Movie Caption Contest #144: You Want More Klingons? You Got 'Em.

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Klingon Ambassador: "Don't lie to me. I know you were in Big Trouble in Little China!"

McCoy: "Hey Jim, is it just me, or is this translator broken?"
Kirk: "You keep hearing Edelweiss over and over, too?"

Picard: "Bless you Mr Worf, now be a good Klingon, get a bucket and mop, and clean all that snot off the console."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Shatner: "You know, Dee, I was just thinking...you could put up a half-assed solar system graphic around this rinky-dink platform we're standing on and have a pretty bitchin' Stellar Cartography set!"

 

[Trekker4747]

Romulan: Christ. Who decorated this place a Pottery Barn?

Kirk: Can you hear me now?

Picard: Ok... that's something I could've lived the rest of life without seeing. Can I get you a tissue, Commander?

 

[Santa Kang]

PICARD (singing): And I've got faith of the heart!!!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Ambassador Kamarag: "A stuffed Romulan?!! What were you THINKING?!!!"

President Ra-ghoratreii: "There was a discount at the giftstore. It's all I could afford in this economy. If you don't like it, I'll have it"

Kamarag: "Your invite to the party stands on a knife's edge, Mr. President!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

To the ambassador's outrage, there was now competition in the hairstyling championship.

Chang: "Kirk's hair; I repeat for the court...Toupee or not toupee, that is the question!"

McCoy: "For god's sake, answer him, Jim!!"

Kirk: "I can't!!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Kamarag: "You're the worst Kahless impersonator I've ever seen!"

Ra-ghoratreii: "I stand by my inclusion of Eyebrows, the wacky Romulan sidekick. I think it adds much needed comedy to the established myth".

Kamarag: "Get out".

 

[Santa Kang]

CHANG: Worf, please inform the defendants that the free tickets to the Stones concert have been awarded, so they can turn off the transistor radios.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

President: “Geez this Klingon ambassador is always upset. He's a little girl in big boy pants."

Chang: “Please don't make his punishment be singing 'The Hills are Alive" ' I've heard him do Rocket Man, he sounds worse than a Targ in heat"

 

[Maurice]

KAMARAG: We would consider any attempt to rescue them with a military operation an act of war!
PRESIDENT: Pretty please with sugar on?
KAMARAG: Fine. We'll release them.

CHANG: This is no fantasy - no careless product of wild imagination. No, my friends. These indictments that I have brought to you today, the specific charges herein against the individuals. Their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of sedition. These... are matters of undeniable fact. I ask you now to pronounce judgement on those accused.
KIRK: You will bow down before me, Chang. I swear it! No matter that it takes an eternity, you will bow down before me! Both you, and then one day, your heirs!
BONES: We are sooooo screwed.

 

[Mistral]

For the first time in his life, Kirk had to use a translator while someone else spoke directly to God.

 

[Candlelight]

Klingon: "Exciting isn't it?!"
President: "What? Just be yourself for shit's sake. Who the hell is Draal anyway?"

"Your wife just died but we kept a locket of her hair on a time-locked safe just in case someone pisses about with the time line. Not that that would happen now would it... Mr President?"

 

[GeorgeKirk]

WORF: "Very well, Captain: 'Go ninja, go ninja GO! Go ninja, go ninja, GO!'-Have you achieved orgasm yet, sir?
PICARD: "Not yet, Mr. Worf! Keep going!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Kurtwood Smith (to himself): Is my charactor blind or not??? Do they not understand i need to know this in order to discover my motivation????

 

[SantaEddie74]

KAMARAG: Why didn't anyone TELL me the window washer's been mooning us the entire time?!!?

 

[SantaEddie74]

KIRK: According to this translator, Bones...

Even on the Klingon homeworld the Bird is considered to be the Word.

McCOY: Saints and ministers...preserve us!!

WORF: Great. We're about to recapture Commander Data...and last night's gagh is coming back to haunt me.


Permission to excuse myself from the cockpit, Captain?

PICARD: Granted...but hurry the bloody hell up.

 

[Candlelight]

"Don't worry Mr President, Kirk and McCoy will be back with us soon enough-"
"It's not that... we live in a time where we can teleport people across vast distances... travel to any time period we wish... communicate with millions of alien species.... and yet... WHY AM I STILL FECKIN' BLIND?!?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Klingon Ambassador: "Now look here, Mr. President! Urp...I mean, listen to me, Mr. President!"
Romulan Ambassador: "Too late. He'll be pouting for at least an hour now."

 

[LeadHead]

KIRK: According to this translator, Bones...

Even on the Klingon homeworld the Bird is considered to be the Word.

McCOY: Saints and ministers...preserve us!!

Kirk: Don't let Peter Griffin Hear about this!

 

[BriGuy]

Klingon Ambassador: "Even I don't know why there's a Romulan in this room!"

Chang: "Your honor, could you please repeat the charges again? Apparently these Federation dogs are so old they've become hard of hearing."