Books that will never be written by the DS9 crew & others
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How to Live a Long, Happy, and Prosperous Life by Tora Ziyal
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by Senator Creetak
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by Senator Creetak
Chapter 1: Don't be Gul Dukat's Daughter
Chapter 2: Don't Fall in Love with Garak
Chapter 3: Stay the #@%&* Away from Damar
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Solid! Solid as a rock!-Female Shapeshifter
The Joys of Matrimony-Miles O'Brien
Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad!-Nog
Locutus, the Misunderstood Individual-Benjamin Sisko
Playing By the Book, in the Workplace....and In the Bedroom-Mirror Ezri
How to Be a Powerful Speaker-Morn
The Joys of Matrimony-Miles O'Brien
Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad!-Nog
Locutus, the Misunderstood Individual-Benjamin Sisko
Playing By the Book, in the Workplace....and In the Bedroom-Mirror Ezri
How to Be a Powerful Speaker-Morn
Nice job, guys -- this whole thread has me LOL'ing. My contributions:
Law Enforcement: A Solid Career Choice, by Odo
My Life as a Merry Man, by Worf
Anyone Can Be a Midwife, by Worf
Law Enforcement: A Solid Career Choice, by Odo
My Life as a Merry Man, by Worf
Anyone Can Be a Midwife, by Worf
Exactly. And that's how extreme any turnaround in Dukat's nature would have to be, to be believable.
And of course...Paul was celibate.
Not one of Dukat's strong points. 
Without using a search engine... whose book titles did they plagiarize or paraphrase?
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, by Garak
Nightmares from my Father, by Tora Ziyal
Be Water or Chocolate, by Odo
Edited to add that Keiko O'Brien and Quark could (never) edit a magazine together: Better Holodecks and Gardens.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, by Garak
Nightmares from my Father, by Tora Ziyal
Be Water or Chocolate, by Odo
Edited to add that Keiko O'Brien and Quark could (never) edit a magazine together: Better Holodecks and Gardens.
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How to Convincingly Disguise Yourself as an Alien by the DS9 senior staff
Chapter 1 - "Disguise yourself as a Klingon" by Benjamin Sisko and Miles O'Brien
Chapter 2 - "Disguise yourself as a Bajoran" by Jadzia Dax
Chapter 3 - "Disguise yourself as a Cardassian" by Kira Nerys
Chapter 4 - "Disguise yourself as anything" by Odo
Chapter 1 - "Disguise yourself as a Klingon" by Benjamin Sisko and Miles O'Brien
Chapter 2 - "Disguise yourself as a Bajoran" by Jadzia Dax
Chapter 3 - "Disguise yourself as a Cardassian" by Kira Nerys
Chapter 4 - "Disguise yourself as anything" by Odo
Chapter 5 - "Disguise yourself as a Bajoran," by Gul Dukat
Chapter 6 - "Disguise Yourself as a Human With A Broken Nose" by Kira Nerys
Chapter 7 - "Disguise yourself as a Breen" by Kira Nerys & Gul Dukat
Now THERE is a chapter that would never be written! Especially not together! 
Chapter 8: How To Disguise Yourself as a Vorta - First Ometi'klan
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Breen - by Legate Damar
Chicken Soup for the Warrior's Soul - by Worf (maybe that should be Prune Juice for the Warrior's Soul...)
My Best Friend: The Life and Times of Kosst Amojan - Jake Sisko
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Breen - by Legate Damar
Chicken Soup for the Warrior's Soul - by Worf (maybe that should be Prune Juice for the Warrior's Soul...)
My Best Friend: The Life and Times of Kosst Amojan - Jake Sisko
How to Deal with Problems without Alcohol by Legate Damar
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