sprawled on the factory floor, and he gathers her up in his arms.

Salmoneus: “... Xena? Xena. This is a trick, right? Come on. (He feels for her carotid pulse, then holds his hand over her nose and mouth trying to detect her breathing. Finding none...) Proud warrioress-- I will miss you.”

Also in Act 3: ...

Gabrielle's realization that Xena is dead... and her reverence over her body before she runs out of the factory and beats herself and her staff senselessly against a tree in her grief before she finally does what the Warrior asked her to do... "Focus".

Act 4: I started this review, reminding you about episode 8, "Prometheus". In that episode, Gabrielle learned that Iolaus wasn't just Hercules' companion, he was a Warrior who fought alongside Hercules. In their first big fight, Herc and Iolaus stood on either side of Xena as they fought against Hera's henchmen. Gabrielle, the child from Potadiea that tagged along behind Xena, was standing in the background, holding a pitchfork and shaking it as if she was ready for battle... but thankfully no-one made it past that formidable defensive line.

That "child" existed 13 eps and many months ago in the Xenaverse. She has learned many skills in the interim, and seen many deaths. Including the one she never expected and feared the most. The child, the squire, the tag along is gone.

The Friend remains.

Talmadeus: (Xena's body is laying on the ground before the warlord) “Bring out the horses. Let’s tear this carcass limb from limb.”

[Gabrielle arrives and fights through Talmadeus’s army, ultimately somersaulting her way to stand in front of him as a sword she'd flung into the air "Xena style" falls neatly into her hand... its point aimed at the Warlord's throat]
Talmadeus: “I like her spirit.”
Gabrielle: “I’m taking my friend and we’re leaving. Got it?!”
Talmadeus:
“You fight well. I might ask you to join.”
Gabrielle: “I’m taking her home to her brother.”
Talmadeus: “I can see you’re determined.”
Gabrielle:Put her on the horse-- now!”


Many things I've glossed over in this review, like the way Gabrielle missed the obvious carotid pulse hammering in Xena's neck after she "died". (I don't think it was a mistake of the camera man. ) Or the happy way one feels when we see Xena's hand twitch on her factory deathbed. Or the freaking ecstatic way we feel when the soldier tries to kill that faithful and patient friend of Xena's... and that hand comes up from nowhere and stops the sword in its downstroke plunge.

Xena: “Don’t you ever touch my horse again.”

Sigh.

Remember that comment about funny lines? So... what's the FIRST thing you'd tell your best friend after they come back to life???

Gabrielle: “Glad to have you back. Don’t you ever do this again.”
Xena: “Gabrielle, we’rein the middle of a fight!”

And what would you say to a friend who would risk her life not to save yours... but to bring your corpse back home to your family?

Xena: “... Gabrielle-- when you thought I was dead, you risked your life to try and take me back home.”
Gabrielle: “It was your last wish. For all that you’ve given me, and
all the times that you saved my life, I would go to Tatarus and
back just to carry it out.”
Xena: “I used to wonder whether I’d ever make it back, ‘and’-- now I
know that, one way or another, I’m going home one day. Thank
you.” (Xena, you don't know how prescient you were)

Okay... now getting back to the sight gags... I love the way Xena "shudders" after delivering this last line!


Gabrielle: “Change the subject. I’m gonna get all soft on you.”
Xena: “We wouldn’t want that, would we? Hmm?” (Shudders)

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Now, if only we knew who shot that dart.
 
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Season 1 episode 22 "Callisto"

What an unassuming name for the start of a great Villainess and an even greater rivalry.


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Producer/director Rob Tapert mentioned during "A Day in the Life" commentary, that you need to make your Heroes big, and your Villains bigger.

Callisto was bigger than every mortal that came before this episode. :klingon:

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Thank the gods! :devil:

Oh, and while we're at it, thank the casting director or whomever it was that found Hudson Leick.

For people who were observant the first time they saw this ep (I was NOT one of them),half way through this teaser you could have answered the last question Gabrielle and I had at the end of "The Greater Good".

"Who shot that dart?"

The skinny white blonde B .... er... Witch in the black leather, torching towns and killing innocents, that's who!

