Wow! I was already prepping my grammar obtuse-dweeb hat when I first read the thread's title.
phew, I almost Godwin'd that thread!
A fast glance at who started the thread would hopefully of allied you're fears.
such as the constant misuse of "hopefully."
Yes, the whole sentence was for you

$1 to the first person to point out everything wrong.


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The women in the cube next to me talks in that manner ALL THE TIME -- and she's 45!