Smallville: Episode #9-16: "Escape"

[Procutus]

What he's saying is, Chloe, is that Clark's got a mean cum-shot but not such a mean one to blow Lois' uterus out the top of her skull.

 

[Trekker4747]

"It was like a phantom."

"What did it look like?"

"I'm not sure. It was a real menace."

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Clark better be careful, the rhythm method might prove lethal if not done correctly.

 

[Procutus]

"It was like a phantom."

"What did it look like?"

"I'm not sure. It was a real menace."

Groan.

 

[Lt. Trull]

What he's saying is, Chloe, is that Clark's got a mean cum-shot but not such a mean one to blow Lois' uterus out the top of her skull.

millions of tiny bullet holes exiting the top of her head....
didn't need that graphic....

 

[DarthPipes]

"My training with Jor-El, and Zod, and that Asian midget has helped me control myself..."

 

[Trekker4747]

"Wow, so what did this training involve?"

"Let's just say it's a good thing Kara is out of town.... And Lex too."

 

[Lt. Trull]

as the TNG crew found out.... computer training simulations can work wonders at releaving stress....
wonder what kind of programs Jor-El came up with.

 

[Procutus]

Lo's looking a bit freakish here.

 

[Jetfire]

Wow.

 

[Trekker4747]

Man another commerical dealing with periods, are they going after the wrong demo or not?

 

[Jetfire]

Chloe saves the day.

 

[DarthPipes]

Clark's back to getting his ass kicked by the (non) freak of the week. That was one awful costume.

 

[DarthPipes]

"Wow, so what did this training involve?"

"Let's just say it's a good thing Kara is out of town.... And Lex too."

Lex was probably watching on a monitor like he was during Season 7.

Clark's gonna return home to find the mess Zod and Tess left in the barn.

Looks like everyone was getting laid tonight...

 

[Jetfire]

Gross Zod and Tess in bed.

Wish I was Zod.

 

[Lt. Trull]

Ok... where are tess's bullet holes....
Zod definately didn't go thru with Jor-El's training routine.

 

[Jetfire]

I lost my signal!

 

[Procutus]

Ok... where are tess's bullet holes....
Zod definately didn't go thru with Jor-El's training routine.

Yeah, I was wondering how they managed to finish what they started in the barn without him blowing the top of Tess' skull off.

 

[Lt. Trull]

that look zod gave tess was great...
(I've killed people for keeping secrets less that that wench)

 

[Procutus]

Chloe's got such a cute ass.