Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
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The Crazy Cat Lady wanders around the neighbourhood looking for her lost kitty, Leo. The zombies must have let him out of his cage. Leo is a very large, sandy colored cat with a very furry neck who wouldn't hurt a fly.
"Please, someone find my baby" the Crazy Cat Lady cries.
"Please, someone find my baby" the Crazy Cat Lady cries.
Daniel dives outside, rattling a box of kitty treats and calling "Leo! Here Leo! Leeeeeoooooh!"
He is immediately besieged by a horde of ferocious raccoons
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As he stands in the street scratching his head, wondering where the Zombie's body disappeared to, RJDiogenes hears the Crazy Cat Lady call out for help in finding her lost cat. "Hold on a minute," he says. "I'll turn on my can opener and see if that brings Leo around."
RJD also wonders why Daniel is fighting with a bunch of masked midgets, but that will have to wait.
RJD also wonders why Daniel is fighting with a bunch of masked midgets, but that will have to wait.
Bugrit. Being a responsible member of society is hard work. Deranged Nasat isn't sure he wants to make a habit of it. Nonetheless, he's done. Repairs and redecorations are complete. The pay was reasonable too. Before he leaves, he helps himself to a carton of orange juice, turns out the lights, pets the giant maned kitty slouched in the corner, and leaves happily. He'll spend most of his pay at the pub.
The zombie's body is with the kitty, by the way. It was obviously hungry.
The zombie's body is with the kitty, by the way. It was obviously hungry.
A bloody Daniel crashes through the coffee shop window, followed by at least six rabid raccoons. A nearby cat panics and dives out the broken window, running down Misc Street. Daniel, rolling around in broken glass and righting off rabid raccoons, manages to grab a baking tray off the counter with which to defend himself. Soon after, the raccons are in retreat.
Daniel surveys the damage - a broken window, glass and blood all over the floor (still seeping from dozens of scratches and glass cuts all over him), a load of cupcakes embedded in the wall from his first swing of the baking tray...and he decides to go upstairs and run a nice warm bath. Everything else can wait - especially the headless corpse in the corner.
He decides to leave the bathroom door ajar in case Jenee's feeling frisky.
Daniel surveys the damage - a broken window, glass and blood all over the floor (still seeping from dozens of scratches and glass cuts all over him), a load of cupcakes embedded in the wall from his first swing of the baking tray...and he decides to go upstairs and run a nice warm bath. Everything else can wait - especially the headless corpse in the corner.
He decides to leave the bathroom door ajar in case Jenee's feeling frisky.
Ziyal is sitting in her back yard, minding her own business, drinking a cup of tea, peppermint, hot and reading the morning paper.
A huge, sandy-furred cat meanders into her yard. Ziyal asks, "So who are you, Kitty?"
"Meow!"
"You belong to the Crazy Cat Lady, don't you?"
"Meoooooow!"
"Well, I'll bet she doesn't know you're here. Let's go..."
Ziyal easily scoops up the cat and heads off to find the CCL. In town, she hears about all the excitement -- rabid raccoons, zombies, and panicking humans, oh my! Nasat (she almost didn't recognize him!) confirms that the cat does indeed belong to the CCL and is amazed that Ziyal was able to catch such a crazy critter. The "crazy" critter is purring contently in her arms.
Ziyal notices that they are standing in front of the pub. Oh dear, this is not a good place to leave Nasat. She invites him to walk w/ her to the Crazy Cat Lady's house. As they walk along, Nasat mumbles under his breath a few times, nothing that Ziyal can catch, and the cat continues to purr.
Her mind wanders to the episode, "A Night in Sickbay," and she giggles.
A huge, sandy-furred cat meanders into her yard. Ziyal asks, "So who are you, Kitty?"
"Meow!"
"You belong to the Crazy Cat Lady, don't you?"
"Meoooooow!"
"Well, I'll bet she doesn't know you're here. Let's go..."
Ziyal easily scoops up the cat and heads off to find the CCL. In town, she hears about all the excitement -- rabid raccoons, zombies, and panicking humans, oh my! Nasat (she almost didn't recognize him!) confirms that the cat does indeed belong to the CCL and is amazed that Ziyal was able to catch such a crazy critter. The "crazy" critter is purring contently in her arms.
