Star Trek XI Caption Contest #15: Demands and Commands

[M'Sharak]

AYEL: My captain has brought us here from the 24th century. He wishes to know where he can find... I believe
they are called... "unicorn balls"?
ROBAU: Seattle, pointy-ears, but you are too late: they were outlawed long ago as a coronary health hazard.
Ha ha! You have come to the wrong damn century!
AYEL: My captain says you are so going down.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

AYEL: My captain has brought us here from the 24th century. He wishes to know where he can find... I believe
they are called... "unicorn balls"?
ROBAU: Seattle, pointy-ears, but you are too late: they were outlawed long ago as a coronary health hazard.
Ha ha! You have come to the wrong damn century!
AYEL: My captain says you are so going down.

Sulu (offscreen): Oh my!

 

[Aragorn]

Robau is not pleased with the low quality of HDTVs being hawked by Hikaru Sulu.

 

[M'Sharak]

Alternate final line:

AYEL: My captain has brought us here from the 24th century. He wishes to know where he can find... I believe
they are called... "unicorn balls"?
ROBAU: Seattle, pointy-ears, but you are too late: they were outlawed long ago as a coronary health hazard.
Ha ha! You have come to the wrong damn century!

AYEL: My captain says you will come aboard our ship via shuttlecraft at once. He has a...
(smiles) "coronary health hazard" of his own he would like to discuss with you.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Ayel: "Perhaps I could interest you in an opportunity with Amway."

Robau: "Fire all phasers."

 

[LeadHead]

Robau: I am Robau, we will destroy you!

Computer:Warning! Warp Core Breach in Progress!

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Robau: Did you say "Crank-whore"?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

IN A.D. 2259... WAR WAS BEGINNING

Redshirt: What happen?
McCoy: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Chekov: We get signal!
Sulu: Main screen turn on.

Robau: It's you!
Ayel: How are you gentlemen. All your Kelvin are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Nice scalp.

AYEL: I learned how to maintain it from reading old historical records about YOU.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: You don't have insurance?

Kick his ass outta here, Nurse.


Ingrate.

CHEKOV: Sensors are detecting something fey and swishy on the bridge!

SULU: That'd be me...sorry about that. Might wanna recalibrate those things.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: What were Kirk's orders? "If you have a shot take it" or something?

CHEKOV: I think it was "Get the hell out of here"

SULU: Works for me! PUNCH IT!

 

[Skywalker]

Sulu: "Chekov, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Chekov: "I think so, Sulu, but this time, you vear the tutu."
Sulu: "Wh...what? I was talking about the two of us having a little party with those three babes standing behind us."
Chekov: "So vas I!"

 

[LeadHead]

Audience: So does nobody have hair in the reboot?

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Someone please tell the window washer to get his dumb ass in here.

We're about to go to warp!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ROBAU: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the baddest badass of all?

 

[cooleddie74]

AYEL: By the way...nice ship.

It'll be a shame to blow it to a zillion pieces.

ROBAU: I feel the same about you.

 

[alte]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #15: Demands for White Castle

KUMAR: "Dude...are we still like, searching Uranus for Kilingons?"

HAROLD: "DUDE! I THINK WE'RE STUCK IN REVERSE!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #15: Demands for White Castle

KUMAR: "Dude...are we still like, searching Uranus for Kilingons?"

HAROLD: "DUDE! I THINK WE'RE STUCK IN REVERSE!"

I think we found at least ONE of our winners...

 

[alte]

 

[Bishop76]

Robau: Did you say "Crank-whore"?