Caption Contest 54: Blue Meanies

[Nerys Myk]

Sorry it been so long. I started a new job and have less free time.

But first the winners:

Preperation H Award

Archer: "So Phlox tells me that I won't need the doughnut anymore by next week."

*spit take*

Valentine Award

Thanks for the win!

Bakula: Why is Johnathan Frakes walking onto the set? And why is he dressed in a TNG uniform?

ハローキティ

ARCHER: Tell them you left your wallet on the ship.

PHLOX: Which one? Because I brought the Hello Kitty one WITH me.

Mining Award

"Your buttocks, Earthman...

They're SOOOO shale!!!"

Dapper Dan Award

Archer: Say, either of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin' and highway robbery?
Phlox: Captain, is this really the best time to look for additional hands for Commander Tucker? We're in a tight spot.

 

[Nerys Myk]

And now this weeks pictures:

See you in two weeks!!!!

 

[Alrik]

Waldo of Andor *thinking*: 'Nice try human, but you'll never find me.'

T'Pol: "Um, Captain?"

Archer: "Sorry T'Pol, but it's only natural. I mean have you taken a good look at that bod of yours?"

Shran: "Not impressed."

Reed: "Well perhaps the 99' Buick would be more your style."

Shran: "Just show me the Car Fax."

 

[milo bloom]

Archer: "What do you mean 'Only one?' "

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: This would have been a good mission to bring Phase Pistols.

T'Pol: I'm sorry Captain, but I need the blanket more.

Archer: Why?

T'Pol: All the cold stares I'm getting from the monks for bringing you here.

Shran: How do I know you won't attack my vessel?

Reed: We haven't installed the Phase Cannons yet and the torpedoes we have aren't Photonic yet.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

T'Pol: "I thought the first time was supposed to be special."
Archer: "Sorry about that. How about if I promise that the second time will at least last longer?"

 

[Mummra]

T'Pol: Captain!
Archer: Yes?
T'Pol: You reek of putrification!
Archer:...

 

[LeadHead]

Reed: They've got enough equipment down there to see what any Andorian is having for breakfast.

Shran: Oh no! It was a state secret that we're cuckoo for Cocoapuffs!

 

[cooleddie74]

WHERE'S T'WALDO?

Vulcan Monastery Edition

ARCHER: Sorry.

I had some of Chef's bean dip before we came down.

SHRAN: Did you know about all this, Pink Skin?

REED: Define "know."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been three weeks since my last confession. My dream of becoming a stand-up comedian has hit a brick wall. It's these modern audiences, Father. I...I'm afraid I'm going to have to start working blue."

 

[Aikiweezie]

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been three weeks since my last confession. My dream of becoming a stand-up comedian has hit a brick wall. It's these modern audiences, Father. I...I'm afraid I'm going to have to start working blue."

 

[cooleddie74]

Andorians come a-skulkin' for the great taste of WAR CHOW!

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN: You'd BEST get up outta my grill, Pink Skin.

And recognize.

 

[T'Girl]

Let That Be Your Last Battlefield, Andoran version.

Commissioner Bele: "As you can see Captain Shran, I'm light blue on my left side."
Shran: "Yes?"
Commissioner Bele: "Lokai is light blue on his right side."
Shran: "Of course."

 

[SFRabid]

New in season 5...

Andorians discover that humans do have an antenna.

Vulcan's learn that one human antenna is more fun than two Andorian antennas.

Malcolm informs Sharan that Andorian women prefer a human antenna.

Sharan slips The Blob onto Enterprise.

Watch Enterprise next season as we begin "The Andorian War".
(You were expecting a Romulan war? Andorians are better than Romulans. )

 

[star]

SHRAN: You'd BEST get up outta my grill, Pink Skin.

And recognize.

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: OWWWW! Even Vulcan Sculptures hate me!

 

[Kirby]

Shran: Wait, when do I jump out and sing happy birthday? These pink skin customs are so confusing.

Archer: Seriously, this is a nice blanket. Do the Vulcans order from Land's End?

Shran: Well yes, I do have blue balls? Why do you ask?
Reed: *snicker*

 

[Alrik]

Reed: "Why so blue?"

Shran: "Bad day, nuff said."

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN: Why the long face, Pink Skin?

Someone make fun of your sissy accent again?