Security question

[Pauln6]

You mean her multifunctional security helmet, with the hidden garrotte, battleaxe and photon mortar?

Timo Saloniemi

Yeah, that's what I said didn't I? And where else is she going to store all those food cubes?

 

[Mr Silver]

And where else is she going to store all those food cubes?

The Food Cubes, I always assumed they were urinal cakes, after all we've never actually seen anyone eat them, sure the camera pans away to give the impression, but no one has actually been seen putting one into his or her mouth

 

[T'Girl]

imagine what she could do to a man who dissed her beehive!

That wasn't her hairdo, that's where her species keep their tentacles.

If you ever seen any Hentai cartoons, Janice's beehive suddenly makes so much more sense.

 

[Timo]

I think I'll have to consult a few. I mean, I appear to have some sort of a 180 degree misconception about where the tentacles go.

The issue of where Rand would keep her coffee-heating phaser, if not in her beehive, is an interesting one. How simple or complex is it for the Captain's Yeoman to access the sidearms necessary for this purported transforming into his bodyguard?

Timo Saloniemi

 

[Toban Kal]

The Food Cubes, I always assumed they were urinal cakes, after all we've never actually seen anyone eat them, sure the camera pans away to give the impression, but no one has actually been seen putting one into his or her mouth

I saw kirk eat them a few times.
Like in the episode with the salt vampire, the M-113 creature, he eat some while talking to McCoy.

 

[Mr Silver]

How simple or complex is it for the Captain's Yeoman to access the sidearms necessary for this purported transforming into his bodyguard?

I would imagine during alert status, firearms were issued optionally or mandatory (depending on the circumstance), just in case, after all were they not running out of power and in direct confrontation with an apparent hostile ship?

 

[Lonemagpie]

Oddly enough, I just got commissioned earlier in the week to write a feature for the Star Trek Magazine on this very subject... So stay tuned.

 

[Mr Silver]

Oddly enough, I just got commissioned earlier in the week to write a feature for the Star Trek Magazine on this very subject... So stay tuned.

Look forward to it!

Will it be about the "Redshirts" from TOS or Security all throughout the show?

 

[Lonemagpie]

Oddly enough, I just got commissioned earlier in the week to write a feature for the Star Trek Magazine on this very subject... So stay tuned.

Look forward to it!

Will it be about the "Redshirts" from TOS or Security all throughout the show?

Throughout the franchise.

 

[Mike Farley]

Let's just say the average security officer on a starship updates his/her/its Facebook status WAY too much.

Ensign Jones is sitting at the deck 4 security desk.,..again. -sd 1265.65
Ensign Jones likes Space Hippy Music -sd1265.67
Ensign Jones is now friends with Charlie Evens -sd 1265.71
Ensign Jones is still waiting for something...anything to happen -sd 1265.74
Ensign Jones thinks Spock should STFU! LOL! J/K! -sd1265.77

 

[scotpens]

imagine what she could do to a man who dissed her beehive!

That wasn't her hairdo, that's where her species keep their tentacles.

I always figured she kept a spare head in there.