Dirty Little Secret

[Amaris]

I'll tell two of them, but the rest are staying secret.

1) I also like to smoke once in a great while. Normally it really irritates my throat and lungs, but there is a specific type of Camel cigarettes that I can smoke that do not irritate my lungs for some reason. I may smoke a grand total of 5 cigarettes a year at most, but it is enjoyable.

2) I write erotic stories. I have written quite a few.

 

[Franklin]

Past: It's been a while, but I really liked some of the baby food we'd feed our daughter. Blueberry Buckle was particularly good. I'd feed her a jar, and eat one myself.

Present: I don't always wash my hands after doing number one in the bathroom. I mean, come on, how dirty can I really be? I know where I've been.

 

[RandyS]

Past: It's been a while, but I really liked some of the baby food we'd feed our daughter. Blueberry Buckle was particularly good. I'd feed her a jar, and eat one myself.

Present: I don't always wash my hands after doing number one in the bathroom. I mean, come on, how dirty can I really be? I know where I've been.

The baby food is a choice. But the second one.............

If I was president, not only would your taxes be raised, but a further punishment would be the continual (without ever any let up) garnishing of your wages. until you die. You would need nine jobs just to feed your family, but you'd never get to, because the fine would take every last cent you have, and even then, it could never be paid back.

*breath*

Sorry, nothing against you personally, I just have a real thing about cleanliness.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I get teary eyed every time I hear Wind Beneath My Wings.

 

[Tom Riley]

I kissed a girl. And I liked it!

I liked I'm a Barbie girl. Beat that bitches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKF-P3Y3nm8&feature=player_embedded

That's even worse than that Paris Hilton song.

You mean this one?

They're both blocked in my region...

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

I read fanfiction on the internet...

 

[CommanderRaytas]

That's even worse than that Paris Hilton song.

You mean this one?

What the fuck, man? What the fuck?!!!!!

Oh God. That's gonna leave a scar.

Oh, treading the fine line between guilty pleasure and dirty secret, I kind of like James Blunt. *clears throat* Yeah.

 

[thestrangequark]

Thanks for sharing your Dirty Little Secrets, guys. It makes me feel better to know that I'm not the only one with a silly little smoking habit. As for the line between Guilty Pleasure and Dirty Secret, I suppose it can be a bit blurry, in cases.

 

[Franklin]

Past: It's been a while, but I really liked some of the baby food we'd feed our daughter. Blueberry Buckle was particularly good. I'd feed her a jar, and eat one myself.

Present: I don't always wash my hands after doing number one in the bathroom. I mean, come on, how dirty can I really be? I know where I've been.

The baby food is a choice. But the second one.............

If I was president, not only would your taxes be raised, but a further punishment would be the continual (without ever any let up) garnishing of your wages. until you die. You would need nine jobs just to feed your family, but you'd never get to, because the fine would take every last cent you have, and even then, it could never be paid back.

*breath*

Sorry, nothing against you personally, I just have a real thing about cleanliness.

Mom?

It's not that often. To be frank, it's a choice I make depending on how clean the bathroom is. In some public restrooms the sinks look awful. I'd feel dirtier after washing. And don't get me started on those places that only offer those hot air hand driers or are out of paper towels.

At home, I always wash my hands.

Do I get my taxes lowered for being a frequent user of hand sanitizers?

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

I collect stuffed animals >.>

 

[Geckothan]

All this talk of smoking makes me want to go out and buy some tobacco. TrekBBS is bad for your health (and not just your mental health).

 

[Amaris]

All this talk of smoking makes me want to go out and buy some tobacco. TrekBBS is bad for your health (and not just your mental health).

Camel Wides. You might like them.
Remember, though, only if you're 18 and only if you're well aware of the risks, even on rare occasion.

 

[Geckothan]

I prefer to roll my own, with blue Rizlas and a pack of Old Holborn (used to buy cheap, nasty Drum, but my friend bought a pack of Old Holborn last time I was over there, and we couldn't get enough of it).

 

[Amaris]

I prefer to roll my own, with blue Rizlas and a pack of Old Holborn (used to buy cheap, nasty Drum, but my friend bought a pack of Old Holborn last time I was over there, and we couldn't get enough of it).

That probably works out better, then.

 

[RandyS]

Past: It's been a while, but I really liked some of the baby food we'd feed our daughter. Blueberry Buckle was particularly good. I'd feed her a jar, and eat one myself.

Present: I don't always wash my hands after doing number one in the bathroom. I mean, come on, how dirty can I really be? I know where I've been.

The baby food is a choice. But the second one.............

If I was president, not only would your taxes be raised, but a further punishment would be the continual (without ever any let up) garnishing of your wages. until you die. You would need nine jobs just to feed your family, but you'd never get to, because the fine would take every last cent you have, and even then, it could never be paid back.

*breath*

Sorry, nothing against you personally, I just have a real thing about cleanliness.

Mom?

It's not that often. To be frank, it's a choice I make depending on how clean the bathroom is. In some public restrooms the sinks look awful. I'd feel dirtier after washing. And don't get me started on those places that only offer those hot air hand driers or are out of paper towels.

At home, I always wash my hands.

Do I get my taxes lowered for being a frequent user of hand sanitizers?

No, for THAT you get to be tax exempt.

And just for the record, I actually agree with you on public restrooms. I was just in one in a local Denny's today...ugh...thank God I ate first! But in my house, I expect everybody to stay clean.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

I like Pants On The Ground.

SEEK HELP!!!

They wouldn't be secrets if I told them

I'll take the 5th if thats ok with the Americans here.

I really, really, really, really, REALLY loved Gone In 60 Seconds ...

Which one the H.B. Halicki 1974 version or the Nick Cage2000 one?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

The Nick Cage one ...

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

The Nick Cage one ...

I thought you needed help before...but now...

 

[CommanderRaytas]

I watch Desperate Housewives. It's bad, but I always want to know what happens next.

The same goes for Gossip Girl. I love that show.

 

[Amaris]

I guess I can let another one go.

3) I have a crush on Ellen DeGeneres, and have for years.