TOS Caption Contest #176: LOST in Translation
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Companion: And in 31 years, Captain Kirk will act like Ferris Bueller.
Companion: I predict that in 27 years Zephram Cochrane will look like James Cromwell.
Spock: Fascinating. Tell me more.
Companion: And you will look like Zachary Quinto in 31 years.
Spock: Okay, now I know you're full of it.
^ score!!!! 
McCOY: TOLD ya my orgasms get loud and violent.
COMPANION: Take a holoportrait, ya pointy-eared freak.
It'll last longer.
KIRK: Wow.
We DID drink a lot last night, huh??
McCOY: Why in blazes does my ass hurt?
These better not be Lost spoilers, the wife and I have plans to do the whole series via Netflix streaming sometime soon.
There.
Now Jim won't be the only one in this episode with a torn shirt.
Spock: "Fascinating! It appears to be a giant, gaseous, interstellar traffic cone! And I believe this means we'll have to park the shuttlecraft somewhere else."
Spock wasn't just high.
He was BAKED.
McCoy: "That's right, it was an emergency breast exam. She momentarily thought about a lump, and on this planet you can't be too careful!"
McCOY: If that impressed ya, you should see what my HANDS can do!!
Obi-Wan's spirit kept trying to communicate with Spock...to warn him...
but the Vulcan just kept trying to poke and touch him.
Shouldn't be and I'll be sure to have the mods rap on the knuckles of anyone who does.
Companion: "Wait a minute, the Man makes me pull on his finger all the time and...why that sick pervert!"
Spock: "It's ... afraid. Of Bill's singing.
Hahahahahaha...
Damn. And mine."
Bones had warned him.
Don't drop the brown Risan acid.
Not only are you completely free of breast cancer...but you also have three oversized nipples.
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