PRESIDENT: Why would they want your recipe for jambalaya?
CARWRIGHT: No idea. I don't even cook!
SCOTTY: How long till the Captain figures out all we been doing back here is playing video games?
OLD LADY: Weren't you on that Star Track show?
Movie Caption Contest #162: Crisis Management
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PRESIDENT: Why would they want your recipe for jambalaya?
CARWRIGHT: No idea. I don't even cook!
SCOTTY: How long till the Captain figures out all we been doing back here is playing video games?
OLD LADY: Weren't you on that Star Track show?
McCoy: "What's your name, darling?"
Andie: "Andie McDowell. I've been aging rapidly since St Elmo's Fire and now I think I'm gonna die. Looks like I'll never achieve my life long dream."
McCoy: "Take these, they'll help. By the way, what if your dream?"
Andie (swallows pill, starts to de-age): "Do anti-wrinkle cream commercials"
Scotty: Would you hurry the hell up in here? I gotta take a shit that could choke a horse.
McCoy: "Save her? Are you crazy, Jim? That could damage the timeline. Hell, no, I'm not trying to save her! I'm trying to euthanize her!"
Scotty: "I wouldna waste my time if I were you, Mr. Spock. I've tried already. That Klingon piece of junk just won't make a decent cup o' coffee."
Scotty: "I wouldna waste my time if I were you, Mr. Spock. I've tried already. That Klingon piece of junk just won't make a decent cup o' coffee."
Spock: "This isn't a food processor, it's the motor oil reservoir. What kind of engineer are you?"
President: "This probe must be stopped, I think, we- shit Cartright, what the hell is wrong with your left hand? It looks like you only have fingers up to your first knuckle. What, did you put it in a mechanical rice picker again?"
McCoy: You're pregnant.
Congratulations.
I think.
CARTWRIGHT: It's worse than we thought, Mr. President.
The probe has disabled every starship and science vessel in the solar system...and now I can't microwave my Hot Pockets.
PRESIDENT ROTH: Dear Heavens!!!
SPOCK: There.
You should be able to pick up Glenn Beck's program now.
Cartwright: So, Lieutenant, tell me. Is it a Shop?
Scotty: Spock, I hate to tell you this but these Klingon bastards don't have a high-speed connection. You'll have to use dial-up.
Spock: Is now a good time for a colorful metaphor?
Spock: Dammit, Jim! I told you, no pictures!
Kirk: Hand over the money or this goes on facebook. You'll be seen as a old-person mollestor before you were ever born.
McCoy: A sneezeguard? Why would you put a sneezeguard over an old lady? You only use those things for stuff like salad bars and all you can eat buf... My god Jim! These people are cannibals!
Old Lady: It's an oxygen tent dumdass.
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^ I don't get it.
Tommy Frakking Westphall
CARTWRIGHT: "Daddy Bear" is not an appropriate form of address for the President!
PRESIDENT: Well, let's not be hasty...
SCOTTY: Aye...it's worse that I thought. We've got...Okudagrams.
BONES: What is this? The Spanish Inquisition?
WOMAN: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!
The breathing apparatus on the patient's lip, to me, looks like a milk mustache.
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