Movie Caption Contest #138: Damn Fool Idealistic Crusades

[Rat Boy]

R2-D2 (off screen and thinking): Giving a deadly weapon to a kid; what could possibly go wrong?

 

[SeerSGB]

Darth Vader to Boba: I wish I knew how to quit you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

VADER: I thought you'd be taller.

 

[Alrik]

Vader: "This is an important mission. It is important that you keep it together. What ever you do, don't lose your head."

Fett: "Not to worry, that was my dad's thing."

 

[Alrik]

Vader: "Are you certain rocket packs are such a good idea?"

Fett: "Got me dad out of a few scrapes, they did, plus what could possibly go wrong?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Vader: "Is that Captain Picard lookalike still staring at us?"

Ackbar: "It's a trap!"

Director: "And cut! That's it; we're done."

Ackbar: "It's a wrap!"

 

[SeerSGB]

Fett: My backpack's got jets, I'm Boba the Fett.

Vader: You bounty hunt for Jabba the hutt?

Calrissan: To finance his vett.

 

[Nerys Myk]

VADER: You look like the kinda chump who could get taken out by a blind man with a blaster.

BOBA: I get that a lot.

 

[Captain Crow]

Ackbar: If my cousin Dr. Zoidburg calls tell him I'm not here. The poor-ass bastard keeps beging my for money and I already gave him a thousand wing-wangs last week.

 

[milo bloom]

Lobot, thinking: "Wait a sec, the guy in black is a person in a suit and not a robot? He must be the one cropdusting the hell out of this place!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Samuel L. Jackson: "George, we need to talk. I specifically said I didn't want to go out like a punk-ass bitch and guess what I saw in the script today?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

A win for a typo! Awesome cool! Thanks Rat Boy. I'm gonna blame my keyboard condom...um protector.

Anakin: My mother tells me girls like you get pregnant and then like to be force choked to death.

Dooku: The spherebuilders have ensured me that Earth will cause our eventual demise. We must strike first!

Mace Windu: It's time to mother fucking do this old wrinkly bitch ass.
Jedi Master: The pimp hand is strong in this one.

Obi-Wan: Oh, for fuck's sake, you hold that saber like a little girl!

Lando: Me eating Boba Fett's balls was never part of the deal!
Vader: Pray I don't alter the deal further.

Ackbar: Starbucks! It's a frap!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Lloyd: "Wow! You could be my very first on-screen kiss!"
Portman: "There's no kiss in the script."
Lloyd: "I'm just sayin'..."

Obi-Wan: "Now...touch the lightsaber to the droid's crotch and watch him dance!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LUKE: So what do I do with this?

BEN: For starters, you can work on the weeds in my backyard.

 

[Maurice]

Thanks for the win, shared as it is!

At seven Jimmy Kirk was already a player.

"Homo sapiens only club, my ass!"

"Seriously? Phasers with a one meter range?"
"Budget cuts."

"How does this work"
FZZZZZAP!!!
"Well, I did want a skylight."

"VADER": These new EVA suits are the bomb.
"BOBA": You said it, Geordi!
"VADER": I'm Riker! Just because my new suit is black doesn't mean I am, Wesley!
"BOBA": I'm Troi!
LOBOT: I'm confused.
LANDO: And I'mmmmmm outta here!

Michael Dorn before makeup.

 

[Rat Boy]

Anakin: "My mom says I don't have a dad, but the neighbors keep talking about her and the milkman."

Dooku: "And when our friends from the Trade Federation's battle droids are combined with ours, we'll have an army greater than any in the galaxy."

Random Separatist: "Uh, excuse me? That's fine and all, but why are we doing this again? Why do we hate the Republic?"

Dooku: "I...uh, well to confess in all the excitement of planning this little rebellion, I completely forgot the reason we're doing it."

Kit: "I don't know; he is a Sith lord."

Mace: "He's also like a hundred. Rickety-ass legs, stiff elbows, son of a bitch probably can't lift a lightsaber over his head. Now let's nail his ass."

Kenobi: "Now whatever you do, don't lose it. They're hard to come by these days and go for 50,000 credits on eBay."

Lando: "You two gonna make out, or what?"

Boba Fett: "Can I at least disintegrate him?"

Antedean terrorist leader: "Curse that Lwaxana Troi!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Dooku: "Jeepers, I always feel like such an ugly duckling when I'm with you guys."

Mace: "No, I want to signal 'Friend or foe?'! Apparently, what you just sent was the lightsaber semaphone for 'Bend over and spread 'em'!"
Jedi: "Never have a camera when I need one..."

Lando: "He's lookin' pretty good now, huh, Vader? One more belt of Colt .45 and you'll be in looove!"

 

[cooleddie74]

VADER: Calrissian's aide back there is creeping me out.

Know how hard THAT is to accomplish these days?

It's a load of CRAP!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

DOOKU: Well...now that our conference is over...

Anyone here up for a game of strip sabbac?

Anyone?

Oh well...the loss is truly YOURS, gentlemen.

MACE: I...am TIRED...of these banthaf**kin' SITH...on this banthaf**kin' PLANET!!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

It's a load of CRAP!!!!

Fett: "What is?"

Vader: "The Phantom Menace. The Emperor has foreseen it..."

"Our minds cannot repel disappointment of this magnitude!"