Order of Operations on a BLT....

[Kestra]

Miracle Whip is Satan's Condiment.

Mayonnaise only.

Haha I was so ready to make this comment. Miracle Whip is a complete abomination and should be banned from stores everywhere.

Sadly, I don't really eat BLTs because of the whole tomato intolerance thing, but every now and then I indulge. Now I want one. Damn you people!

 

[Vanyel]

Toast, mustard, lettuce, bacon, yet more bacon, tomato.

 

[JustKate]

toast, bacon, lettuce, bacon, tomato, bacon, toast. if done correctly you don't need no stinkin' mayo!

This is how I make a BLT with one exception - I coat the toast with mustard. So it's toast, mustard, bacon, lettuce, bacon, tomato, bacon, mustard, toast.

Mayonnaise is sacrilege.

I am thrilled to see that somebody besides me feels this way. You "BLT with mayonnaise" (or Miracle Whip) people really need to try it with the real stuff: mustard. Plain old yellow mustard. It is so much better than mayo that I cannot even quantify it.

Other than that - and the fact that the bread should be toasted, always - I'm fairly flexible, but I think the tomato needs to be somewhere besides right on the bread because otherwise the bread gets soggy. So I usually do: toast, MUSTARD, bacon, tomato, lettuce, and toast with a little more MUSTARD.

Edit: And you can't really go wrong with an extra layer of bacon. I mean, it's bacon.

 

[Kestra]

You "BLT with mayonnaise" (or Miracle Whip) people

Don't throw us mayo people in with the Miracle Whip people!

 

[Amaris]

When I ate them:
(Top to bottom)

Bread - Bacon - Lettuce - Bacon - Tomato - Bacon - Light Mayo - Bacon - Bread

 

[RJDiogenes]

You Bacon-On-The-Bottom people must be from the Mirror Universe.

 

[1001001]

You "BLT with mayonnaise" (or Miracle Whip) people

Don't throw us mayo people in with the Miracle Whip people!

Exactly!



Besides...mustard on bacon? Seriously?

That's messed up.

 

[KimMH]

It never occurred to me to put mustard on a BLT before this thread. Now I have to try it - I do like mustard - and like *JUSTKATE* said - It's bacon!

 

[1001001]

It never occurred to me to put mustard on a BLT before this thread. Now I have to try it - I do like mustard - and like *JUSTKATE* said - It's bacon!

Don't be fooled by their sickly yellow propaganda.

It's a trap!

 

[KimMH]

but I love it already! stone-ground or with horseradish - yum yum yum!

(Even tried one with jalapeno and pineapple - it was divine!!!)

 

[scotpens]

You “BLT with mayonnaise” (or Miracle Whip) people

Don't throw us mayo people in with the Miracle Whip people!

When Armageddon comes, the final battle won't be between God and Satan, or between freedom and tyranny, or even between dog lovers and cat lovers. It'll be between the mayonnaise people and the Miracle Whip people!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Can't we jsut have a bacon sandwich?

 

[KimMH]

with bacon as the condiment and bacon on the side . . .

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Exactly!

 

[Venardhi]

Grilled onions instead of tomatoes, with added avocado and a packet of in-n-out burger spread in place of mayo. Toasted sourdough/spread/lettuce/bacon/onions/avocado/bacon/spread/toasted sourdough.

 

[scotpens]

Grilled onions instead of tomatoes, with added avocado and a packet of in-n-out burger spread in place of mayo. Toasted sourdough/spread/lettuce/bacon/onions/avocado/bacon/spread/toasted sourdough.

Now, THAT actually sounds tasty! I'll try making one for lunch tomorrow.

 

[Capn Flukie]

I was expecting a graph or something when I opened this thread.

 

[kes7]

You people put mayo on BLTs?

 

[kes7]

Grilled onions instead of tomatoes, with added avocado and a packet of in-n-out burger spread in place of mayo. Toasted sourdough/spread/lettuce/bacon/onions/avocado/bacon/spread/toasted sourdough.

I would totally try this if you would ship me the In N Out spread. It sounds delicious.

Goodness, I miss California.

 

[scotpens]

I was expecting a graph or something when I opened this thread.

Yeah, “Order of Operations on a BLT” sounds like some military something-or-other.

“Company -- present sandwiches!”