“By the furry ass of a Krognik demon!” Doctor Gertch cursed aloud and quite angrily. Such outbursts weren’t uncommon for him, but his current tirade in his office just off of the
Yorktown’s sickbay was motivated by an affront to his professional sensibilities. He had only been on board the USS
Yorktown for a few hours and already he was actively considering transferring to someplace else considering the idiocy that was now surrounding him. Bad enough that he had to get things orderly for the ship’s departure in just under a week, but making matters worse was that sickbay seemed to have been stocked by an imbecile and not a physician. “Who organized this place?!”
“It’s…” his duty nurse, Ramakrishna Singh, tried to explain nervously. Like most of the humans Gertch knew, he was painfully thin and clean-shaven.
They’re so frail and vulnerable; how did they even get to where they are now? “It’s just how the surgical tools have always been organized, sir. Doctor Carter always kept it like this.”
“Well what was my predecessor’s specialty?! Proctology?!” he snapped once more. “This sickbay is barely adequate! We’re going to lose critical care patients while we fumble around like idiots trying to find the right tools.”
“We could always reorganize it, sir, Doctor,” the human said.
“You’re damn right we’re going to reorganize it, Nurse,” Gertch said coldly. “I want a full inventory of what we have on hand and then we’re going make this sickbay something resembling functional even if it takes all night. Now get going!”
“Yes, Doctor!” Singh shouted in a panicked voice before he rushed out of Gertch’s office. But before he entered the corridor, the nurse almost slammed into an officer in a gold uniform. “Captain, I’m sorry…”
“Forget about it,” the man said tersely. Judging by the rank stripes on his cuffs and the obvious fact he was addressed as such, it was Captain Mason. He was taller than Gertch but not as tall as some humans the doctor had seen, with dark hair with streaks of gray, dark eyes as well as being awfully thin, awfully pale, and lacking a proper beard. “Carry on.”
“Yes sir!” After Singh ran out of sickbay, Mason entered and crossed his arms in front of his chest.
“Catch you at a bad time, Doctor?”
“I’ve inherited a sickbay run by a fool, sir,” said Gertch harshly. The one main complaint he had about serving in Starfleet (and did he have quite the number of them) was the imposed “civility.” Always feigning politeness and biting one’s tongue didn’t strike the surgeon as particularly healthy. Better to air everything out in the open rather than let rage and frustration build up quietly. It was how his species managed to overcome internal wars and conflicts by turning physical violence into mere (and arguably frequent) verbal altercations. Perhaps it was also why there was so few of his kind in the Service; comporting to Starfleet rules of decorum was difficult for him and likely impossible for most other Tellarites.
“Well, I never met your predecessor, so I wouldn’t know,” the captain said as he extended a hand to him. “Doug Mason. Welcome aboard, Doctor.”
“Thank you,” the doctor grumbled as he accepted it, almost choking on his words since they were so vile for a Tellarite to say to someone they hardly even knew. “What do you want?”
“Just wanted to check in with you, see how you were getting ready for our launch next week.”
“If you want to make friends, try someone else,” Gertch said gruffly as he sat down at his desk and placed his hands on top of his rounded stomach. “I prefer to keep my focus on my job. It keeps me busy enough.”
“I can understand that, Doctor,” Mason said as he circled around the office, “but you just got here. How busy can you be?”
“Since I came aboard this morning,” he replied, “I’ve treated someone for a crushed leg after an accident in the lower cargo hold, a crew member for a concussion after someone else struck him in the head while moving a GNDN conduit, and one case of anaphylactic shock after the galley accidentally put peanuts in her lunch. Luckily nothing serious, otherwise this insanely inadequate sickbay might as well need a bigger morgue.”
“All right, you made your point,” said the human, sounding a little annoyed. “You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a Tellarite medical officer in Starfleet, let alone many being in it in the first place. Most Tellarites I’ve met are engineers or work for one of the mining consortiums.”
“My species wouldn’t have gotten very far without doctors, would we?” Gertch questioned indignantly. Tellar’s prime industry and opportunity for space travel was through the aforementioned mining corporations. But, that sort of career had no appeal for him. “Trust me; I’ve heard that more times than I cared to. That’s like expecting all Vulcans to be scientists or all humans to be arrogant starship captains.”
Mason chuckled. “I’ll freely admit that I’m a little arrogant from time to time.”
“Seems to be a trait of your species. You humans seem to have a sense of what you call Manifest Destiny about the galaxy and yet you act surprised when you run across people who don’t agree with you.”
“I wouldn’t put it
exactly like that.”
“Then how would you put it?” the doctor asked. “Take the Klingons for example. For almost fifty years your kind has been grabbing up every square light-year you can before the Empire could. It’s any wonder that war hasn’t broken out already.”
“It’s not just humanity,” Mason countered, “it’s all been done under the auspices of the Federation. We’re all in this together.”