This time when Xena comes up against her past, she can't buy off the orphan with some bread and cheese, or her Mother/hometown with some selfless derring-do (Sins of the Past). As Callisto demonstrates, every act of courage and bravery that Xena lays on the Altar of penance for her past mistakes can never truly make up for the evil she's already done.

Xena killed innocent men when she and her Army swept through a village or town.

At least in one instance her Army (and by extension, she their leader) was responsible for the loss of "noncombatants". Those poor women and children hiding in their homes as those deathtraps burned down around them, screamed out that night; and if we believe Callisto they still scream every night in her dreams... :weep:

Loved the story of the bereft Father interwoven with Xena & Callisto. Xena killed Callisto's parents/sister, and Callisto wants revenge. Callisto Killed Melas' wife and son, and he wants revenge. Xena sympathizes with both and our young untested Bard sympathizes with neither.

Gabrielle: “You know, she’ll (Callisto) do anything for revenge.”
Xena: “I don’t blame her.”
Gabrielle: “Uh-- I do. When will this end? Look at Melas. I know that he’s a good man, but, this hate is making him an obsessed killer. Somebody has to say no to this lust for revenge.”
Xena: “That is so hard to do.”
Gabrielle: “You did it! When your village was destroyed, you were-- infected with bloodlust. But you overcame it!”
Xena: “I was lucky. I saw what I’d become, and I was able to turn around. But if something happened..."

Melas pursued Xena with a focused determination, until he saw the true pariah afflicting his life. Then he pursued Callisto with that same vengence, ignoring the words of the "innocent" and taking vengence into his own hands. In the process, Xena is nearly burned to death and Gabrielle is captured by the Evil one before he can see the errors of his ways.

Melas: “Gabrielle-- she said my hate would lead to others being hurt.”
Xena: “What are you saying?”
Melas: “Callisto captured Gabrielle on her way out of town. I’ve betrayed everything I believe in.”
Xena: “People like us should listen to people like Gabrielle.”

This ep moves us forward in so many ways... we continue to see the blossoming of the warrior bard. She runs after Xena into the village being overrun by the warlord's army, staff in hand. She takes on her own enemies alone, and doesn't even call out to Xena for help when the soldier knocks her down and is about to plunge the sword through her heart. Once rescued, without being told she covers Xena's rear flank during an interrogation that occurs in the middle of the battlefield.

But Gabrielle isn't "just" a soldier, she is fast becoming the physical personification of the Greater Good that Xena is fighting for... the Good that knows the power of love... and of forgiveness.

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The "campfire" scene in this ep has launched a thousand fanvideos, but in reality nothing can compare to the simple beauty of the original.

Gabrielle leaves Melas with his obsession and comes to sit shoulder to shoulder with Xena.

Gabrielle: “...Do you wanna talk about it?”
Xena: “What?”
Gabrielle: “Cirra.”

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The young woman who lived such a sheltered life before Xena, listened bravely to the tale of death and destruction at the hand of her friend. She listened not just to the words, but to the tone of the woman speaking those words. And when the tears cracked the Warrior's voice, the young woman did the only thing she knew how, she reached up and placed her hand on Xena's shoulder, pulling her closer when the Warrior Princess herself was pulling away from the terror of her past.

This young woman, this friend, has learned too well from her recent adventures and she rightly stands up to the Warrior in her despair.

Xena: “That is so hard to do.”
Gabrielle: “You did it! When your village was destroyed, you were infected with bloodlust. But you overcame it!”
Xena: “I was lucky. I saw what I’d become, and I was able to turn around. But if something happened to Mother, or Hercules, or you-- I might do just the same.”
Gabrielle: “No-- no look, you promise me. If something happens to me,you will not become a monster. There’s only one way to end this cycle of hatred, and it’s through love-- and forgiveness.”
Xena:
(Xena drops another tear then puts her hand around Gabby's head to pull it onto her shoulder) “Don’t you go changing, Gabrielle. I like you just the way you are. (She releases her friend and tries to shoo her to bed).... Go get some sleep.”
Gabrielle: (Gabby won't leave, and grabs Xena's arm, forcing her to look at the bard directly in the eye) “No-- no, you promise me.”
Xena:
“I promise. Go-- go on.”
(But Gabby has learned from her experience with Ares masquerading as the faux Father of Xena... and she doesn't leave Xena alone at the fireside.)


