Twisted Endings to TNG Episodes (be creative)

[MeanJoePhaser]

The Drumhead.

After Picard's talk with Worf, Worf leaves the conference room and then Picard sits down and contacts the Borg "This is Locutus of Borg..."

 

[Alrik]

MACET
If you believed the transport ship
carried weapons, why didn't you
board it as Maxwell requested?

PICARD
I was here to protect the peace,
a peace I firmly believe is in
the interests of both our peoples.
But if I had attempted to board
that ship... I am quite certain
that you and I would not be
sitting here now. And that ships
on both sides would be arming for
war.

MACET
Captain, I assure you...

PICARD
(interrupting)
Take a message to your leaders,
Gul Macet. We know. We'll be
watching. We'll be ready.

(Macet leaves the room)

PICARD
Merde. Enough is enough.
(taps Comm Badge)
Mr Worf. See to it Macet has a
transporter accident and
prepare to board the
transport ship.

 

[flandry84]

Tasha:"Data,when you said you were 'fully functional'just how fully did you mean,y'see....I'm late!"

 

[Mojochi]

Ha ha ha!!

That's awesome.

Thanks

 

[EnsignRicky]

After seven nail biting seasons, BP finally caps Armus.

 

[omegadir]

The Pegasus - The whole episode is actually a holodeck simulation that Seven of Nine is running on Voyager in order to learn more about humanity by studying life on board the Enterprise D. Curiously, she runs into Riker during the simulation who is running his own simulation...

 

[Finn]

The Neutral Zone

The Romulan commander says they wanted to find out if there was really a Kathryn Janeway in Starfleet before saying they were back.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

The Pegasus - The whole episode is actually a holodeck simulation that Seven of Nine is running on Voyager in order to learn more about humanity by studying life on board the Enterprise D. Curiously, she runs into Riker during the simulation who is running his own simulation...

Also it's a hallucination of Captain Christopher Pike created by Talosians

 

[RegFan]

Cause and Effect - The Enterprise has been in the temporal causality loop for centuries.
The Best of Both Worlds, Part 2 - Locutus assimilates the entire crew.

 

[Captain Ice]

Hollow Pursuits - When it's discovered that Reg Barclay is interacting with simulated versions of the other charachters from the show, he starts a new simulation wherein he is a crazy member of a paramilitary organization that is on the run from the law because they've been framed for a crime they did not commit.

 

[DonIago]

Hollow Pursuits (alternate) - After saving the ship, Barclay has Riker brought up on charges for violating his privacy by entering his simulation without permission. Riker is sentenced to ten years of holodeck "maintenance". Barclay becomes a renowned crusader for privacy rights.

 

[Alrik]

Hollow Pursuits - When it's discovered that Reg Barclay is interacting with simulated versions of the other charachters from the show, he starts a new simulation wherein he is a crazy member of a paramilitary organization that is on the run from the law because they've been framed for a crime they did not commit.

I LOVE it!

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Rascals

As Picard, Guinan and Keiko are returned to their adult forms by the transporter.

Dr. Crusher: "It must've been difficult being married to a child."

O'Brien: "Yeah, but once I got used to it, the sex was fantastic."

Dr. Crusher is taken back and slowly backs out of the room.

Keiko returned to her normal age, steps off the transporter pad, hugs and kisses O'Brien.

Keiko: "It'll be so wonderful that we can be intimate again. Hey, where'd Beverly go?"

O'Brien: "Guess she was feeling a little sick. Haw!"

 

[Mr Silver]

Clues: After the 47th failed attempt at erasing all knowledge of "The Paxans" Data lights up a Cigar, pushes Picard off the Captain's Chair, sits back and turns to the camera

Data: "Tell you what, next time i'll just fucking say it was a full day you were out for, geez talk about screwing up your own masterplan"

 

[Finn]

The Host

Beverly's eyes glow just before the closing credits.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Samaritan snare

Picard walks onto the bridge, everyone claps.
Picard grabs his chest in pain, falling to the floor.
Everyone continues clapping. Picard dies from a artificial heart malfunction.

Credits

 

[CaptainStoner]

Journey's End

Wesley & The Traveler, each wearing speedos, are seen flying through a bright and sparkly tunnel that leads to a giant fudge factory populated by gnomes and unicorns.

Credits