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you two are..MARRIED?

Seven of Nine and Wesley Crusher.
Rob
That one wouldn't work on the simple grounds the two would spend most of their time arguing who could fix the marriage faster while using the most possible technobable.

Wesley - She keeps going on about how we need to use the annular magnascopic containment converter in order to utilize the ambient nueucleonic vertion scanners.
Seven - That's not what I said Wesley! I said you should respec the quantum duodynetic particle discriminators!
Troi - I sense anger.
Wesley - You're darn right I'm angry! It's perfectly clear that we need to redistribute the ship's warp plasma through the transinterphasic plasma sensors.
Seven - Why would we want to do that? It would be about as helpful as recalibrating the subspace field compensators to redirect the spatial subharmonic impulse generators.
Wesley - What are you talking about Annika? That doesn't even make any sense.
Seven - MY NAME IS SEVEN!
Troi - I sense confusion.
Wesley - You know, you're not really helping counselor.
Troi - I sense annoyance.
Ezri - And this is who I'm suppose to learn something from? Why don't the two of you just get a divorce?
Seven - That actually makes a lot of sense.
Wesley - I agree. If we divorced, I could spend more time developing my theory on the positronic confinement of static tachyon bubbles.
Seven - Sounds good to me. That way I can get back to my study of the convergence of biomimetic energy shells with quantum-dynamic radiation strings in the Hoek system.
Ezri - Glad I could help.
Troi - I sense contentment.
Wesley, Seven, and Ezri - SHUT UP!
Troi - I sense anger.
*Wesley, Seven, and Ezri leave the room*
Troi - I sense emptiness.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love Ezri there...she always seemed to have a lot more SENSE than Troi, even in her newbie-ness.
 
What two STAR TREK characters do you think would combine to make the worst marriage?

I married off Arex and M'Ress (of TAS) offscreen for an appearance in a post-TMP fanfic I wrote in 1980. Someone actually says to them: "You two are... MARRIED?"

Curiously, Peter David timeslipped both of them into the 24th centure for his "New Frontier" novels and he has Arex being fiercely protective of M'Ress, hinting that he's always held a candle for her affections.
 
Shran and Hoshi...actually, that happened in a mirror universe book I read once...It'd be ridiculous in the Prime universe though.

Tom Paris and the Female Q

T'Pol and Martok...lol...actually, any Vulcan and a Klingon unless the Vulcan was v'tosh'katur. One of the characters in my virtual series is a v'tosh'katur married to a Klingon.
 
Shran and Hoshi...actually, that happened in a mirror universe book I read once...It'd be ridiculous in the Prime universe though.

Tom Paris and the Female Q

T'Pol and Martok...lol...actually, any Vulcan and a Klingon unless the Vulcan was v'tosh'katur. One of the characters in my virtual series is a v'tosh'katur married to a Klingon.

Tpol/Martok could be a very....kinky....couple. I like it!!!

Rob
 
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