TOS Caption Contest #162: Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Kirk: "New starfleet regulation Scotty, No drinking and operating the fucking transporter."

Palamas os: "You think you've got it bad, this fucking girdle is killing me."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Kirk: I will not apologize for giving her a Dirty Sanchez.

 

[Isis]

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Kirk: "Galt, you got the band measurement right, but the cup size is all wrong."

 

[alte]

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[Vassa]

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Ming the Merciless: Nope, no bipedal lizard in a kilt around here.
Kirk: Damn!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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OMG! That is some mighty awesome photoshopping!!!!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Shanna: Happy Earth Valentine's, Jim. I got you a creeper in a high-collared robe.

 

[jep]

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Scotty: "Lightning bolt? Lightning bolt my Scottish ass, you overgrown braggar--- IEEEEEE!""



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[jep]

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Coming this fall from "Oh Dear God, No!!!!" Studios, LLC, it's "The Hottie and The Scottie"!



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[Nerys Myk]

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SCOTTY:You kin have this one Apollo. Yer IQ will drop ta -12 though.

 

[jep]

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Galt: "I can tell you like her... you like her a lot... One might even say you are... enthralled... by her.



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[jep]

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Galt: "I'm not taking your collar off."

Kirk: "But why not??? I swear I'll never go past the edge of my master's property again."


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[alte]

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Hope you don't mind, jep. I've been lookin' at this photo for
days and nothin'. I then seen your kickass head swap and I
finally gots it...

 

[Nerys Myk]

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SCOTTY: Hey Apollo, yer boyfriend cleans up real nice!

 

[Rat Boy]

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Galt: "Are you sure this is the right place? Doesn't look like a rave's going on here."

Scotty: "You? On 24?!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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Hope you don't mind, jep. I've been lookin' at this photo for
days and nothin'. I then seen your kickass head swap and I
finally gots it...

Hilarious! I sooo need to get me a photoshopping program.

 

[jep]

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Hope you don't mind, jep.

Not at all. Go nuts with it.... although... if I may? A small modification:

The censors at CBS required that Desilu Productions edit this scene for decency. (Plus I don't want another bitch-slapping by a mod.)


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[Mistral]

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Scotty: "You paid to have your hair done up like that? Hahahhahahahahaha!"

 

[Mistral]

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Kirk: "Ok, I'm doing the Twist, but what's she doing?"

Galt: "Duckwalk. She's not very good at it."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Contrary to what you might think, McCoy's actually screaming about all the STDs he's going to have to treat Scotty for.