TOS Caption Contest #174: Impaired Judgment

[jep]

Anan 7: "Wait... shouldn't at least one of us have a British accent?"


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[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: THE BIRD, JIM!!!

THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!!

TELL THE DOCTOR!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Don't worry, gentlemen.

Mr. Bond won't be able to escape from the inconveniently simple trap we set for him three rooms down. Our laziest guard will make sure of that.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "THE WOMEN!"

 

[Ssosmcin]

KIRK: "Yeah, that's definitely a pube."

 

[jep]

Spock: "I'm coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!!!!"



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[Isis]

Man on far left: "To continue our great track record as NBC programming executives, I say we should cancel this 'Star Trek.' It will never amount to anything."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "For the last time, my name's not Walter!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY ( off camera) Get a room!!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Settle a bet — are you a radio operator or a linguist?
Uhura: Sure am a linguist. A cunning linguist.

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Yes, Jim, I've seen 'There's Something About Mary,' and I assure you this is Bryl-creem."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Nyota?

UHURA: Not yet...but I soon will be!

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: If I could stand to risk the botulism and almost-certain death, I'd KISS YOU Jim!!!

 

[Ssosmcin]

KIRK (sniffs): "You are so fucking disgusting."

 

[ItsGreen]

"Mirror, Mirror" I'm the awesomeist one of all!

(Who needs Spock!)

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Please, let me me tell you what Dr. King told me...

MCCOY (muttering): Not again!

 

[jep]

Uhura: "I'm sorry, Dr. McCoy, but ever since I got my freak on, Vulcan style, singular penii just doesn't do it for me.



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[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: The walls are melting man! Sooooo pretty!!!!!

KIRK: Dammit Bones! Stop dosing Spock's plomeek with LDS!!!!

 

[Nero's Shadow]

Kirk That,s right spock u get to kiss uhura in JJ,s movie . ?

Spock Such relief that dam doctor said i,d fall in love with Sulu and you would be my bit on the side and don,t mention Scotty !!!!

Spock Such joy such joy !!!!