TOS Caption Contest #172: A Little Too Much LDS

[Drob]

Shatner: "This little baby here? Thats just my lawn mower. Look at that lawn, fucking awesome -just like me!"

 

[Drob]

Uhura: <reading lines> "Bilbo... Bilbo, Baggins? greatest little... -- wait. What the fuck is this shit?"

 

[Drob]

lol at scottydogs photochop

Kirk: "Anybody know of a good panel beater around here?"

 

[Drob]

Garth: "Yes captain. I challenge you... to a pissing contest!"
(explains that carpet)

 

[Drob]

Scotty: "Aye, third time this week we have beamed Mr Spock into Sulus shower!"

 

[jep]

Kirk: "What's with the Crisco, Lord Garth?"

Lord Garth: "We're going to need it."

Kirk: "For what? I don't see a stove any--.

Lord Garth: "I didn't say we would be cooking anything."

Kirk: "So why do you nee--. Oh no."

Lord Garth: "Oh yes.



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[Jonas Grumby]

Garth: I originally bought these chaps for Marta. I thought covering up her legs was a small price to pay for having her bare-assed."
Kirk: "Cover up her legs? You are mad!"

 

[scottydog]

lol at scottydogs photochop

Kirk: "Anybody know of a good panel beater around here?"

Thanks, DrBob. Love your avatar!

 

[jep]

Kirk, to the Andorian: "Does he know that isn't a real horse?"

Andorian: "Don't know. The last person who asked him about it was Dr. Cory, and you saw what happened to him."


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[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I've got hand it to you Lord Garth, that is some impressive shape shifting."


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Kirk: "You look exactly like that douchebag captain from the 24th Century. The one's French but speaks with a British accent."

Garth/Picard: "IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL!"

 

[6079SmithW]

Kirk recoiled in horror as it suddenly dawned on him what Captain Garth meant by "cock fighting."

 

[cooleddie74]

GARTH: BEHOLD...

the most awesome speeder bike tattoo ever conceived...

it took the artist six solar days to finish all six breasts and the cityscape...

 

[cooleddie74]

Uhura rapidly lost interest in their duo when she realized Spock was sampling beats from 20th century polka songs.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

As Uhura bravely attempted that ultra-high note she had never been able to hit, Spock impishly muted the strings of his lyre for maximum, embarrassing effect.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA(to old tune of "Gangsta's Paradise"): As I warp through the sector where the UFP reigns...

I take a look at my ship and realize the crew's a pain...

But that's not really a surprise to me...

You see they shun simple things like common de-cen-cy...

 

[Drob]

OCD Kirk: <struggling> "Put your arm in your goddamn coat. Put your ARM! in your goddamn COAT! you madman!"

--or--

Garth: "David Blaine taught me that one."
Kirk: "He floated! He floated!"

--or--

Theme music to TMNT starts playing...

 

[Drob]

Uhura: "Elbow me again and I'm gonna rip your ears off & shove 'em up your nose!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Uhura: You... you painted it blue!
Spock: I did indeed.

 

[Captain Crow]

Uhura: I guess you can fit both of them in the "back door" at the same time.

Spock: You damn right I can Bitch. Now say my name.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: WHO'S your thy'la?

WHO'S YOUR THY'LA!!