Smallville: Episode #9-16: "Escape"

Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by Jetfire, Apr 3, 2010.

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Rate "Escape"

Poll closed Apr 17, 2010.
  1. SUPERMAN(Excellent!)

    9.1%
  2. Red/Blue Blur(Above Average)

    31.8%
  3. CLARK KENT(Average)

    45.5%
  4. Kal-El(Below Average)

    4.5%
  5. BIZARRO(Poor)

    9.1%
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  1. Mr. Adventure

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    Tess has the princess-cut meteor rock.
     
  2. Procutus

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    Our favorite in-door game sounds pretty good to me!

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  3. Procutus

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    Of course, you don't expect her to have just any old K-Mart type of meteor rock, do you?
     
  4. Procutus

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    Down-right frightening crosses my mind.


    :p
     
  5. DarthPipes

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    Chloe was rocking the Chloevage in that shirt earlier.

    Clark is going to have to superscrube his barn after Zod and Tess's freaky, angry sex. That scene reminded me a little of the Superman II Richard Donnor's Director's Cut where Lois fires a gun as Clark to force his hand.

    Clark should mind his own business.
     
  6. Procutus

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    Wow, Google Sky-Map is really going to be useful on my next trip!


    :rolleyes:
     
  7. Mr. Adventure

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    I bet everyone in Smallville has had sex in that barn at some point.
     
  8. Jetfire

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    Oh no Chloe.

    :lol:
     
  9. Trekker4747

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    Chloe has some cute footsies.
     
  10. Procutus

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    That sure as frak would turn me into the Man of Steel!!


    :drool:
     
  11. Trekker4747

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    It was a bottle of industrial KY.
     
  12. Jetfire

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    :lol:

    Clark explain it...

    Now Lois.

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  13. Procutus

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    Among other things.


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  14. Procutus

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    I think everyone on Smallville is having sex tonight.


    :lol:
     
  15. Trekker4747

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    Yes, Chloe, Clark saw your hammertoes.
     
  16. Mr. Adventure

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    It was green too so it probably had some meteor rock in it so it might cause sexual dysfunction instead.
     
  17. Jetfire

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    His training helped him with sex?

    Good to know.

    :lol:
     
  18. Procutus

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    This conversation between C & C is so funny, I don't even know where to start. I'm dying over here.


    :lol:
     
  19. Trekker4747

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    What he's saying is, Chloe, is that Clark's got a mean cum-shot but not such a mean one to blow Lois' uterus out the top of her skull.
     
  20. Procutus

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    Kind of a Kryptonian Birds & the Bees type of thing.