Beverly: "Well, I wanted a puppy but this was all they had left."
TNG Caption This #175: You Will Be Assimiliated
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Beverly: "Well, I wanted a puppy but this was all they had left."
Worf: "Should we shoot them?"
Riker: "No Fi!"
Data: You know Spies, bunch of Bitchy Little Girls!
Picard: (over comm) Someone needs your help Michael.
Riker: "Put the phaser down, Worf. They're not Swedish."
Worf: "Borg sounds Swedish. I hate the Swedes, they gave the universe Volvos. Let me shoot just one..."
Riker: "Captain, seducing them doesn't seem to work. Permission to try force."
Picard: "Give it anothah half hour, Numbah One!"
Picard: "Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony. And so, we are gathered here today..."
Borg: "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
Data: "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Borg: "Does not compute. VXD Error 567283XXD"
Locutus: "Riker's potential options are limited. Separating the Saucer Section, antimatter spreads, commando raids launched from cloaked shuttlecraft. All easily countered. The ship's main computer is the main impediment to assimilation. Assuming that the security protocols have been changed according to regulations, breaking the new codes and lowering the Vista firewall will take..."
Borg: "Wait. Did you say Vista?"
Locutus: "Correct, the main computer runs Windows Vista as the primary operating..."
Borg: "Bugger that. Let's go back to the Delta Quadrant. Assimilate some Talaxians."
"And THIS is how a handjob is done!"
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Riker: SIR!!!! ... HELP!!!!
Picard: *Borg ... borg ... I dunno ... I'm thinking Super Strong Hose Monster.
Riker dies.
Picard: Yeaaaa. Super Strong Hose Monster.
Queen: Resistance is fut....
Locutus: Yada yada. Can't you say ANYTHING original? How about "you can resist, and you'll suck at it for like half an hour, but then you'll find some superweapon no one's ever heard about and we'll say 'ZOMG!' and you'll say 'SUCK IT BORGY' and we'll say 'Wait until next time when we'll be even weaker than before but you'll still think we're invincible' and you'll be like ... 'yea' and...
Queen: ... OMG! WILL YOU STFU!?
Beverly: Say it, Hugh...
Hugh: All right. Captain, I was the one who put Icy Hot in your Starfleet uniform.
Borg: Hello, Commander. I'm here to talk to you about Amway, and...
Riker: ENOUGH!!!
Locutus: Why did I switch to CollectiveTV? I can't get ESPN with this thing!
Riker: Don't shoot, Worf. That was only the piano player.
Borg (in background): Somebody get me out of this scuba gear, PLEASE?
Data: Who's frying baloney?
Worf: "Should we shoot them?"
Riker: "No Fi!"
Data: You know Spies, bunch of Bitchy Little Girls!
Picard: (over comm) Someone needs your help Michael.
RIKER: Forget vulcans. Human nerve pinch, bitch!
LOCUTUS: Ugh. 99,99999 channels and nothing's on.
Oh star trek! Ooh! this is a good one
Wax on. Wax off. Wax on. Wax..... Worf are you asleep again?
Drone: You're leading again!
Hugh: I don't think this is the set for Seaquest DSV.
Data: Cough! I must remember to ask to Geordi to seal up my rear exhaust hatch.
Locutus: I still say we open a time vortex to 1990 and change earth's history so this was recorded on film and easily transferable to widescreen blu rayquality in the future.
Cmdr. Riker: "Wait, is that the new I-Phaser? How do you rate a new I-Phaser before I do?!"
Lt. Worf: "Believe me sir, it's not all it's made out to be. If I don't hold it in exactly the right way, it won't fire."
That was great. If that doesn't win, I'll be sorely disappointed
Riker poses with "Sleeping Action Worf at the Starfleet Wax Museum
A Friendly Borg helps Riker to calm down from a bad case of the shakes.
Picard - "YOUR NEW HUSBAND?!"
Data - "Ahhhhhhhhh, thank God they made me fully functional"
Borg guy - "This TV show is pretty good. What was it called again? Star Wars or something?"
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