Facts About Captain Robau

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau loves it when a plan comes together.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Robau ain't got time for yo' jibba jabba!!

 

[Aragorn]

After the smoke monster scanned Robau, Smokey decided he wasn't living life right, became friends with the Oceanic survivors, apologized to Jacob and became a pacifist.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau ain't got time for yo' jibba jabba!!

Robau pities the foo'.

 

[Cyke101]

When Robau gets Howlin' Mad, kiss your Face goodbye. Cuz he's Bad Ass.

 

[ITL]

Robau put his left leg in.
Robau took his left leg out.
Robau put his left leg in.
Robau took his left leg out.
Robau put his left leg in.
Robau took his left leg out.

And then he shook it all about.

 

[Rush Limborg]

When Robau gets Howlin' Mad, kiss your Face goodbye. Cuz he's Bad Ass.

And he left General Hannibal in the dust at the battle of Carthage....

 

[Cyke101]

Robau put his left leg in.
Robau took his left leg out.
Robau put his left leg in.
Robau took his left leg out.
Robau put his left leg in.
Robau took his left leg out.

And then he shook it all about.

And what he put his leg in and took out was the ass of the Romulan Star Empire. Repeatedly.

When Robau gets Howlin' Mad, kiss your Face goodbye. Cuz he's Bad Ass.

And he leaved General Hannibal in the dust at the battle of Carthage....

Yeah, see, that was a bit of a stretch

 

[Rush Limborg]

Hmm...how about:

When Robau gets Howlin' Mad, kiss your Face goodbye. Cuz he's more Bad Ass than General Hannibal of Carthage!

 

[Rush Limborg]

Here's another from my kid brother, Rex Limborg:

"Even dogs dig Robau."

 

[Sarita]

Faran Tahir has been immortalized and will appear at Trek conventions forever.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Has he ever done a con IRL?

 

[Cyke101]

Hmm...how about:

When Robau gets Howlin' Mad, kiss your Face goodbye. Cuz he's more Bad Ass than General Hannibal of Carthage!

Oh, all right. You get a pass:

B for originality
A for effort

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau doesn't leave a paper trail, even when he's leaving a paper trail.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Robau doesn't leave a carbon footprint behind.

He leaves behind a dead world.

 

[Wynterhawk]

Last night Robau went for a walk. The whole world got out of his way.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau is the Sixth Element.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Re: What's so great about the TMP refit?

The Fifth Element spoke perfect English and was totally lucid and articulate until she spent a night with Robau. He broke her brain.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau is supergreen.