TOS Caption Contest #192: Who Invited You?

[Mr. Adventure]

Klingon: Doctor Smith, what the hell? Oh God, I've crossed over to Lost in Space.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Effing ebay! The seller promised a certified pre-used R2D2."

The extras had it all figured out. From this shoot, they would go straight to the set of "Let's Make a Deal," where they hoped there would be something decent behind Door Number 2.

 

[Isis]

Star Trek convention ticket taker (OS to himself): "This is the worst batch of costumes I've ever seen."

 

[Mr. Adventure]

For the first time in his life Will Farrell thinks he's gone too silly.

 

[Alienesse]

NOMAD: "Mommy!"
Kirk (to himself): "Mommy?!?... Argh, damn transporter! I was wondering why I haven't felt the need to bang my yeoman the whole day."
Spock: "Sensors indicate that the NOMAD probe.... Captain, did it just call you... mommy?"

 

[ItsGreen]

Bridgekeeper: Stop!.... What... is your name?
Klingon: It is Kras, of the Klingons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Klingon: To seek the holy rocks.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Klingon: What do you mean? An Andorian or Talosian swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
Bridgekeeper: (thrown over) Auuuuuuuugh.

 

[Leviathan]

Palin/Trek 2012.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: That reminds me.

I could REALLY go for a huge cup of coffee right about now.

KRAS: Who is this..."Bob the Discount Klingon" you Earthers so laughingly refer to?

And why do you keep pointing at me?

KIRK: Don't mind him, Madam. He's our ship's doctor.

And resident lush.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: What do you mean by "sterilize"?

Explain!

SPOCK: According to this medical scan, Captain, your sperm count IS significantly down.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

...And just when William Ware Theiss thought he couldn't top the last ridiculous costumes he designed, he came up with these.........

 

[cooleddie74]

MAAB: Come, Klingon.


Let's make this celebration REALLY, REALLY gay.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Logic is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad."

Nomad: "Huh?"

Kirk: "Spock, try something else."

Spock: "I am sure it'll work some day, Captain."

Spock: "Logic is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad."

Maab: "What?"

Kras: "Maybe you should throw those pointy things at them."

Kirk: "Spock, try something else."

Spock: "I am sure it'll work some day, Captain."

Spock: "Logic is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad."

McCoy: "Oh will you knock it off?!"

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: "Logic is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad."

Nomad: "Huh?"

Kirk: "Spock, try something else."

Spock: "I am sure it'll work some day, Captain."

Kirk: Lets try this, Everything Spock tells you is a lie.

Spock: No it's not!

Kirk: Spock, play along!

Spock: But I don't lie.

Nomad: I'd wipe your brains but it's taking care of itself.

 

[Gary7]

For the first time in his life Will Farrell thinks he's gone too silly.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: You didn't!

Nomad: I did.

Kirk: You didn't!

Nomad: I did!

Kirk: Spock-

Spock: Captain, it is true. Nomad sunk your battleship.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

For the first time in his life Will Farrell thinks he's gone too silly.

nice

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "What happened? Why did it shut off?"

Spock: "I believe it was watching the first episode of The Event."

Kirk: "Well, I can understand..."

Spock: "Wait, I was wrong. It was watching the first episode of Shit My Dad Says."

 

[Gary7]

Maab wondered if he should risk revealing the secret Teletubby cast among his people, but Po just couldn't wait and made the decision for him.

 

[MANT!]

Spock "Captain, it appears that the Jägermeister has had some unexpected effects .."