Star Trek XI Caption Contest #1: Shakedown Cruise

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Shatmandu, Nov 22, 2009.

  1. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: "You choke like a Vulcan!"
     
  2. Nerys Myk

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    SPOCK: Don't you be talkin about my mama!!!!
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

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    Uncle: "Its a quarry!!!!!"

    (begins choking Kirk, again.)
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    PINE:"All I said was Let's re-enact the illusion-choking scene from the original TREK series pilot...

    LET UP, DAMMIT!!!! This is killing me!!!"
     
  5. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK:"Forgive me, Jim. It's been decades since I was last on this planet.

    I thought this was where the closest men's lavatory was located."

    KIRK:"From here on out?

    I don't know you."
     
  6. Candlelight

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    SPOCK: "I don't understand... he should be around here somewhere..."
    KIRK: "We've already run into Tom Paris, Deanna Troi and Kira Nerys. This is getting-"
    TRAVIS MAYWEATHER (off screen): "Hey guys!"
    SPOCK & KIRK: "FUCK IT!"
     
  7. cooleddie74

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    KIRK:"Good job, Spock.

    You come from THE FUTURE and yet didn't know this base closes at 9 every night?


    NOW where are we gonna get rolling papers and Doritos?!"
     
  8. Captain Crow

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    Pine: It... was... the... Dukes! It... was... the... Dukes!

    Guy choking Pine: YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, VALENTINE!
     
  9. Shatmandu

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    To Kirk, the best thing about Orion women is that they never judge when he tells them of his love for erotic asphyxiation.
     
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  10. Darth Duck

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    To amuse his colleagues, Chris Pine would make his "Angry Shatner" face between takes.
     
  11. Aragorn

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    FANBOY: "Why didn't you use the actual sounds from the original TV series?!?! Why does the Kelvin registry number start with zero?!?! How come you didn't walk around with a stack of books?!?! Where's Robert April?!?! You don't know anything about Star Trek and you ruined my life!!!"
     
  12. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

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    DIRECTOR: Cut CUT!!!! You've cut off the oxygen to his brain and he's turning into Kirk Cameron!
     
  13. Captain Crow

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    Kirk, thinking: Oh goody, I'm being choked again. I hope in the next movie I get to choke people.
     
  14. scottydog

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    Spock: "I don't mind the cold, but I hate the wind."

    Kirk: "I don't believe in the no wind situation."


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    scottydog's wife: "WTF?? Another goddamn caption contest for you to waste hours of time on? I'll kill you, scottydog!"
     
  15. Starpaul20

    Starpaul20 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    R Lee Ermey: Don't make any fucking effort to stop Nero, Mr. Spock! Why if...
    Kirk: Hey, what's the R in his name stand for? Does it stand for Rachel?

    5 seconds later...
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    R Lee Ermey: WHY YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG! I GOT YOUR NAME, I GOT YOUR ASS YOU SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST TWINKLE-TOAD COCKSUCKER!
    Kirk: Crap...
     
  16. Sector 7

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    FOR THE WIN!!!:techman::bolian:
     
  17. Rat Boy

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    Pine: "Didn't...you...watch...the...second...disk...?!"
     
  18. M'Sharak

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    Kirk: What the heck was all that about?
    Spock-1: Talosians. They're dicks, every one of them. It's why their planet got perma'd.
     
  19. scottydog

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    Pine: "Brain... and brain... what is brain...."

    FANBOY: "Not good enough!"

    <begins choking him again>
     
  20. The Badger

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    Spockman: Wakka-Wakka-Wakka-Wakka!

    Pine: You've not been the same since you had those cherries, man!