Why am I paying men for me to take my clothes off?

[K'Ehleyr]

It has just occured to me that it should be the other way around surely?
Whilst trying to find a cure for my back I have seen a chiropractor and a sports therapist. Both times dressed just in my knickers ~ well actually I did have one of those lovely gowns that is totally open down the back for the chrio.
I'm £70 out of pocket and still in pain! And recovering from the fact that I've been very nearly naked in front of 2 strangers ~ one far more stranger than the other.
So what have you done, when with hindsight, you thought WHY did I do that?

 

[greenguy]

Hahaha, knickers!

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Go fish!

 

[flandry84]

Well,I once masqueraded as a chiropractor....

 

[Caliburn24]

I once ordered the hottest sauce on the menu at Buffalo Wild Wings, and smothered my chicken wings with it.

It

Was

A

Bad

Decision.

 

[John Picard]

Heck, let me meet up with you and I won't charge you a dime!

 

[K'Ehleyr]

^I'm gonna take you up on that ~ I've had enough wine to find you interesting

 

[John Picard]

^I'm gonna take you up on that ~ I've had enough wine to find you interesting

Sah-WEET!

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Well,I once masqueraded as a chiropractor....

Don't make me laugh ~ it hurts

 

[K'Ehleyr]

^I'm gonna take you up on that ~ I've had enough wine to find you interesting

Sah-WEET!

Let me take another pink pill first...
Oh HAPPY DAY ~ whilst rumaging in my bag for pink pills found 10 ciggies I'd forgotten I'd bought
Life is looking better!

So JP ~ chat away...

 

[MANT!]

I've impersonated a sports therapist a few times..
"Now, I've a very 'special therapy' in mind for you.."

Ohh and I can give a mean backrub... but only if you're in your "knickers"..

 

[RJDiogenes]

I used to go for a massage once a month. This required me to get completely naked and be rubbed all over by an attractive young lady. The only downside that I can think of is that she was a Lesbian.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

I've impersonated a sports therapist a few times..
"Now, I've a very 'special therapy' in mind for you.."

Ohh and I can give a mean backrub... but only if you're in your "knickers"..

What is so amusing about the word "knickers"?

I used to go for a massage once a month. This required me to get completely naked and be rubbed all over by an attractive young lady. The only downside that I can think of is that she was a Lesbian.

I am not saying a word!

 

[RJDiogenes]

And I was so looking forward to your response.

 

[Trekker4747]

I had a messed up back one day so in desperation to get it loosened up I got a massage. The closest massage parlor I went to could get me in right away but all they had available was a male massuse. It was an interesting experience.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

And I was so looking forward to your response.

That's why I didn't make one

I had a messed up back one day so in desperation to get it loosened up I got a massage. The closest massage parlor I went to could get me in right away but all they had available was a male massuse. It was an interesting experience.

Seriously ~ what would you have preferred?
And did the guy do a good job?

 

[Trekker4747]

Seriously ~ what would you have preferred?

If someone is going to be oiling my body and rubbing me down for an hour I'd like it to be a woman.

And did the guy do a good job?

Eh, he did OK.

 

[DeafPoet]

Seriously ~ what would you have preferred?

If someone is going to be oiling my body and rubbing me down for an hour I'd like to be a woman.

And did the guy do a good job?

Eh, he did OK.

Did it move?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

What is so amusing about the word "knickers"?

It's just a funny word.

And it got one of my favorite country songs - "Do You Remember These?" by the Statler Brothers - banned by the BBC. The reason is that the song has a line that goes "Movie stars on Dixie Cup tops, and knickers to your knees". (In the USA, the word 'knickers' means men's trousers, not women's underwear as in the UK)

all they had available was a male massuse.

That would be a 'masseur'....

 

[MANT!]

knickers in USA..

And you know knickers in the UK...