caption contest 42: frontin' in my ride

[cooleddie74]

"Tell the Fuhrer the device is not yet ready.

Yes. Y-yes. I...I am aware of his needs.


That is why the simulated woman will have a fetish for only one testicle."

 

[Jptrekker]

This week on Alternate Timeline Hogan's Heroes

 

[cooleddie74]

"Klink and Schulz left WHAT outside the camp gates?!

DUMMKOPFS!!!!

Send them both to ze Temporal Cold War Front!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Reminds me of my first date with Erika Hernandez.

Minus the heavy firepower. And interest level."

 

[Shatmandu]

Flerg: "Change the fucking contest. Flerg OUT."

 

[cooleddie74]

"And the winners of this Caption Contest ARE...


Anyone NOT gullible enough to have come into this mess in the first place!!!"

 

[Starpaul20]

Vosk: Archer, I know you're holding the next caption contest so I'll cut you a deal: put up the next contest or else.
Archer (over comm): Or else what?
Vosk: Or else I'll kill Adolf Hitler.
*snicking over the comm*
Archer (over comm): *sarcastically* Oh I'm so scared.
Vosk: Oh, watch me! *to henchman behind him* Get me Hitler!

 

[Triskelion]

All right smoke 'em if you got 'em.

 

[cooleddie74]

"VINNIE?!

What the...

Didn't I tell ya never to use that damn tannin' booth!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

VOSK:"Man, those non-Aryan resistance vermin are some nappy-headed HO'S!!!"

TECHNICIAN:"Sir...SIR!!!

No!!!!"