“Are we?” Gertch leaned back in his chair and stroked his light brown beard. “Tell me, Captain, how many non-humans command starships like the
Yorktown? How many serve as admirals at Starfleet Command? How many even serve, period? Like it or not, humanity is the dominant species in both Starfleet and the Federation, so don’t pretend otherwise when the rest of us try to hold you accountable for actions taken under your leadership.”
“I can see you don’t buck your species reputation for political discourse.” Mason leaned up against the wall opposite of where Gertch’s desk was. “If you feel that way, why’d you join Starfleet?”
“Because I got tired of private practice back on Tellar,” the doctor replied. “Seeing how most species have a stick up their ass when it comes to normal conversation, it’s not as big of a tourist trap as your Earth is. Frankly, it’s hard to study exobiology when no aliens show up at your office and if you think having a Tellarite as a surgeon is unbearable, imagine what it’s like having one as a patient.”
“I suppose you’re right,” Mason said with a chuckle.
“So then I’ll ask a question of my own: why’d you ask for me?”
“You said it yourself; you’re an expert on exobiology and you applied for starship duty. Why do you ask?”
“You clearly have your own opinions about my species,” Gertch said, “and you must have read my record.”
“I did,” the captain conceded, “and I was curious as to how you made it through your last posting without a reprimand from your CO.”
“Contrary to appearances, Captain, we do find that your species is very adept at the art of the debate.” Gertch found himself smiling a little. “Oh, we had quite the few arguments, a couple even dragged on for hours. Philosophy, ethics, history; any time you thought you had the upper hand in a discussion, Commodore Enwright would quickly turn the tables and pick your entire point apart before you knew what happened.”
“Sounds a little like you’re going to miss him.”
“Bah!” he responded dismissively. “I have little use for sentimentality.”
“Well, I was never on any debate team, but I’ve been known to have a good fight or two. Just remember who’s in charge of this ship at the end of the day.” The human stood up straight and tugged on his uniform shirt. “You’ll let me know if you need anything, Doctor?”
“Just an orderly sickbay and for engineering to make sure my mud bath is always hot,” Gertch muttered in annoyance.
“Why do I have the feeling that your patients make quick recoveries thanks to your…tender bedside manner?” Mason joked. “I hope I don’t have to field a lot of complaints.”
“They shouldn’t complain about free health care. You get what you pay for.”
“Then carry on, Doctor.” The captain exited sickbay and Gertch accessed his desktop computer terminal to finish up some paperwork, grumbling to himself again about how disorganized his sickbay was. He was forced to admit that Mason wasn’t as coddling or courteous as most other humans he had worked with in the past. A part of him was almost willing to say that he looked forward to arguing with him, but such feelings were never spoken aloud among his kind.
It wasn’t long before Nurse Singh returned with sweat glistening on his forehead, his breath raspy, and a data slate in his shaky hands. “Doctor, here’s the inventory log for the medical department.”
“Give it to me,” Gertch said. He looked it over and was quickly appalled by what he saw. Herbal remedies, acupuncture needles, healing crystals, various other holistic (and idiotic, in the doctor’s opinion) treatments. “What is this? A sickbay or an apothecary?”
“Uh sickbay, sir?” the nurse asked anxiously.
The doctor made a few notations on the slate before giving it back to Singh. “Take all that and get rid of it. There will be sane medicine practiced under my watch.”
“Get rid of it?” he asked. “How?”
“Send it back to Earth, dump it into space, sell it for all I care. Just make sure none of these witchcraft supplies are in our inventory by the end of the day! Clear?!”
“Yes, Doctor,” Singh said before rushing out of sickbay once more.
Gertch turned back to his monitor, pulling up a requisition order for proper medical supplies for his sickbay. He only hoped that the captain didn’t scrutinize the pathetic state of the doctor’s domain too much before he had a chance to make it something at least appearing professional.
This job is going to give me a heart attack if it keeps up like this…
I don’t know whether I should like this job or hate it completely, thought Lieutenant Commander Kristen Duclare as she got her main science lab organized, albeit alone. Within hours of arriving, she had thrown herself into preparing her department for departure in a week, finding out that most of her staff was on leave and the science section barely touched since this part of the ship’s refit had been completed months ago. The
Yorktown had fourteen labs dedicated to the sciences, which meant she had a lot of work ahead of her. Making matters worse was that when she entered the general purpose laboratory, she found that when the supplies and equipment had been delivered, no one had bother to unpack them and store them, so the counters and tables were covered with boxes that she was in the process of unpacking now.
But, I wanted this job; call it another cost of doing business.
Aside from a stint on a scout vessel, she had spent most of her career working in the labs of various starbases before finally getting another starship assignment aboard the
Yorktown as science officer. Finally Duclare now had the chance to do the job she had entered Starfleet for: to conduct experiments in the field and study new life forms and new anomalies instead of only doing an analysis on them months after they were discovered and hundreds of light years away at a space station or outpost. This was an exciting opportunity and she didn’t want to do anything that could screw it up, let alone on her first day. Of course, taking an assignment aboard a starship about to set out on a five year mission didn’t come without its costs, in her case personal ones, but that was the life she chose to lead.
