TNG Caption This #182: Aren't you in the wrong series?

[LeadHead]

Happy Saturday to ya ladies and gents, Activate the Main Viewscreen and power up the plasma shocker, it's time to crown our winners!

First up: for getting Troi to enjoy shuttle crashes, our winner is:

Troi: "Oh! God! Will! What ever you just did, do it again!"

For using something handy rather than the elaborate facility Peter Griffin uses, our winner is:

RO: I figured you'd be the one to appreciate a private place to view porn.

Oh Dear, Medicine in the 24th century can still be a scary thing, our winner is:

Picard: Oh calm down Counselor, haven't you ever seen a vaccination for Pakled Death Flu before?

This is what happens when Data's ethical program is disabled, our winner is:

Some of Data's medals had to be returned, when it was found out that he had been juicing

And showing us how some things never change, our winner is:

Data: "Voice message only, they say their Chamber's Coil is overloading their comm transmissions."

Riker: "I've got a bad feeling about this."

And now, a Special Presentation, say hello to some of our favorite characters, before they were our favorite characters.

 

[LeadHead]

Locarno: Congratulations, we've chosen you!

Jean: Me?

Locarno: Yup, you're the sacrificial lamb. The rest of us will have great starfleet careers, you're heading to the New Zealand Penal colony, see ya.

Quark: I hope I never see hew-mons again. They talk too much.

Could this be one of the most ironic shots in Trek Ever?

Kassidy: Worf, would you tell Ben that I'm pregnant?

Worf: Of course.

Kassidy: Would you also tell him he's not the father?

Taurik: This is a picture of my brother, Vorik, do we look alike?

 

[Rat Boy]

Locarno: "We're a team; whatever happens, you'll all still be my friends."

Hajar: "Wesley plans on testifying against us."

Locarno: "That bastard! I'll kill him!"

Letek: "What a rip-off. There's no chocolate in here."

Picard: "This is for 'Threshold!'"

Kasidy: "Feel that? If I have to eat another meal Ben cooks, my insides are going to explode."

Vorik: "This is a transfer request, sir. I want to be on a ship where I'm not some background character."

 

[Mojochi]

Locarno: Never mind Wesley. You two just keep having sex with me & this will all work out

Quark: & this was all he had on him? If you ever catch me doing business with these cheap bastards, kill me

Picard: What have you done to your ears dammit?

Worf: This is a demotion just waiting to happen

Vorik: Please forward my makeup & hairstyling specifications. I wouldn't want to look dorkier at my new post

Dukat: Someone will pay for not including me in this category

 

[Subcommander R.]

Locarno's attempt at Hypno-vision™ was unsuccessful.

Quark: Amazing. How do they fit so much fudge in such a small cookie?

Unbeknownst to Picard, the Vulcan neck-peck pinch was to be done 2 cm below the Andorian death-grip.

Worf: He won't notice the ridges, right?

Taurik: Commander, my etch-a-sketch is in need of repair.

 

[Finn]

Geordi: A transfer? Why?

Taurik: I don't know how to tell you this. But in my part of Vulcan, we males will go after our top engineers when we experience pon farr. I most certainly do not desire to be your subordinate....Sir!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Got 'stache?

 

[Isis]

During Starfleet's pay freeze, Picard unsuccessfully attempted chiropractic on the side.

Eddie Murphy's role as a medieval gynecologist was widely panned.

 

[Captain Crow]

Norman Lovett's voice from watch: All right, dudes?

Taurik: Commander La Forge, this ship has been built upside-down. See.

[Geordi flips the Padd right-side-up]

Taurik: Oh. Nevermind.

Picard: That's right! Take my "Captain's Log" bitch!

 

[Mistral]

Dukat: Someone will pay for not including me in this category

Well, even Caption Contest contestants have a tough time dealing with Cardassian Mouth Fungus...

 

[Nerys Myk]

CADET: Last night was fun, Tom. When can I see you again?

OTHER CADET: I thought your name was "Nick"?

NICK: Shhhhh.

With this we can dump these smelly furs and get something stylish!

Picard's career as a masseur was mercifully brief.

"So, was Medieval lumberjack the look you were going for?"

ENBERG: Mother has a few notes on your performance.

Few suspected that Ducat was a James Hetfield fan.

 

[LeadHead]

Whooops, knew I'd forgotten someone, well here's a picture to be added to competition:

Picard: Commander Sisko, welcome aboard have you met our new best friend Gul Dukat?

Sisko: I have to pay 20 bucks to come up to the bridge and you let my arch nemesis sit right next to you?

 

[Subcommander R.]

Whooops, knew I'd forgotten someone, well here's a picture to be added to competition:

Picard: Commander Sisko, welcome aboard have you met our new best friend Gul Dukat?

Sisko: I have to pay 20 bucks to come up to the bridge and you let my arch nemesis sit right next to you?

Dukat: Er... Dukat? Who's that, I'm Macet... I have a beard, see?

 

[TimeDilation]

edited, sorry, used some scenes and photoshops of my own , delete this post dudes
(<--- new guy)

 

[Mysterion]

Patrick Stewart: Now pay attention, Tim! You'll need to know how to do this when you start that new job on Voyager.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Whooops, knew I'd forgotten someone, well here's a picture to be added to competition:

Picard: Commander Sisko, welcome aboard have you met our new best friend Gul Dukat?

Sisko: I have to pay 20 bucks to come up to the bridge and you let my arch nemesis sit right next to you?

Dukat: Er... Dukat? Who's that, I'm Macet... I have a beard, see?

Picard: Really? I thought the caterpillars you're eating were trying to escape.

 

[Alrik]

Whooops, knew I'd forgotten someone, well here's a picture to be added to competition:

Picard: Commander Sisko, welcome aboard have you met our new best friend Gul Dukat?

Sisko: I have to pay 20 bucks to come up to the bridge and you let my arch nemesis sit right next to you?

Dukat: Er... Dukat? Who's that, I'm Macet... I have a beard, see?

Picard: Really? I thought the caterpillars you're eating were trying to escape.

Sisko: "Dukat, Macet. Potatoe, potato. Same damn thing."

Riker: "With an 'e'? Really? Who the hell you think you are? Dan Quayle?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

This was, sadly, not the first time Picard assaulted anyone in civilian clothing under the belief that they were Maquis terrorists.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

"DAMMIT TUVOK I TOLD YOU NOT TO BREAK THE TEMPORAL PRIME DIRECTIVE!"

"I'M NOT TUVOK, I'M HIS ANCESTOR, ONEVOK!"

"Geordi, it has been decided that Worf is much cooler than you are. The polls prove it."

 

[LeadHead]

Taurik: According to your horoscope, you will be very much involved in the destruction of the Enterprise.