SPOCK PRIME: Hello.
I am Spock.
I look after the Jellyfish while the Master is away.
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #14: Wee Problems
- Thread starter Rat Boy
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SPOCK PRIME: Hello.
I am Spock.
I look after the Jellyfish while the Master is away.
I just cleared Level 47 of Call of Duty XL!!!
SPOCK: This thing BETTER have a working toilet!!!
Can someone scratch the middle of me back?
Damn bloody itch is making me all SQUINCHY back there!!
Scotty: All this technology and not one bloody donut on the entire ship!
Shall I start screamin' incoherent technobabble NOW, Captain...or bloody wait a lil while longer?
NERO: You forgot your funny targ poo.
SPOCK PRIME: WHAT...funny targ poo?
Spock: I'm sorry to bother you at a time like this. I would have come earlier, but Romulus wasn't dead then.
Nero: It's your fault Romulus was destroyed!
Spock: Ummmm... I'm sorry I didn't save your planet in time, but I didn't singlehandedly destroy your planet. Also if the star was close enough to Romulus to destroy it, shouldn't your scientists have been watching it for at least 2 hundred years now?
Nero: It's all your fault!
Spock: And if you had dedicated more time and resources to the stellar sciences instead of cloaking devices, maybe-
Nero: Shut up!
New Scotty: Ha! I've never beamed 3 people from 2 targets onto 1 pad before!
Original Scotty: Why didn't I ever get to do that?!
I always thought Pegg was miscast as Scotty, but this pic really shows they may have gotten it right.
OLD SCOTTY: There you go lad, now you won't have to eject the warp cores.
SCOTTY: This ship is crawling with old Scotsmen!!!!!!
SCOTTY PRIME: What have ye bloody done to me transporter room, lad?!
PEGG SCOTTY:I kicked it up a notch!
BAM!!
SPOCK PRIME: If this is about the bag of white powder under the pilot's seat...it's not mine.
"This Kirk kid just doesn't get it. Maybe I'll have better luck with young Skywalker..."
Warp.
Or warp not.
There is no "try."
SCOTTY: Bloody TOLD ye lads he was high on the pipe, didn't I?
