DS9 Caption Contest #16: Procedure is not recommended!

[Thor Damar]

Dukat: OH! I am shocked--SHOCKED--at the absolute vulgarity which has infiltrated this thread! And to think this was so deeply contributed to by a fellow CARDASSIAN, no less!

THIS is nothing less than a smear to the good name of our race! What will they think of us now--that we are merely sorry pranksters with no sense of decency? It is...it is....

(Takes Nerys aside, with an odd smile.)

My dear girl...where might I find more of such..."vulgarities"...?

Quark: (for it is he): Not so fast Skrain! In the name of all that is good and profitable, I cast you down with my Holy Fire of Tax Exception!

Besides, I'm the only one around here who deals in filth and perversion, you Cardassian amateur!

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

[Section deleted...I misread.]

I must say, it's amazing how DN's caption has turned into an entire story!!!!

(FYI, for any modly attentions--the pic in question DOES have clothes. Very minimal and NOT tasteful clothes, but the area that needs to be covered is. Still, I felt it best to link it instead of posting it so people had a choice. Oh, and just to make it clear, I do NOT approve of either individual whose likeness I appropriated to create that pic.)

 

[Rush Limborg]

Um...Rush Limborg didn't say what you just "quoted" him as saying.

Actually...I did. See: last page.

I actually wrote it to see how you'd react...it's a shame you didn't notice it yet....

I must say, it's amazing how DN's caption has turned into an entire story!!!!

(FYI, for any modly attentions--the pic in question DOES have clothes. Very minimal and NOT tasteful clothes, but the area that needs to be covered is. Still, I felt it best to link it instead of posting it so people had a choice. Oh, and just to make it clear, I do NOT approve of either individual whose likeness I appropriated to create that pic.)

Understood. Still not looking, though.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Oh...I see. And I'm not sure Dukat would be interested in Weyoun's swimsuit in the way that suggests.

It's rather scary to imagine being approached by Gul Dukat in the manner at the end of your quote, though!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Come now. Considering your love of exploring all the possibilities for his "good" AU version...do not presume to inform me that some part of you would not be flattered in any manner by his paying you that sort of attention....

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

No, I would not. The attention of evil (especially a kind we know believes in the use of force to get what he wants sexually) is not something I would want, nor does working with an AU version at all diminish the evil that Gul Dukat was. I don't go for "bad boys." All it does is reinforce what a tragedy it was that he threw his soul away.

 

[LeadHead]

Trying to steer the train back to the tracks...

Bashir: We've gotta get in there, Miles needs the lucky dartboard!

O'Brien: Actually it's the "Gettin Lucky" Dartboard, Keiko comes for a visit tomorrow.

Take that thread hijackers!

Marc Alaimo: We find out I have kids in this episode? Didn't see that coming.

Sisko: If I survive this, I am so growing a goatee!

Jadzia: I know I'm dying and all, but this is fun to watch!

 

[Tosk]

PK didn't get back to me, but after rumination I have decided to resubmit this entry... (Not because of what it implies, but as an homage to Wrath of Khan. )

 

[ares93]

Dukat: Me? You named a chocolate bar... after me? I'm so honored! This is better than the occupation!

 

[Thor Damar]

^that photoshop, it isn't what I think it is?

 

[ares93]

^that photoshop, it isn't what I think it is?

i swear it isnt 'shopped.
EDIT2: yes of course its shopped. i just quoted a pic and didnt see it was modified. sorry, i wasnt looking. thought you were talking about the chocolate bar lol. i have now replaced the pic with the correct one. lack of sleep, too much work and alcohol was the reason behind my lack of higher cognitive functions at the moment.

my k790i running a homebrew software :-) shitty camera too.

EDIT: here we go. today's newspaper. i can take a pic with myself holding it i you dont believe me.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I was wondering when you'd notice, ares93.

 

[LeadHead]

O'Brien: Damn, this lock is good! How will we get past it?

Odo: Well-

Bashir: Use a Phaser?

O'Brien: Too messy.

Bashir: Find a key?

O'Brien: Quark took it with him.

Bashir: Well I'm stumped.

O'Brien: So am I. Wait, Odo! How did you get in there?

Odo: Either the transporter or I just shape shifted inside. Take your pick brainiacs.

 

[Captain Crow]

Klingon, to camera: Remember kids, when killing someone always go for the jugular.

 

[LeadHead]

New contest is up, come and see!

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=132512