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Peter Johnson Wang (The Guy's Thread)

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I disagree. That looks fucking awesome. The savory and the sweet. ;)

Indeed. Makes me hungry just looking at it...
 
I'm pretty sure I sampled something like this on a show I worked on a few years ago. My supervising producer showed up one day with a new caterer and he had all kinds of neat samplings of unusually combined foods. As I recall, chocolate covered bacon was actually not all that bad.

In terms of construction, landscaping, and other 'manly' activities, as landlord/manager for the condo my parents own out here, I'm usually down there whenever something requires repair or replacement attention, but along the way (real estate has been the family business since before I was born) I've picked up plenty of excellent skills ... but sadly, not many photos of me engaged in said activities. About all I've got are a couple of before and after pics of work I did at two of our houses:

My brothers and I took this side of the house/yard, which before looked like this:

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...and turned it in to (over the course of about a month), afterward, this:

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The brick wall on the right now ends and there's a small water fountain as part of it, and we have some cast-iron patio furniture (table and chairs) on the new patio, along with a charcoal grill further back... but it's more or less stayed the same since we completed it back in 2006.

I've got another set of pics for a back patio I did by myself ... but I need to track them down.
 
Fired various shotguns and rifles; had to shoot an injured kangaroo once. And there are few who disgust me more in this world than those who treat firearms as an extension of their penis.

On other matters: I have considerable back hair - in addition to that in all the other customary places - which I've been informed is almost universally considered unattractive. No chance of my addressing it given that I can't even see it to be bothered by it myself. In the unlikely event that I were to find myself in a relationship I'd be amenable to having it removed, but I'm certainly not going to do it in advance. Y'all can fuck right off. :lol:
 
Eww... don't you get extra sweaty in the summer? Or is it not really thick?

I likes my body hair. Distinguished on the chest, only a small bit on the shoulders and nice puft above the wang.
 
BTW, do I have to hand my Man-Card back because I don't get the Peter Johnson Wang portion of the thread title? :(
 
Eww... don't you get extra sweaty in the summer? Or is it not really thick?

It's not thick, just expansive. Same everywhere else.

I do sweat a lot; that's more a side-effect of my long-term exposure to SSRI/SNRIs than anything else though. I'm rather fitter at the moment than I have been the last few summers, so I'm curious as to whether that'll make a discernible difference. I suspect it won't. :lol:
 
Eww... don't you get extra sweaty in the summer? Or is it not really thick?

It's not thick, just expansive. Same everywhere else.

I do sweat a lot; that's more a side-effect of my long-term exposure to SSRI/SNRIs than anything else though. I'm rather fitter at the moment than I have been the last few summers, so I'm curious as to whether that'll make a discernible difference. I suspect it won't. :lol:

Okay. I've seen some guys with some thick and expansive coats.
 
Funny, I figured that at some point a competition would start in this thread, but never thought it would be shameless and a new guy in a perv off. :lol:


Any of you guys ended up in a bad spot because of a need to challenge/accept a challenge with other guys? As a kid I ended up falling into the exposed leaching field of an apartment sewer because we were all challenging each other about who could walk the edge the farthest before we fell off. That was not a fun day at all for me. :lol:
 
Chocolate covered bacon - tried it for the first time earlier this summer. Wasn't impressed.

I'm told that higher quality bacon and higher quality chocolate would have increased my enjoyment. I had high expectations. Those are two of my favorite foods right there. They seem to go perfect together!
 
I went clay pigeon shooting last year, the gun was some Browning thing, the guy who owned it was enthusing about it. I don't really know anything about guns. Was good fun though.
 
I own many pellet guns, swords, knives, daggers, an axe and recently bought myself a new long/recurve bow. Does any of that count?
 
I don't think you have to worry about someone mistaking a long hard piece of steel for your penis. ;)
 
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