In future eps, in future seasons, we will continue to learn how integral Gabrielle will become to KEEPING Xena on the straight and narrow. In this ep, Gabrielle is starting to glimpse that her power doesn't just lay in the way she handles a fighting staff, but in the way she handles a weary Warrior.

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Which, naturally, brings us back to Callisto. One who's heart seems without redemption to Melas, the wronged Father, or Gabrielle the sensitive bard.

Xena, who herself will be seeking forgiveness until the day she dies, tries to mete some out to this Villainess and is rewarded with a promise that makes ones heart grow cold.


Xena: “What would you do if I let you go?”
Gabrielle:What are you doing?”
Xena: “I changed; so can she.”
Gabrielle: “No, her heart has been eaten away by hatred.”
Callisto: “The sight, just the sight, of Xena, Warrior Princess, arguing on my behalf amuses me so-- let me tell you. Let me answer your question of what I would do if you let me go. You let me go, and I will dedicate my life to killing everything you’ve loved-- your friends, your family, your reputation, even your horse. You see, I am being so honest with you-- because the idea of your pity-- is worse than death for me. You see--you created a monster with integrity, Xena. Scary, isn’t it? Now-- take me to the mob.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOq80K3tt0w&feature=related


Fav lines in this ep... Oh, quite a few, but how about just two.

Callisto: (At her ladder filled hide away)“So-- what do you think?”
Gabrielle: “I think Xena’s gonna wipe the floor with you.”

and

Callisto: (At the point in the ladder fight where it looks like Callisto might win) “In a way, I’m disappointed, Xena. There was a part of me that hoped that you would win and put out the rage in my heart. Sometimes, it even scares me. But then I get over it.

p.s. Yes, I know this is the ep where TPTB introduced Joxer as the comic relief... but who can think about that when there's so much deliciousness going on between Callisto and Xena and Gabrielle??????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa35zwWrxp4&feature=fvst
 
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If there was a place to vote for such things (that would matter), my vote for the best villain, the most FUN villain, the best-played villain EVER in a syndicated TV series, goes to Hudson as Callisto. Never has there been a villain that's been so much fun to watch being a villain, or an actor that's had so much obvious fun playing that villain.

I also nominate Callisto for the most incredible overall character arc in the history of TV villains.

And I think that's the most I ever typed the word villain in one sitting in my life.
 
Xena and Callisto were smoking as antagonists, so much so that I could say that Callisto's end on the series was when the best part left. I also never cared for Gabrielle, no fault in Rene O'Connor's performance, the character was just far more irritating to me than even Joxer. At least he never stabbed Xena in the back like annoying girl did.
 
If there was a place to vote for such things (that would matter), my vote for the best villain, the most FUN villain, the best-played villain EVER in a syndicated TV series, goes to Hudson as Callisto. Never has there been a villain that's been so much fun to watch being a villain, or an actor that's had so much obvious fun playing that villain.

I also nominate Callisto for the most incredible overall character arc in the history of TV villains.

And I think that's the most I ever typed the word villain in one sitting in my life.

It doesn't matter if there WERE a "place that matters", we'd be outvoted based on popularity like "Dancing with the stars"... JR Ewing would probably win. Not that he's un-deserving, but his arc pales in comparison!
 
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Xena and Callisto were smoking as antagonists, so much so that I could say that Callisto's end on the series was when the best part left. I also never cared for Gabrielle, no fault in Rene O'Connor's performance, the character was just far more irritating to me than even Joxer. At least he never stabbed Xena in the back like annoying girl did.

Callisto was just fantastic, and I'm looking forward to the unseen eps from Hercules that are still in my future!

Gabrielle's annoying quotient did seem to drop as she matured, but that may just be my opinion. :mallory:
 
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No love for the Bilious Green Sports Bra? :lol:

Callisto was the greatest and Hudson is the most beautiful woman ever! Just lights up the room when she walks in. Return of Callisto is the ep that made me a fan.

How can you not love the green sports bra? Even fashionable beavers crave it:drool:
 
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