Movie Caption Contest #138: Damn Fool Idealistic Crusades

[Jonas Grumby]

Anakin: "What's your rush, dollbody? What do you say we slip in the back seat of this landspeeder and you make a man out of me?
Padme: "What do you say I just smack you around for a while?"
Anakin: "Can't we do both?"

 

[cooleddie74]

ANAKIN: I like you.

That's why...in about 13 or 14 years...I'm going to Force-strangle you LAST.

 

[Candlelight]

Luke: "Did my father ever have any other kids?"
Ben: "No, definitely not"
Luke: "Pity. I was feeling horny"
Ben: "???"
Luke: "Yeah, shagged my cousin last week but he was crap, and I really feel like I should get someone with more alleles in common."
Ben: "SWEET MOTHER OF CRAP!!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LUKE: How many people did my dad kill with this?

BEN: Well, not counting small children...

 

[Rat Boy]

Mace: "YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"

 

[Candlelight]

Luke: "I sure can't wait to master this"
Ben: "Oh dear gods... you sound like your father. 'Master' this and 'Master' that. He never shut up, always droned on 'I'm sorry Master' little gobshite. No wonder I left his charred ass on that pla- oops"

 

[Candlelight]

"It's a rack!"

(Special thanks to Scarlett Johansen for her cameo this week)

 

[John Picard]

Vader: *low voice* "Keep an eye on Lobot. Fucker always bails when it's time to split the check."

 

[Isis]

Mace: "Did someone remember the extra batteries? Going dark after five minutes at that last Elton John concert was a real bummer."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

ANAKIN: "Don't even think it. That photoshop and caption that you're about to post is illegal in the United Kingdom now."

 

[cooleddie74]

ANAKIN: Sorry, Miss.

This shop doesn't have a telephone.


If you wanna make a call, there's a Bantha Poodoo Cleanup Garage down the street with a pay transmitter.

 

[John Picard]

Anakin: "Do you like *photo-graphs*? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge -- he said knowingly."

 

[cooleddie74]

MACE: Time's up, Chancellor.

Pass Republic Health Care Reform...or your ass is GRASS.

BEN: Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough...but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

He feared you might follow "old Obi-Wan" on some damn fool Gayass Swashbuckling Crusade to Fire Island like your father did...

VADER: Come, Bounty Hunter.

Let's go back to your ship...and finish sending those terribly rude messages to the Emperor's Facebook page...

 

[Nerys Myk]

BEN: You'd better put that back. Mr Murdoch doesn't like it when people vandalize the 20th Century Fox logo.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Obi-Wan: "'Neat,' indeed, my young friend! I got two of them for just $19.95 plus shipping and handling! And they even threw in a free set of Ginzu knives and a Veg-O-Matic!"

 

[Candlelight]

Captain Jean-Luc Palpatine (off screen): "THERE ARE FOUR SABRES"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MACE: Alright, send in the pledges!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Mace: "Now they say they're reading our lightsaber semaphore as 'A , ,.' Let's face it: we suck at this!"

 

[LeadHead]

Mace: We're here to see the Chancellor Palpatine.

Secretary: Do you have an appointment?

Mace: I told you we should have called ahead.

 

[Rat Boy]

Samuel L. Jackson: "You motherfuckers order my beer?"