DS9 Caption Contest #16: Procedure is not recommended!

[Thor Damar]

Voiceover: "You thought that Quinto's shouting Spock was obnoxious and annoying.

Until today.

Coming this summer, OTT productions in association with euphemisticallyentertaining pictures presents.

Alaimo's Dukat is constantly Yelling!

{rated PM. Powerful Monologue}"

 

[TerokNor]

Dukat was many things. A formidable leader, a great tactician, a loving father ... but only a few people knew of his greatest passion.
Singing opera!

TerokNor

 

[Rush Limborg]

O'Brien: SHEESH, this is going to take a bloody eternity!

Bashir: Don't worry, Chief. I'm sure you'll get it....

Odo: For goodness sake, Doctor--you're supposed to be genetically enhanced. Can't you lend--

Bashir: SHH!!! Not for two more seasons!

Quark's favorite holodeck fantasy was always as QUARK QUAGMIRE: ACTION HERO!!!

Too bad he never kept this confident awesomeness for the real world.

Dukat: (singing) BEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD, THE CHIEF, WHO NOW COM-MANDS--
ONCE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE--TO SERVE--HIS COUN-TRY, STANDS--
THE ROCK--ON--WHICH--THE STOOOOOOOORM WILL BREAK...
THE ROCK--ON--WHICH--THE STOOOOOOOORM WILL BREAK...

Weyoun: (off screen, muttering) Such an ego...and he can't even pick a Cardassian tune.

Sisko: Of course I'm turing green! You made me ANGRY.

And you...won't like me...when I'm ANGRY!!!

 

[Gary7]

O'Brien: "Damned... Odo, the door is completely jammed. There's some kind of dried goo in the latch mechanism. How many times have I told you, "Use the door like everyone else" rather than trying to slither through it?"

Quark: "Yipeeeeeeee--I've got a phaser!"
Bashir: "Quark, would you quit stunning the Dabo girls? The sickbay beds are all full now. Wait a minute... on second thought, there's room in my quarters." (grin)

Sisko (OS): "Ducat! We're trying to have a meeting here!"

Dukat always seemed to pick a bad place to practice singing Cardassian opera.

Sisko finally resorted to the "sneak under the table" tactic to escape another of Bashir's never ending stories.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^...Bashir? I thought it was Morn--or worse, Lwaxana Troi!

 

[Santa Kang]

QUARK: Remind me again why I'm at Klingon dentist?

 

[Santa Kang]

ODO: Why is retriving these holopics so important, Chief?

BASHIR: Four words: Kira, O'Brien, Naked and Keiko.

 

[T'Boggan]

Thank you for the win!

meanwhile....

O'Brien: "Lishten you guys (hic)
Your my bestest freinds in all the galaxy of course ( Grrhhp!) Kieko wont mind if you come in for a pogo stick race at three in the morning!" Lemmee... lemme jush get the door (Hic)"

Quark: " rule of aquisition no 410, It never hurts to disintegrate the opposition"

Dukat: "Buuurrrrppppppppppp beg pardon, better up than down!"

Sisko's secret Duke Nukem Holo program " ouch thats gotta hurt!"

Bashir's novelty Klingon shaped ear cleaner didnt go down too well with Quark...

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

OK, I know I already entered one caption to this picture, but I have a little Cardassian pet peeve. And so does Gul Dukat...

"For the LAST time! I am DuKat, Station Gul! DuKat, with a K! I am not a mere unit of human currency! Get it right!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

OK, I know I already entered one caption to this picture, but I have a little Cardassian pet peeve. And so does Gul Dukat...

"For the LAST time! I am DuKat, Station Gul! DuKat, with a K! I am not a mere unit of human currency! Get it right!"

Sisko: "Sorry. I had you confused with Gul MaKet."

 

[LeadHead]

OK, I know I already entered one caption to this picture, but I have a little Cardassian pet peeve. And so does Gul Dukat...

You can do as many entries as you want, I've never had a one entry limit.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Good. Because apparently Gul Dukat is a Spelling Nazi as well as a Space Nazi.

 

[Thor Damar]

"Me, a space Nazi? Well...I Never!

{Dukat storms off}

Damar (os): Sir, you've just locked yourself in the cleaners cupboard!

Dukat: {muffled} Thank you Damar!

 

[Isis]

Odo: "What are you looking at?"

Bashir: "We're not looking at anything. We're doubled over. What ever you do, don't try Quark's new burrito recipe."

Quark: "So...am I a chick magnet now or what?"

Dukat: "Was that loud enough? So, do I win this...what do you call it, again?...oh, yes...burping contest?"

Sisko: "She's 10 centimeters. That kid's gonna be here any minute."

Bashir: "Klingon, next time someone cuts in front of you, don't take things into your own hands; see my office staff."

 

[Isis]

Dukat: "So that's what Earth people look like naked. I don't know whether to laugh or gag!"

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Um...I think Dukat knows very well what Earth people look like naked...he's seen enough naked Bajoran women.

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

^How do you know that Bajoran people and human people look the same nekkid? That nothing's different except the nose?

I mean, I tend to think they do, but you never know ...

 

[Santa Kang]

Ridges, they're not just for noses.

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

Ridges, they're not just for noses.

OMG!

 

[Rush Limborg]