My reactions to all of them:
300 2 - Feh.
Alien 5 - Double feh.
Anchorman 2 - I believe in the months since this article was written (in January) Ferrel and others are pretty much on record that this movie is pretty much not going to happen. Not sure I care either way, I only found the first one mildly humorous enough to watch once.
Avatar 2 - Pretty much a given considering how much the first one made (approximately 30 gazillion quatloos) and, personally, I think I could see it being this generation's Star Wars, supposing Cameron bulls off a much better, ESB-quality, second act out of his hat.
Big Momma's House 3 - :facepalm: What the fuck?! Seriously?!
The Blair Witch Project 3 - Ignoring the second one is a good idea. I actualy liked the first one and find it to be a decent, chilling, movie. If it can go back to those roots (with a script this time rather than the actors being told just to run around and say "fuck" a lot) it could be pretty good.
Bloodsport 2 - Feh, whatever.
Bourne 4 - Feh. The first one was good, the others I found to be crap.
Bruce Vs Frankenstein - The who and the what now?
Cars 2 - Something else we've known about for some time and expected given the marketablilty the first one had,
The Chronicles Of Riddick - If it's anything other than DTV it'll be a waste of money to see it. Where the other ones even all that good? (The answer is no.)
Cloverfield 2 - Rumored for a while, if "done right" it could be interesting.
Crank 3D - Of course it'd be in 3D! I mean, why not?!
Dark Knight Sequel/Batman 3 - Fully expected given the popularity -and awesomeness- of the second one. But, please can we tell what's his nut to dial the voice back a couple dozen notches?
The Departed 2 - Whatever
District 9("10") - Somewhat expected, I suppose. D9 was a decent movie, a follow will be good.
The Expendables 2 - Whatever
Fast & Furious 5 - If Vin and Walker are in it, I'll see it.
Friday The 13th Part II - :facepalm:
Get Smart 2 - I'd see it, but it needs a bit sharper writing. But Carrell is perfect cast as Maxwell Smart.
Ghostbusters 3 - No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. And, oh, NO! Not only will it not be done right (2 was crap enough as it is) but the
prima dona stick up Murray's ass will ruin it alone. So, No.
Ghost Rider 2 - Whatever, movie makers.
G.I. Joe 2 - The first one was... watchable... I guess. I'd probably see this.
Good Shepherd 2 - Don't care.
Gremlins 3D - :facepalm: Enough with the 3D movie guys. Geeze. And, oh, it's just
so origiinal to have the third movie be in 3D!
Hairspray 2 - I actually liked the first one, see no need for a second.
Hancock 2 - I guess somewhat expected but Smith doesn't have a good history with sequels, or even with
doing them. And, really, I felt the first one fell off the rails pretty quickly and dived into WTF territory.
The Hangover 2 - Bring it on. The first was
hillarious with a fantastic cast.
Happy Feet 2 - Feature it with the animals getting oil cleaned off themselves, then it might be interesting.
High School Musical 4: East Meets West -
I Am Legend - Yes, because a sequel is just so obvious! I mean, yeah....
ID4-Ever - Way past due, and way past care. But... will it be in 3D?!
Indiana Jones 5 - Because Lucas has raped his own past accomplishments enough. Let's ruin Indy some more!
Iron Man 3 - Expected, and welcomed. The next one needs to be coherent, however, and have a vilain who isn't just another guy in a super-suit.
Journey To The Center Of The Earth 3D 2 - :beats head on wall:
Jurassic Park 4 - Ugh. Just let this horse die! I mean, the others weren't terrible enough? Recapture the majesty and magic of the first and you'd have something. But another two hours of people just running from, and getting eaten by, CGI dinosaurs? Pass. Eh, fuck it, I'd end up seeing it anyway.
Kick-Ass 2 - Expected and welcomed. More Hit Girl!
Kill Bill Vol 3 - Not a big fan of this series, or Tarintino, so don't care.
Kung Fu Panda 2 - Don't care.
Lemony Snicket 2 - Care even less.
Madagascar 3 - Even less so.
Mad Max 4 - Hmmmm. Done right it could be awesome.
Mamma Mia! 2 -
Men In Black 3 - Sigh, if ever a movie series need a reboot or a reinvention. I mean, the first one is good, the next one comes out, like, five years later and it was... Not good. So, now what? Reboot the damn thing and bring some darkness and mysterty to it. Let's see what the MiB "really" are supposed to be like!
Midnight Run 2 - Blah
Mission: Impossible 4 - How much longer until Cruise will likely die? Can we reboot this movie series yet? Can we make it about the team and the espionage? Can we have a deep, complex, and engaging plot like the first one? Can we have less masks ex machnias like the endless ones in the second movie? Can we keep it away from John Woo?
Monsters Inc 2 - One of my more favorite Pixar movies, I don't think a sequel is needed or will do any justice.
National Lampoon’s Vacation 2 - Don't care.
National Treasure 3 - I'd see it.
Night At The Museum 3 - Whatever.
Paranormal Activity 2- Could be interesting.
The Phantom 2 - Whatever.
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - A movie series that should've ended with the first one.
Saw VII - Can someone kill
this movie series?
Scary Movie 5 - This one too?
Scream 4 - Oh! And this one!
Silent Hill 2 - Don't care.
Sin City 2 - Don't care.
Star Trek 2 - Expected and welcomed.
The Strangers 2 - Who and the what now?
Super Troopers 2 - Awesome.
Taken 2 - First one was good, see no need for another. Whatever, Hollywood.
The Thing - Done right, could be good. It likely won't be done right.
Transformers 3 - Great, just what I need. More seizures.
Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Expected, and considering what happens in the book, though I'm not sure if it'd happen in this movie or the next, it could be
very interesting to watch to see how they pull it off.
Twister 2 - Could see this working, really. Effects have come a long way in the last 10-15 years so it could be interesting.
Underworld 4 - Whatever.
A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas - :facepalm:
Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2 - :double facepalm:
X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2 - As if they didn't fuck the character up enough the first time around.
XXx: The Return Of Xander Cage - With VD coming back, I'd see this.
Zombieland 2 - Awesome, I'd go see it.
Zoolander 2 - No, just, no.
Others: Don't care, except...
White Chicks 2 - ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
What. The. Fuck?!
No, seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!
Someone tell the Wayans they aren't funny, please? And please find the people who
do find them funny and kill them.