Right now... what the fuck is happening? I've just had the longest gun-fight in my entire career and I'm not entirely sure I killed anyone. I've only killed a handful of people in the last 13 hours?! And the people I work with.. wait, one of them is a mole all of the sudden? Does that make any damn sense compared to everything she's said and done today? Couldn't she have sent one of her terrorist buddies out to kill Redneck DiCaprio Pedophille Van guy? Sheesh. What the hell is going on today? I'm retired federal agent Jack Bauer and today is the last day of my life.
The following takes palce between 5:00AM and 6:00AM.
Events occur in real time.
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Kiefer Kill Kounter
1. Henchman #1 - Axe
2. Henchman #2 - Axe, Gravity
3. Davros - Handgun
4. Vlad Stooge #1 - Knife to jugular.
5. Vlad Stooge #2 - Gun
6. Russian Stooge #1 - Taint neck break.
7. Russian Stooge #2 - Knife
8. Russian Stooge #3 - Gun.
9. We'll be generous and assume he killed one of the marathon shooters. - Gun.
Rene Kill Counter
1. Vlad - Knife
2. Random marathon shooter - Gun
3. Random marathon shooter - Gun
The following takes palce between 5:00AM and 6:00AM.
Events occur in real time.
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Kiefer Kill Kounter
1. Henchman #1 - Axe
2. Henchman #2 - Axe, Gravity
3. Davros - Handgun
4. Vlad Stooge #1 - Knife to jugular.
5. Vlad Stooge #2 - Gun
6. Russian Stooge #1 - Taint neck break.
7. Russian Stooge #2 - Knife
8. Russian Stooge #3 - Gun.
9. We'll be generous and assume he killed one of the marathon shooters. - Gun.
Rene Kill Counter
1. Vlad - Knife
2. Random marathon shooter - Gun
3. Random marathon shooter - Gun