Do Vulcans Masturbate?

[iguana_tonante]

I'm just imagining Tuvok performing the self-activity while humming that tune the whole time...

O Lord.

 

[the Dagman]

Okay, then what in the name of Hell is this thing used for?

The shocker?

Ya they say its a sculpture, but I bet before they became "civilized" you could only find these at porn shops.

Running with the idea...

So, if Vulcan sexual organs are their fingers, then when they mate with Humans it would appear that the Vulcan is performing... manual sexual gratification on the Human. Or, in more mundane vernacular, a "hand-job."

Now you will never look at a Vulcan the same way again.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Okay, then what in the name of Hell is this thing used for?

The shocker?

Ya they say its a sculpture, but I bet before they became "civilized" you could only find these at porn shops.

Running with the idea...

So, if Vulcan sexual organs are their fingers, then when they mate with Humans it would appear that the Vulcan is performing... manual sexual gratification on the Human. Or, in more mundane vernacular, a "hand-job."

Now you will never look at a Vulcan the same way again.

Or shake hands with one.

 

[Orcus]

The shocker?

Ya they say its a sculpture, but I bet before they became "civilized" you could only find these at porn shops.

Running with the idea...

So, if Vulcan sexual organs are their fingers, then when they mate with Humans it would appear that the Vulcan is performing... manual sexual gratification on the Human. Or, in more mundane vernacular, a "hand-job."

Now you will never look at a Vulcan the same way again.

Or shake hands with one.

"My, that's a nice firm grip you've got there..."

 

[GalaxyClass1701]

I don't know about Vulcans but I might pay to see what a masturbating Tholian looks like

 

[mtblillie]

I don't know about Vulcans but I might pay to see what a masturbating Tholian looks like

Lol "Click click, click click, click click click, click, click click, click click click click click click click Click Click Click CLICK CLICK CLICK" -BOOM!

 

[Kemaiku]

I don't know about Vulcans but I might pay to see what a masturbating Tholian looks like

Tholians are asexual.

 

[GalaxyClass1701]

I don't know about Vulcans but I might pay to see what a masturbating Tholian looks like

Tholians are asexual.

I forgot about that hmmm maybe a Xindi Insectoid then?

 

[scotpens]

I wonder, do Andorians get sexually aroused when their antennae are stroked?

 

[ALF]

Two kinds of Vulcans:

1. Vulcans that do, and admit it
2. Vulcans that imply only

 

[sbk1234]

I just love having these deep, philosophical discussions!

 

[Cornholio]

of course! how the hell do you think they can go 7 years without doin' it?

 

[T'Girl]

they can go 7 years without

Boys and girls, todays word is "creampie."

 

[Myasishchev]

^Well, they'd better, if they want any little Vulcans to ensue.

Anyway, I've mentioned before that it would stand to good reason that in between pon farrs, Vulcan males didn't even produce sperm or seminal fluid. You'd probably be surprised how much energy and material humans and other animals expend on just the bare bones (ha ha) of reproduction, let alone its pursuit, and we've been hit over the head many times with how dry/harsh/lifeless Vulcan is.

 

[Pemmer Harge]

Yes. Yes they do.

 

[Arpy]

1) Yes. But to a human it's like needing to take a rest at a mental institution. It signals the overwhelming of the outside world over the Vulcan's ability to handle it. They need to de-stress (with lover would be better but good luck finding one also in the same boat at the same time) so they do it, get rid of the pent up frustration, and meditate on how they might process their emotions differently in the future.

2) No. Doing it may do more harm than good. For a Vulcan sanity is negating emotion and climax is anything but. They focus on letting out their creative energies in other ways.

 

[Roshi]

They do not talk about it with outsiders!