TV & Media Av Contest: Just Wanna Slap Them

[auntiehill]

This week's contest is any NON-SCI Fi TV or Movie or Book character you just want to slap silly, smack upside the head or otherwise see suffer great harm. We all have one---one lurking on TV that never seems to go away, that one annoying movie character who just ruins the experience for you or drives your favorite book off the rails.

So, put 'em up against the virtual wall and we can have ourselves one giant Stooge Slap.

And, sorry, no Jar-Jar.


For instance, here's my idea of a character that I wish, frankly, would just die and leave my television in peace. In fact, just having his picture on my computer makes me feel....unclean.

I planned to put the poll up on Friday, unless anyone would prefer it be sooner.

 

[Aragorn]

Fictional character? So I can't post Perez Hilton or Bill Maher then, huh?

 

[Skywalker]

Sooooo annoying.

 

[auntiehill]

^good one.

 

[Skywalker]

My first thought was Kate from Lost, but that's sci-fi. *grumble*

 

[Aragorn]

I would've gone with Edgar Stiles or Lynn McGill from 24, but they're dead and no one cares they're dead anyway.

 

[Jetfire]

the guy from Twilight

I know it is considered sci-fi...I don't but anyway.

[Edit] Since I want to slap the actor and not the character he plays, I figure it's ok.

 

[captcalhoun]

now, how do i do a character from a book who's never been on screen...?

 

[Skywalker]

Have there ever been any illustrations of them?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Can we include cartoon characters? Because I really, really feel strongly about this one:

For instance, here's my idea of a character that I wish, frankly, would just die and leave my television in peace. In fact, just having his picture on my computer makes me feel....unclean.

 

[auntiehill]

now, how do i do a character from a book who's never been on screen...?

Are there any illustrations of the character?

Can we include cartoon characters? Because I really, really feel strongly about this one:

Sure. I've no problem with that.

 

[JiNX-01]

Can we include cartoon characters? Because I really, really feel strongly about this one:

You beat me to it!

Much as I love NCIS, I want to headslap DiNozzo a lot more often than Gibbs dishes out.

 

[captcalhoun]

no, he's never been illustrated...

guess i'll have to find someone else...

 

[ToddPence]

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[auntiehill]

As much as I applaud your choice, she's a not a character. See OP.

 

[Aragorn]

You might want to tell that to Jetfire too.

 

[tharpdevenport]

As much as I applaud your choice, she's a not a character. See OP.

Well, depends on how far you stretch the definition of "character". I doubt she acts that way at home, or even in family/friend/relative disagreements.

 

[ToddPence]

OK, I'll try to find a fictional character as a substitute tomorrow. (Although it's really difficult for me to get worked up enough about a fictional character to want to slap them in my face).

 

[od0_ital]

Buffy isn't scifi to you?