TOS Caption Contest #167: Girls, Girls, Girls

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Jim, there's some creepy guy in a suit holding a cigarette outside--
Kirk: Not now, Bones.
McCoy:--and he's narrating about this very situation. Sayin' something about a twilight zone.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Miri: "So you're saying we die when we reach puberty? Gee...Jahn has been getting awfully 'grabby' lately. You think maybe he's next to go?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCOY: She keeps talking about a movie called "The People", that mean anything to you Jim?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Miri: "...and then he said, 'Come see a fat old man some time!' Then he jumped his horse over a fence and galloped away!"
McCoy: "Jim...it's the craziest thing I've ever heard!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Miri: "...and then he said, 'Come see a fat old man some time!' Then he jumped his horse over a fence and galloped away!"
McCoy: "Jim...it's the craziest thing I've ever heard!"

RAND: What about those killer bunnies you're always going on about?

 

[Maurice]

MIRI: And when the Onlies...
RAND: Look at my legs!
KIRK: Not, now, Yeoman. Go ahead, Miri.
MIRI: Well, we've been...
RAND: LOOK AT MY FUCKING LEGS!
BONES: I've got a tranquilizer hypo ready.

Kirk finally found the OFF switch.

SPOCK: Man-hands aren't the only design flaw...

 

[T'Girl]

Girl: "Ohhhhhh!"

Kirk: "What is it dear?"

Girl: "Not every species keeps their genitals in the same place."

Kirk: "I'll move my hand."

Girl: "Yes, in small circles at first, then push harder."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Miri: "I heard Blondie here trying to get you to look at her legs. Well, I took a peek, too. Meh. I've seen better."

 

[S'kai]

Starfleet female: Wow. They do rise at different rates.

 

[scottydog]

Sulu loved cheerleading for the Starfleet football team.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "It's amazing, Captain! Apparently, on this planet whatever one wishes for comes true!"
Angela Martine: Hey!! Which one of you degenerates wished I had a penis!"

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Excuse me, Mr. Sulu, while I make a pass at this woman."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock had the feeling that he hadn't assembled the best of all possible football teams.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Jim, you haven't looked at my legs--or touched them for that matter--since the Academy.

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: Jim, you haven't looked at my legs--or touched them for that matter--since the Academy.

McCoy: I might throw-up on you.

 

[M'Sharak]

Miri: Janice told me what you like to do with that
basket-woven thing when she's not wearing it.

 

[Rat Boy]

Miri: "And then Janice told me what you like to do when you squeeze her buttcheeks."

McCoy: "Uh, if you need me, I'll be outside getting poop thrown at me. This just got weird."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Look, just be glad I didn't bring slides of my photography models here just like last time."

Rand: "LOOK AT MY LEGS!"

Kirk: "I've seen better."

Spock: "I get the feeling I'm being ignored."

 

[John Picard]

Spock: "The special effects budget was lacking, OK? Just work with me here and use your imagination. Everything will be cleaned-up when the Special Edition is released in 25 years."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "To be honest, the Death Star plans were overwritten by droid porn. This is actually the Atari videogame."