Ziyal notices that they are standing in front of the pub. Oh dear, this is not a good place to leave Nasat. She invites him to walk w/ her to the Crazy Cat Lady's house. As they walk along, Nasat mumbles under his breath a few times, nothing that Ziyal can catch, and the cat continues to purr.
Her mind wanders to the episode, "A Night in Sickbay," and she giggles.
Daniel finally comes downstairs after his (solitary) bath, and begins cleaning up the mess. Jenee and Nasat spent days fixing the coffee shop up, but it took him only seconds to wreck it again. Hopefully the next chaotic event in Misc Street will trash someone else's home.
The headless corspe is dragged to the curb and left. The glass is cleared up and a sheet of wood placed over the broken window. The bent baking tray is binned, and the walls cleaned up. Good as new.
Daniel falls asleep on the couch, while searching the ads at the back of the newspaper for window repairs and pest control. He has a strange dream where Jenee is strangely large, but not fat. She's asking him about names, and saying that something forthcoming will be extremely expensive. What on earth could be that expensive and yet doesn't have a name? Suddenly, a stork violently attacks him during a parent/teacher meeting!
Daniel wakes up screaming, on the floor, clawing at the light switch. He's soaked in sweat.
The headless corspe is dragged to the curb and left. The glass is cleared up and a sheet of wood placed over the broken window. The bent baking tray is binned, and the walls cleaned up. Good as new.
Daniel falls asleep on the couch, while searching the ads at the back of the newspaper for window repairs and pest control. He has a strange dream where Jenee is strangely large, but not fat. She's asking him about names, and saying that something forthcoming will be extremely expensive. What on earth could be that expensive and yet doesn't have a name? Suddenly, a stork violently attacks him during a parent/teacher meeting!
Daniel wakes up screaming, on the floor, clawing at the light switch. He's soaked in sweat.
The Crazy Cat Lady is amazed Tora Ziyal's incredible strength. Leo weighs about 400 lbs and is six foot long and yet Ziyal can easily pick him up. She must be some sort of superhero.
Does this mean I will have to bury the corpse again?
Does this mean I will have to bury the corpse again?
^Not sure. It got up and followed Daniel right back inside...
Tora Ziyal and Deranged Nasat arrive at Crazy Cat Lady's house. Leo's been found, but I hope Stripes is still secure, Crazy Cat Lady?
Thank you for returning my sweet Leo. Stripes is safe in her cage. Now I can go back to trying to get them to breed them with each other.
After a pleasant day of shopping after a trip to the doctor, confirming her suspicians, Jenee finds Danial covered in sweat, and scratches, and clinging to the lamp pole.
She decides now is probably not a good time to tell him the news, so she cooks a nice meal for him instead. Poor guy. He's had a rough couple days ...
She decides now is probably not a good time to tell him the news, so she cooks a nice meal for him instead. Poor guy. He's had a rough couple days ...
Ziyal notices the incredulous look on the Crazy Cat Lady's face and thinks,
Oh, shoot. I shouldn't have picked him up. They're going to figure it out. Funny thing is, Nasat didn't seem to notice anything strange. Or maybe that's what he was mumbling about that I couldn't understand.
Now what am I going to do?
Sighing, she wishes the CCL and Nasat well, scratches behind Leo's ear, and heads to the bookstore to see if RJ needs any help today...
Hmm... bookstore is locked up tight. That's worrisome. Moving on... she stops by the post office. Walks home happily reading her mail...
After discovering that his manual can opener wouldn't make cat-attracting noises, RJDiogenes ran over to Mayberry to pick up an electric one. When he gets back, he sees Crazy Cat Lady taking Leo home. Oh, well.
As he re-opens the Bookstore, he once again wonders where the Zombie has gotten to. He hopes that everybody realizes that decapitating a Zombie doesn't kill it.
As he re-opens the Bookstore, he once again wonders where the Zombie has gotten to. He hopes that everybody realizes that decapitating a Zombie doesn't kill it.
It doesn't? I was watching an episode of Angel yesterday and in it Angel told Connor that decapitating zombies killed them.
That's just a TV show.
Exactly. Lives are at stake here.