TOS Caption Contest #160: Overkill

[jep]

Kirk: "So why are your people at war?"

Bele: "We're forming an experimental band. HE wants to call it 'Black and White Man Group', while I think it should be called White and Black Man Group."


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[Admiral Shran]

Bele: "Riddle me this Captain.... What's the one thing that stops me from using my mental powers to destroy your ship. Answer correctly and I'll spare you.

Kirk: "My awesomeness. I'm James T. Kirk."

Bele: "Curses!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Bele: We're both actually all black, but, in our chase, both of us tried to squeeze through a fence with wet white paint.
Uhura: Oh, like "petite femme skunk".
Bele: Precisely.

Nichelle Nichols: If this is the best racial allegory this show can come up with, I should've never let Martin Luther King, Jr. talk me outta leaving when I met him at that NAACP dinner.
William Shatner: I thought you said he phoned you.
Nichelle Nichols: It's my story and I can tell it anyway I want you, rug-wearing fatso.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Frank Gorshin: "I'm not doing this scene until Nichelle gets rid of the Deely Bobbers."

 

[alte]

 

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[Rat Boy]

Or...

Kirk: "You may want to go home, Mr. President. I hear the play got terrible reviews."

 

[jep]

Or...

Kirk: "You may want to go home, Mr. President. I hear the play got terrible reviews."

Or...

Lincoln: "I hate plays...they always give me a splitting headache."

[Awkward silence]

Kirk: "Uh... yeaaah.... why not go home? You've surely seen so many plays that you need to see another one like... like... "

Lincoln: "Like I need another hole in my head?"

[Double-Awkward silence]

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[jep]

Sulu (off camera): "Wowwww.... look at the size of the cod-piece on that guy..."


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[jep]

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[Nerys Myk]

Comic Con Costume Contest Controversy

"Riddler": What do you mean the winner is Hulk? He didn't even get the face right!

And thats the worst Kirk I've ever seen!

 

[jep]

Spock (Low voice): "Captain, I suggest that you look to your right."

Kirk: "Keep your stinking suggestions to yourself, you damned dirty Vulcan!"


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[Noname Given]

Bele: (Singing) - "...Can you tell me am I black or white?..."

 

[jep]

Lincoln: "I would like to thank you again, James, for allowing me the honor of wearing the 'Red Shirt'."


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[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Captain, I believe your memory is in error."

Kirk: "What do you mean? I know for a fact that Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and built the Playboy Mansion!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: A penny for your thoughts, Mr. President.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Yes Captain, I'm quite sure Surak said "I ain't hanging with you chump losers." before he ran off.

 

[jep]

SPOCK: Captain, I believe that Yarnek's sister just asked if you'd like to.... get your rocks off... I believe is how she put it."

 

[jep]

Kirk: "You call that the team of history's greatest evil? Where's John Wilkes Booth? You know, the man who assassinated... Oh hey!! Look at the time... we better get this party started!"


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