TOS Caption Contest #160: Overkill

[Isis]

Kirk: "The psychic abilities of these Excalbians leave something to be desired. The Lincoln in my 'thoughts' was Roberta, not Abe."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Bele: "Lokai nailed my sister, the kid is grey!"

 

[Isis]

Bele: "You monotones have nothing to complain about. You don't know pain until you tell a woman from Cheron she can only buy one shade of makeup."

 

[Rat Boy]

Non sequiter post!





I want to thank my parents for making my transition into my 30s as smooth and as fun as possible. You guys rock!!!!!

 

[A beaker full of death]

Yo, he's tryin' to pass, man! Don't you get that??

 

[A beaker full of death]

BELE: If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

very nicely done.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: All I said was, I thought he'd be taller.

 

[Isis]

Bele: "Lokai nailed my sister, the kid is grey!"

Bele: "Then they had another one and it came out checkered."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Rat Boy, drinking Jack Daniel's and taking Nyquil to cure a cold is not logical."

Lincoln: "At least he wasn't running around in his birthday suit."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Lincoln: "As you can see, gentlemen. To aid us in this struggle, I have enlisted the aid of all US presidents up until the year 2050".

Kirk: "I recognise a good deal of these great men, sir. I see Washington, I see Jefferson, I see Roosevelt and Kennedy. But the orang-utan is simply confusing me. It seems somewhat out of place"

Lincoln: "Ah. The Third Party Candidate swindle of 2024. We don't like to talk about that one"

Kirk: "But-"

Lincoln: "Just focus on Jefferson and Kennedy, you dolt".

 

[Hambone]

Kirk: "Lincoln...Lincoln...let's see; ah, yes! We had a girl we called "Miss Lincoln" in my academy class."

Spock: "And she was called that because...?"

Kirk: "Because everyone took a shot at her in the balcony."

Lincoln: "I see humor hasn't changed much in the last 400 years."

 

[scottydog]

"I've done an about-face."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Mr. Lincoln, forgive the interruption, but I am not concerned with what happened 4 score and 7 years ago. What concerns me is what transpired 3 decades ago."

Kirk: "What happened then, Spock?"

Spock: "Rat Boy was born."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Spock: "Mr. Lincoln, forgive the interruption, but I am not concerned with what happened 4 score and 7 years ago. What concerns me is what transpired 3 decades ago."

Kirk: "What happened then, Spock?"

Spock: "Rat Boy was born."

*Distant look appears in Lincoln's eyes*

Lincoln: My God. What has my great country come to?

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "What do you mean, Spock?"

Spock: "He was one of your greatest presidents-and you put his face on a lowly penny. It does not seem logical."

Kirk: "We put his face on more than a penny. My grandma had a tatoo-but I digress."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "That's it. I quit. I cannot work with a race of people who elected the Geico caveman as their president."

 

[Maurice]

BELE: If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

very nicely done.

Thanks. It's actually a Lincoln quote, which seemed doubly appropriate given the other image.

 

[A beaker full of death]

^ hence the kudos. I admire the cross-pollination.

 

[Isis]

Bele: "We've taken over your ship. Just don't anyone confuse me by holding up a mirror and I'll go easy on you."

 

[Gertch]

"The next time you host our ambassadors from SillyPutty III, I hope you remember to remove the checkerboard sheets."