Technology just pushed me too far

Motherf&$#ing laptop! Kept acting goofier & goofier.

Utilities said there was nothing wrong.

Just kept trying me and I finally snapped.



Who's next? Desktop, I'm looking at you! You had to have a new motherboard a couple weeks ago, and you're still pissing me off.

You could be next

 

/backs away slowly...

 

Oh, the horror...

 

I see no evidence of the use of explosives. Rookie.

 

You did what many people have dreamed of doing.

 

<respectful silence>

Have you considered working for Dell Warranty? You've got just the right touch.

<respectful silence>

 

To be honest, it was well out of warranty.

God damn computers. Explosives would've definitely taken out the desktop too, would have saved some time though.

 

I'm amazed Sarek of Vulcan didn't offer to come and tidy it up for you.

 

cognitive dissonance in action

 

Well, this was wasteful. You could've sold it for parts on eBay!

 

Seriously. At least take it outside to a crowded intersection and beat it with a bat.

Sarek will like this; my last Dell I took outside, put on some thick boots and curb-stomped it.

 

That is fantastic. You should work for Dell Warranty Division as well. The use of thick boots would put you well ahead of the competition.

 

Well, I believe in having good foot protection.

 

The thing is, a berserk rage generally doesn't include a "planning stage".

And you'd think 40 generations removed from Danish vikings would be enough.

 

Were you possibly listening to Still by the Ghetto Boys at the time?

 

i tried doing that with my backup laptop. didnt work. Panasonic Toughbook FTW!

now when that's over i'd like to have a silent minute for that dell... may it rest in peace.

 

It's resting in pieces.

 

You did number the pieces so you can put it back together yes?

 

good point :-)

 

Uncontrolled rage...


I LIKE IT!!



A reason I prefer desktops is the ease of repair... and less frustration..