Movie Caption Contest #140: The Revent of Special FX, Part Two!
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Spock: So at this juncture, peace would be the best thing for both The Federation and the Klingon Empire. It will provide greater infrastructure projects, and many more lectures like this-
Torpedo fires at Klingon ship
Spock: Who did that?
Entire Crew raises hands.
Riker: Data, what did we crash the ship on?
Data: Now it is 2000 acres of undeveloped Real Estate.
Picard: The EVA team will consist of myself, Commander Worf and Ensign Ricky.
Hawk: That's Lieutenant Hawk Sir.
Picard: Whatever.
Ru'afo: I changed my mind! I want the "Turns into a Child" Death instead!
In Star Trek, they're smart enough to give the obvious weakness in the ships design with a door. Of course, the villains are still dumb enough not to lock them.
SPOCK: Alright.
Who fired that torpedo?
I did NOT say "Surak Says."
PICARD: Well, look at it this way, Will...
The value of this land just went up a hundredfold. Some Ferengi son-of-a-bitch is going to earn a helluva lot of latinum here now.
PICARD: Amazing.
From here we can see the timeline acting like it hasn't been changed.
RU'AFO: Damn. I knew my wife left the oven on before we transported down.
DATA: Curious.
This panel is inscribed with embossed Reman lettering.
It says... "BLESS THIS MESS."
RIKER: Deanna's okay?
Shit.
That means I can't get out of having sex tonight.
Picard: Why am I suddenly reminded of the ending of "Return of the Jedi"?
Ruafo: Indeed. I was just thinking the same thing.
Suffice it to say, Ru'afo's alien physiology and body chemistry gave him the most hellacious loogies.
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