The Human Centipede trailer... all I have to say is "WTF?!?!?!?!"

[Aragorn]

The Human Centipede trailer at traileraddict.com

Spoiler: Synopsis

During a stopover in Germany in the middle of a carefree roadtrip through Europe, two American girls find themselves alone at night when their car breaks down in the woods. Searching for help at a nearby villa, they are wooed into the clutches of a deranged retired surgeon who explains his mad scientific vision to his captives' utter horror. They are to be the subjects of his sick lifetime fantasy: to be the first to connect people, one to the next, via their gastric system, and in doing so bring to life 'the human centipede'.

Spoiler: Poster

I didn't read the plot summary beforehand but the title of the movie says it all.

 

[Brent]

OUT of ideas, that's all i'm sayin.

 

[WillsBabe]

"100% medically accurate."

That poster looks very amateurish.

 

[Checkmate]

I feel so bad for the chick who has to do the whole movie mouth-to-ass. I really do. That, or I'm really turned on. I can't decide.

 

[Ensign_Redshirt]

Words fail to describe. That's both hilarious and disgusting on so many levels.

 

[wamdue]

I have now seen the trailer, was it just me who pretty much wanted to see the girls become part of the experiment? For some reason I wasnt sympathetic to them.

then again once I saw the "human centipede" I was far from impressed.

and "100% medically accurate" um, I have a few questions, such as what are the back parts of the "human centipede" being fed to keep them alive? the only answer ive got is 2 Girls 1 Cup, but that is obviously gross.

 

[Agent Richard07]

That was just plain weird.

I want to see it.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

They got IFC to sponsor this? Looks like garbage. I think I'd rather see Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding.

 

[melancholymecha]

oh yeah, I heard about this. Yeah.

when I first read the title of the movie I thought it was going to be about a more literal "human centipede", like the doctor was able to create an elongated human with multiple arms & legs. Now that would have been cool(but nonetheless creepy.)

 

[Aragorn]

Notice how this movie is now being called "First Sequence"? That's because there's a sequel in the works!

Also, if anyone here is planning to skip this movie all together...

Spoiler: this is how the movie ends according to Wiki

The doctor and a cop shoot each other to death, the front end of the centipede commits suicide and the back end dies from blood poisoning, leaving the middle person all alone in the house trapped between her two deceased fellow captives.

 

[wamdue]

Spoiler: this is how the movie ends according to Wiki

the front end of the centipede commits suicide and the back end dies from blood poisoning, leaving the middle person all alone in the house trapped between her two deceased fellow captives.

Spoiler: the ending

gees that gave me the shivers, how could whoever the middle segment is live like that?

that said a dead cop is not going to go unnoticed, so s/he may well be found, which is no better, im guessing what the creepy Doctor did could not be undone.

Dying physically connected to dead people, probaly unable to kill yourself, gees that sounds shivers down your spine even thinking about it.

Which begs the question does each segment breathes for itself? It also cant be good for your health if you are physically connected to two dead people. How the segment keeps itself alive, I guess depending on how interconnected they are.

You know I might see this movie, I need some answers to the science questions.

 

[Sheep]

OUT of ideas, that's all i'm sayin.

Out of ideas? This is the most original film to come out in DECADES.

 

[Holdfast]

Awesome plot. I so need to see this. If only to learn what was omitted from my medschool lectures. They never told me I could do THIS with science. All these years... wasted!

This movie has "cult classic" written all over it.

PS. Aragorn, nice avatar.

 

[ScorpionMoon]

If you're not the lead dog,the scenery never changes. That's all I'm sayin'.

 

[StarTrek1701]

If you're not the lead dog,the scenery never changes. That's all I'm sayin'.

OH GAWD!

 

[FordSVT]

A long time ago, Piers Anthony wrote a couple of books called Cthon and Cthor. They took place in an underground labyrinth of caves on a prison planet. One of the creatures who lived in the cave was kind of like a centipede, and the way it survived was by impaling creatures (and people) with it's tail and adding them to it's body, like a gestalt. Nutrients would be sucked out of the bodies over time, and their corpses were used as locomotion, like part of the body. Eventually the husks would wither away and fall off, but occasionally they "grew" to quite a dramatic length, composed of a multitude of unfortunates.

 

[Docbrown777]

It's....well........hrm.......creative if nothing else?

Good lord....

Edit: You know, if they had cast Christopher Walken as the crazy scientist this could make a good comedy. I say comedy because Christopher Walken while a great bad guy in films would never want to act this role seriously. It would be 100 times better as a bizarre comedic role.

 

[Borgminister]

Words fail me.

I don't even think Walkin could've made this watchable.