Duclare continued to put away various lab supplies, including instruments and chemical containers, occasionally brushing her shoulder length raven-colored hair out of her face. Just as she started to move a large analyzer, she felt her arm graze up against a flask. Before she knew it, the open container splashed its contents onto her blue uniform. Though the chemical wasn’t acidic, it was known to react with the material used in Starfleet uniforms and left an ugly purple stain if not washed away immediately. After silently cursing herself for her carelessness, Duclare stripped out of her clothes and raced over to a nearby sink. Since she was alone, she didn’t mind running around the lab in only her underwear, but it would have been far more embarrassing for her to head back to her quarters with a large blob on her clothes.
After filling up the sink with water, Duclare immediately submerged her uniform to let it soak; the water would neutralize the chemical before did any permanent damage. Drying it would be another issue, but she could just dump it off at the ship’s laundry. She walked over to a cabinet to get a blue jumpsuit just as door to the corridor behind her opened. More startled by the sudden intrusion than her lack of attire, Duclare let out a surprised yelp and spun around to see a rather attractive man standing there with a bemused expression on his face.
“Whoa,” he said as he quickly glanced away. The stripes on his uniform clearly indicated that he was Captain Mason and already Duclare had given him a somewhat unique first impression. “I seem to have the habit of barging in at the wrong time today.”
“I…” she started to say as she hunched over and opened up the locker. She grabbed the jumpsuit and slipped into it, finding it to be about a size too big for her but it was enough to conceal her features. “It’s all right, sir.”
“Sorry about that,” the captain said as he finally looked back in her direction.
“You wanted to see me, sir?” Duclare asked, though she immediately wanted to roll her eyes at how she phrased it.
“See you?” he asked in confusion, clearly catching the double entendre. As his face started to flush red in embarrassment, Duclare started to chuckle. Considering what she knew about starship captains and how gung-ho they could be, it was a little (but only a little) refreshing to see that one still could be so easily disarmed by the sight of an attractive woman wearing nothing more than a bra, panties, and boots. He shook his head as if to dismiss whatever carnal thoughts were going around in his mind. “Look, let’s start over. I’m Captain Doug Mason.”
“Kristen Duclare,” she replied before they shook hands.
“Welcome aboard, Commander,” he added, glancing around the room. “I can see you’re already making yourself at home.”
“Sir?” This time, it was Duclare who was feeling embarrassed and Mason who was grinning over her discomfort. “Sorry, I’ve just been trying to get this place organized.”
“I wouldn’t worry too much about it, Commander. You still have a week and I’m not one of those people who goes over everything with a fine-tooth comb, at least not on your first day.”
“I sure hope not, considering what a mess things are around here.”
“And your uniform?”
Nodding towards the sink, she added, “Just spilled some chemicals on it; had to soak it before it got stained.” Then she smirked at him again. “What, did you think I like running around my lab half-naked?”
The captain returned her smile. “If you did, I’d hope you’d have the sense to lock the door.”
Duclare crossed her arms in front of her chest. “I was about to put this on before you came charging in.”
Mason shrugged his shoulders. “All right, so I’ll knock next time. Anything else I should know about you before we ship out?”
But before she could come up with some way to answer that loaded question, the intercom whistled.
“Bridge to Captain Mason,” the voice of the communication’s officer, whom Duclare only met briefly when she came aboard, announced.
The captain sighed as he walked over to a wall mounted com panel and pressed the activation stud with the side of his hand. “Mason here.”
“We’ve located Commander Zhang, sir.”
“And where is he?” the captain asked.
“You…probably won’t like it, sir,” he answered nervously.
“Where. Is. He?”
“Detained, sir.”
“DETAINED?!” Mason asked before letting out a very loud and very frustrated sigh. “I’ll be right up; Mason out.”
“Something wrong, sir?” she asked after he shut off the intercom.
“If you mean our prospective chief of security, let’s just say he’s already talking his way out of a job,” he said coldly before turning back to her. “I guess some things don’t change.”
“Friend of yours, sir?” Duclare asked with a smirk.
“That remains to be seen,” Mason commented. “I trust you don’t get into trouble while on shore leave.”
“Depends on how you define ‘trouble,’ sir.”
“Well jail time certainly counts.”
“Then I’ll try not to, sir,” she said with another smile.
“Very well,” he concluded and that seemed to be that. “It was good meeting you, Commander. I’d say carry on, but you might take it the wrong way.”
“Uh, aye sir,” Duclare said uneasily in response to that notion as Mason left the lab. She headed over to the sink to retrieve her now completely soaked uniform while thinking,
That was odd. She wasn’t sure what to make of her talk with the captain, but at least it seemed that once they got past the initial awkwardness of him walking in on her half-naked, things seemed…normal, at least. Any other subtext to that talk, Duclare dismissed out of hand. There were too many reasons for her not to think that way.