Ablative_Oberth
Lieutenant Commander
Yes, I could pay someone to do it. Yes I could look it up... or I could ask actual people for help. 
Here is what I want to do: I have a forum for a specific segment of the manufacturing industry on a "advertisement powered forum" site, it's time for me to make a real website that I can eventually put a real forum on.
What I want to do is register "blahblahblah.com" where "blah" is a placeholder... then I need somewhere to host this site, at the very minimum I need to put up a "Under Construction" page.
Where do I begin? And most importantly, I'm looking for informed opinions on the various services... such as "stay away from "Blarg International" or whatever.
Thanks for your help!

Here is what I want to do: I have a forum for a specific segment of the manufacturing industry on a "advertisement powered forum" site, it's time for me to make a real website that I can eventually put a real forum on.
What I want to do is register "blahblahblah.com" where "blah" is a placeholder... then I need somewhere to host this site, at the very minimum I need to put up a "Under Construction" page.
Where do I begin? And most importantly, I'm looking for informed opinions on the various services... such as "stay away from "Blarg International" or whatever.
Thanks for your help!