What if the Doomsday Machine was more like the LEXX?

[YARN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Q-O32sbs

 

[T'Girl]

Without the over-sexed platinum blond ~slash~ redhead, it just isn't the same

 

[YARN]

Without the over-sexed platinum blond ~slash~ redhead, it just isn't the same

Such a character could give Kirk something to do besides merely attempt to fix a big screen TV on the Constellation and whine and moan about where his ship is and what it is doing. It could still work.