Then Nero.
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Moving on...
The good news is, Robau destroyed the One Ring. The bad news is, he disrupted a hemisphere's worth of air travel and two dozen national economies.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Then Nero.
*****
Moving on...
The good news is, Robau destroyed the One Ring. The bad news is, he disrupted a hemisphere's worth of air travel and two dozen national economies.
Robau IS Mount Doom.
That suicidal Q from Voyager wanted to kill itself because it realized that it would never be as badass as Robau.
Q wishes he were Robau.
The book series Star Trek: Robau will never get published because the english language doesn't contain enough badass words in it to accurately describe Robau's adventures.
Kahless the Unforgettable learned everything he knew from the diary of Robau after it was blown back in time by a massive temporal explosion. And Kahless died STILL having so much left to learn.
Kahn gave up trying to conquer earth and left in a spaceship once he realized that he'd never be as badass as Robau. Because even being a genetically enhanced augment Superman is absolutely nothing compared to the power of the Robau.
*side note* It's page 420! Robau has a shit load of pot to smoke. Don't even try to keep up with him, 'cause you'll die.
*side note* It's page 420! Robau has a shit load of pot to smoke. Don't even try to keep up with him, 'cause you'll die.
It only hurts when I laugh. Robau only laughs when you hurt.
Pictured: Something insignificant falling into Robau's bong.
Pictured: Something insignificant falling into Robau's bong.
It only hurts when I laugh. Robau only laughs when you hurt.
Pictured: Something insignificant falling into Robau's bong.
Kzinti females *are* intelligent. They just spend all their time and take up all their concentration thinking about Captain Robau.
Robau approves of this thread making it to page 420.
And will also approve when this thread makes page 421.
That wasn't volcanic ash that stopped all the planes in and out of England.
It was a Robau fart.
It was a Robau fart.
And roses bloomed in its wake.
The Icelandic volcano is what happens when Robau coughs. Without putting REAL effort into it.
Sarek wasn't crying because he thought that the music was beautiful. He was crying because he just then realized how insignificant and pathetic he was compared to Captain Robau.
And that's the only reason lost his marbles... the knowledge that he was far less of a being than Robau made him lose his mind
One time there was a giant asteroid heading toward earth at the same time zombies were running rampant and Magneto was leading his Brotherhood of Mutants into action, so Robau created The Avenger Initiative. That way, while Robau was taking care of EVERYTHING, Iron Man could get his laundry, Hulk could walk his dog, Thor could wash his car and Captain America could monitor Robau's official website.
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