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Did Sisko use Gillette to shave his head?

If he did then I'll need to boycott seasons 4-7, because I'm Irish and we're rather thick like that.


Now go post that bra size thread! :mad:
 
It's the future. Sisko used a sonic hair-clipper. Or a quantum convex defilibrator. Anyway, as humans have evolved beyond capitalism Gillette no longer exists as a brand, I'm afraid (but does it still exist as a product? Trek's future cannot be truly utopian if we can't get a bottle of Coke, even if Coca Cola has been liquidated, no?)

Hm. Replicators that serve Coke or Pepsi, and not one or the other: A sign of utopian progress and perhaps less believable than all racial tensions disappearing.

If he did then I'll need to boycott seasons 4-7, because I'm Irish and we're rather thick like that.

Yup. Tell that to Captain Boycott, the luckless schmoe who the Irish decided one day, rather generously, to immortalize his name.
 
perhaps. But wouldn't it be awesome if he also used Worf's Batleth to Keep in shaven. That would probably piss Worf off (We know how he overreacted when the other klingon was eating with Kayless' Batleth). Man I would love to be a fly on the wall in that meeting!

Joshua
 
He used Worf's Dick...it had some sharp doo-lalies on it

geez. I'm feeding the troll
 
Everyone knows Sisko was a real man, and he used a phaser set to wide-angle to vaporize off the extra hair.
 
^ hahaha, yea thats good. I think he had himself genetically alterned in order for his hair to not grow back, or monthly injections, just like other injections he was suppose to take...
 
Maybe she meant striking or prominent?

Or none of this actually matters because it's just Evil Ezri's attempt to bump her post count?
Well I'm not here to judge, but some of the thread titles!?:confused:

I've got a grudging admiration for such gems as:

Would Hooters Run Quark's Out of Business?
Would Vampires Make DS9 better?
(The infamous) Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?
Would O'Brien make a good DS9 pope?
What if Badda Bing Badda Bang was a strip club?

and of course...

Worf's Penis

:lol:
 
Maybe she meant striking or prominent?

Or none of this actually matters because it's just Evil Ezri's attempt to bump her post count?
Well I'm not here to judge, but some of the thread titles!?:confused:

I've got a grudging admiration for such gems as:

Would Hooters Run Quark's Out of Business?
Would Vampires Make DS9 better?
(The infamous) Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?
Would O'Brien make a good DS9 pope?
What if Badda Bing Badda Bang was a strip club?

and of course...

Worf's Penis

:lol:

Oh, she's original you've got to give her that but the intent just to spam topics of dubious worth and interest in a desperate attempt to increase her post count isn't, especially considering she's had accounts here before.
 
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